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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Marlene Alraune carefully crept out from her hiding place to check on the fallen man. He was bleeding from two places; he had a deep stab wound to the chest and a head wound from the fall into the temple. She looked around for something to slow the bleeding. There was a first aid kit in the car, but the man may not make it until she could get there. There was a white shroud hanging over the statue in the temple; but that, first, seemed like an artifact and, second, had thousands of years to accrue bacteria, dust and everything you didn’t want around an open wound.

Instead she tore strips off his shirt, was immediately thankful for what this choice revealed, and wasn’t too harsh in chastising herself for sneaking a quick peek. This man came with the one who killed her father, but when she stood stunned from the sand dune she could also see how he’d raised the firearm at the other one. How it led to him getting stabbed. Then she had the wherewithal to get in the car and drive, before the other mercenaries could descend upon her. to She could ask him questions as to what he was doing with this “Bushman” when he came to, after all, by the looks of the injuries he sustained he wouldn’t be going anywhere fast…

“KHONSHUUU!” He didn’t so much regain consciousness as explode into it, launching himself into a seated position.

Marlene stepped back, shocked at the sudden outburst. He was staring at the large statue standing before him.

“Yes. That’s Khonshu. Who are you?”

The man was still breathing heavily, but seemed to take a moment to consider the question.

“I--I don’t know.”

“You don’t know? So I suppose you don’t know why you came in and shot at our camp? Our workers?”

“I--I did??”

“What were you doing here?”

“Where’s here?”

She arched one eyebrow in consideration. On the one hand, he personally had never shot at anyone and made no effort to deny doing so. On the oher hand, could this guy really expect her to believe he didn’t remember who he was, where he was or what he was doing here? Seemed a tad convenient.

“Is that-- is that why I’m bleeding? Did you shoot me back?” He grabbed his chest at the stab wound. “No. That was a knife, not a bullet.”

She ignored how he could distinguish between how it felt to be stabbed and how it felt to be shot and asked the more pressing question at hand. “If you don’t remember who you are, how do you know that’s Khonshu?”

“Dream.”

“You saw him in a dream? When? Just now?”

“Yes.”

Curiouser and curiouser.

“What happened in the dream?”

“He spoke to me. He told me there was work to be done, to don his robes and do it in his name. He said there was a woman here who would seek our help. That she was in need of Khonshu’s blade - That was his name for me - and he just kept repeating … and ...”

“What did you just say?”

Spector repeated. “It means ‘It is time’ and ‘The time is now’.”

“How could you even know that’s what it meant? I think… I think you may have just heard Ancient Egyptian. It certainly wasn’t arabic, coptic, or any local tribal language. But nobody even knows what it sounds like. It’s been a dead language for thousands of years. How could you possibly know what it meant?”

“I don’t know. When he said it the meaning carried through. It was very clear.”



Spector gingerly got himself up, despite the blonde woman’s protestations. He took one knee, then stabilized himself on the statue, using it as his crutch, before getting to his feet. Standing face to face, he pulled the shroud off the statue and swirled it around his back and over his head.

“I was told something precious was taken from you. It was broken, and recompense is impossible. What little restitution remains comes under Khonshu’s purview. Vengeance, most pure.”

“You can barely stand…”

“Yet I stand.”

The man was refilled with new purpose, even if he didn’t know his own name. Even if that purpose was liable to lead him to a bloody end, he seemed to care very little. From an altar the man who shrouded himself in white grabbed two ornate daggers and pulled them within the white shroud, pocketing them in his own clothes within.

“Lead us out, and see the man who wronged you pay in full.”

