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A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Despite my - previously stated - being nothing, if not a gentleman... somehow seeing that wide-swaying change of female emotion made me feel very much at home.
Although I'm certain it's not because of anything I say... or imply... or allude to... or suggest consciously in a not-so-subtle fashion.
...it's probably just the barometric pressure. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
Ah, so you saying she's got junk in the trunk? He said it, not me, and if she does... she's open for even worse.
Hey, Hey! Hey!
I said nothing of the sort... now did I imply it? Maybe. Allude to it? Sure. Did I drop not-so-subtle conscious suggestions to that effect? Abso-freakin-lutely! But I did NOT just say it!
But will her balance? Just hope something doesn't tilt her in the front because all I can picture is a feather gliding down and next thing we know... bam, Archane smacks the floor face first. >,< Though Warpulse would likely be eager to help her back up.
I assume there's some kind of counter-balance at play here.
@VATROU I live in the polar opposite of Alaska. Literally. It's on the complete opposite side of the country. Our mosquitoes are annoying, but at least they aren't beasts from a nuclear hellscape.
I'm from Australia.
You seen Mad Max? That's our future. So it was written, so it has been foretold...
Speaking of dirty. My phone nearly tried to sneak a fast one past me. It changed visit to fist just as I was typing. You can see where that word would get me in trouble out of context.
So... is anyone else's character planning on giving Arachne a fist..?
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.</div>
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