Marlene sighed to herself, why are the hot ones always crazy? If nothing else, he could probably do with water which she had in the car. He’d been staggering around the desert for God knows how long before the temple. She led him through the temple to the other exit, and back topside to the partially submerged car. She told him all about what had happened, about her father’s plans for the dig. About how her research had helped pinpoint this area as the probable location, about her father’s saving and work finding grants had managed to raise just enough to get the dig started if they could find profitable artefacts in the first excavation. How they had done so, but a local group of mercenary raiders led by Bushman who was infamous for sweeping across the region and bringing terror as he stole and killed with impunity in the name of his rabble army and their efforts to conquor local tribal lands.

She told him how she knows that he was with Bushman, and that was how he came to be here. Pangs of guiilt washed over the man staining him with a sense of shame. Then she mentioned how Bushman murdered her father and cut a swathe through the workers. Then that she saw him stand up to Bushman before, but found himself on the sharp end of Bushman’s combat knife.

Softly at first, the distant sounds of rotors caught both of their attention.

“That’s coming from Luxor! Maybe someone managed to get a signal out for help!” Marlene enthusiastically called.

“It’s a military helicopter. Get behind the car!”

“Military? But how could you--?”

“Sound of the engine. It’s a Hind. Flying light though. Since we’re in Egypt I’m guessing the mercs bought Russian surplus somewhere along the line. Forget the car, get behind the sand. It’s light but it may still have cannons, they open fire on the car and you’d be toast.”

The chopper soared in, dropped a spotlight on the scene and lowered to the ground.

The man in white reached within his shroud and wrapped his hands around the helms of the two daggers.

A man with a pencil-thin moustache and immaculately kept pilot’s jacket alighted from the helicopter.

“Marc! Sacre bleu! At last I find you!” he exalted with a tone that clearly marked him as a friend.

But a friend to whom? To this Mercenary Marc, or to decent folk?

“Did you find the girl? Is she alright?”

Marc unsheathed both daggers but kept them hidden within the white shroud.

“The girl?”

“Oui Marc! The last I saw you, you were staggering off after the Alraune woman. I circled around and turned the rest of Bushman’s men with the cannon, but I had not seen you since! I knew you’d keep going thou--”

“Stop! Don’t! He’s telling the truth!” Marlene ran out from the sand dunes waving her arms.

Marc sheathed the daggers. The Frenchman looked confused.

“I saw someone shooting at the cars that were chasing me from a helicopter. That was you?”

“That was me.” The Frenchman confirmed. “Ms Alraune, I presume?” He removed his hat and gave a quick bow, his eyes never leaving hers. “Jean Paul DuChamp. I see you are already familiar with my friend Marc Spector.”

“We’re more familiar than he is, I’m afraid…”

“Eh? What do you mean?”

Marc stepped forward and shook DuChamp by the hand. A strong, warm handshake, but lacking in familiarity. He was through letting people speak on his behalf.

“She means I took a head wound and can’t remember who I am.”

Frenchie looked Marc up and down and saw spots of blood seeping through the white shroud at the head and chest.

“Ah! Je vois! You need a hospital. And you Ms Alraune, do you need care as well? I will have us at at Luxor International Hospital en vitesse!”

Already Marc was getting the sense that his French came through thicker as he got excited.

“No, I’m fine.” said Marlene.

“Wait.” Marc halted Frenchie with a bark. “What about Bushman?”

“Marc? You’ve been here for hours. Raoul and his men left long ago.”

“The chopper.”

“He brought RPGs. Even if we could find which way he went, he’d hear us coming and blow us out of the sky before we could launch any kind of offensive.”

Marc dropped to his knees and rested the daggers in front of him in the sand. He gazed up at the moon.

“Marc, you look very pale. Get in the chopper.”

His eyes dropped from the moon to his old friend, whom he barely knew.

“Yes. I think you’re going to have a lot to tell me about myself…”

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*20 minute uncomfortable silence to let my disgusting comment waft on the air*
The storm blew Creel away....

...second.
# Eris in the sky-y with di-iamonds! #
Ed Byrdbaker Presents - HELLBLAZER: Bright Lights, Big City of Angels
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@DocTachyon waits for @Retired to re-roof his house before killing Blue Devil and stealing his trident.... pretty slick.


“Oh not much. Now, what do you say we put these dogs down for good.” Lyger said.

Isaac flashed a white grin through a black balaklava that showed he could imagine little better.

The pair ran out of the back alley and…

...directly into a pack of black garbed Hounds dressed similarly to the Vigilante. Beyond that Hound stormtroopers with high powered weaponry and black visored helmets.

“I’m getting pretty sick of you low grade, bigoted shit-heels biting my style…”

Suddenly a red mist swept through the junction, Hounds fired out of surprise.

...or they tried to. The mist ate away at the soldiers metallic firing pins, knives, blades, the guns themselves.

Isaac chuckled and pulled his sticks.

“Carbonite nightsticks. No rust. Never bite the dust. Unlike present compan-- Hey!”

Lyger was in no mood for sitting through this man’s endless talk. These people had done too much damage. This was too important. He charged and immediately took the fight to the Hounds, flying with kicks and claws. Isaac quickly followed, throwing powerful shots with the nightsticks, and reading and counter-punching. He cut a path through the men like they were nothing. These people were trained, but if anything it harmed them. It was like they’d all sat through a 3 hour class of how to fight like him. He could read every opening move like a book, slip and counter appropriately.

Meanwhile Lyger was having his own fun, he fought a more chaotic style. Rode his metahuman athleticism, was acrobatic in ways that Isaac couldn’t imagine. He’d throw flying kicks and elbows, claw thrusts everything came natural and somewhat raw. Isaac was mostly grounded, but balanced. He’d thrash kicks at joints, stomp in a kneecap, but would mostly throw combinations, occasionally he’d grab a falling Hound and use him to shield from others advancing and then throw his human shield away to clear himself more space.

The pair were having no problems with these footsoldiers. Especially with firearms out of the equation. Isaac looked across to see how others were handling. Spotting someone he’d later come to know as Pantheon showing reckless disregard for life, Isaac growled out in shock.

“He’s killing too many of them…”

Lyger was busy and not in earshot. His own fight taking him some distance away, and unable to be heard over the din of the conflict.

Isaac yelled and pointed. “He’s killing too many of them!”

Lyger looked up, he kept fighting but he had his attention now.

“How do you think they got so many units here so fast?! Why do you think they haven’t nailed this place with their goddamn satellite weapon yet?!”

Isaac threw another combo, dropping four more Hounds. Lyger kept himself clear as well.

“They’re based around here! They don’t want to hit their own people if they can!”

The pair fought on, buying more time to holler to one another.

“What’s your point!?” yelled Lyger.

“Everyone he kills gets us that one person closer!”

More pummelling.

“Closer to what!?”

Isaac stomped a Hound’s kneecap in, whose leg spasmed underneath him and he screamed.

“Pipe down… I’m talking to my mate here… ACCEPTABLE LOSSES!”

At that very moment he saw a blue and silver streak shoot skyward. The pair of street level heroes spent a moment watching him soar. Then resumed pummeling Hound troops’ whose numbers were now starting to dwindle.

“Ah shit..!”

“Yeah! That’s not a good sign..! Hold on!”

Isaac started working for space again, taking more time to break individual Hounds down with specific care.

“I’m going to get us some answers!”

He managed to work himself some time to square off one on one with a likely sort, one of the Hounds storm troopers who had a full-face helmet.

“Where’s your base?!”

“Go to Hell!”

“Only if God sees how bad I’m about to beat you…” he fired back through his voice modulator, another bright white leer contrasted against his black balaklava.

The Hound stepped in and led with a straight right, the Vigilante caught his hand and pulled, dragging the trooper off balance, before bringing an elbow up caching the bottom of the helmet and snapping his head back. The Hound was stunned and that was all Isaac needed. He grappled, pinned his arm back and growled in his ear, applying strong pressure on the arm at both shoulder and elbow.

“Last chance… where are you based? Or you lose the arm, first at the elbow then I’m going to pop your damn shoulder! Tell me! Because someone here will, and I’ll have made you lefthanded for no reason!”

The response held a sense of resignation in the soldier’s voice, but not for the reason he’d hoped. It was the sound of someone who knew he’d made a terrible mistake and that intense pain was now going to be coming his way. A sound of a believer taking penance.

“F--Fuck you!”

Isaac sighed deeply. It sounded like wind blowing across a megaphone through his voice modulator. But it was a comparable pregnant silence compared with what was about to come.

Isaac gave a violent yank on his arm, felt a crack and it was immediately followed by a loud shriek, muffled only slightly by the helmet.

“Where. Is. It?”

More screaming.

“Damn it…” Isaac thought to himself.

“WHERE?! The shoulder!” Isaac yelled to be heard over the screaming.

More screaming. Another Hound tried to intercede. Isaac kicked him in the face, inadvertently putting more pressure on the wrecked elbow.

A horrific bellow came out of the trooper’s helmet.

“Last chance! Where are you based? Or the shoulder goes.”

Wheezing, muffled cries of pain and he was pretty sure the man had wet himself.

None of these were the answer he was searching for.

Isaac applied heavy pressure, to the man’s back and with a sudden effort felt the shoulder pop.

Less screaming, more shrieking. The trooper’s pain receptors had to have been ablaze.

“Talk, dammit!” He yelled, now starting to sound desperate himself. He was fast running out of options.

“Get off him, you mutant filth!” The Hound he’d kicked in the face yelled, getting back to his feet.

“Where is it!?” Only screaming, followed by a series of shallow breaths. “Shit, too much. He’s going into shock.” Isaac thought to himself. He walked over to the new Hound threat and kicked him in the stomach, winding him and buying him some more time.

He returned to the Hound trooper and did him the ultimate mercy; with a solid kick to the head he dropped him like a sack of spuds.

“Where?!?” He screamed, getting really close to the fallen trooper. The forced rapid breathing had slowed and there were no whimpers. He was unconscious, that much he was sure about. He rolled the trooper over and lifted him by the helmet.

“Either of you! Last warning! Where are you based!?”

“Go to Hell, you meta psychopath!”

Isaac stared the second Hound right in the face, and with a crazed glare and grin he laconically corrected soldier.

“Not a metahuman. Just a concerned citizen.”

And with that he gave a hard twist and turned the entire helmet around with both hands and dropped the trooper to the ground.

“Jesus fucking Christ! You just-- you just snapped his God damn neck!”

Isaac strode over to the other Hound. Who started to scurry away on the seat of his pants.

“Where… are… you… based?”

“Please! I have a family! Are you kidding me? You can’t-- Really? You’re human?”

Isaac slapped both hands on either side of the terrified Hound’s face.

“There’s plenty more of you. One of you WILL talk. Don’t make this have been for nothing. Like I told him… Last warning now…”

The Hound footman started to cry.

“Where are you based?” The slow steady nature of the Vigilante’s voice was truly terrifying.

“We-- We have a massive complex by the waterfront in Carver. Please don’t kill me. Please. It’s-- it’s not far from the bridge to Brooksdale. By the docks. I’ve forgotten the quay number now. But you’ll-- you’ll know it when you get there. Please don’t do this…”

Isaac let go of the man’s face. “Thank you.” He started to walk away. He stopped by the fallen trooper and bent down. He pulled the helmet off.

The trooper was wearing it backwards. The Vigilante had subtly unstrapped the helmet earlier when he last checked on the unconscious man and screamed in his face.

He walked back to the Hound who talked and threw the helmet firmly into the chest of the Hound who had talked. “Catch!” He caught it with two hands, getting knocked slightly off balance.

Isaac dropped him with a heavy right hook.

He turned to where Lyger had been, but he was already gone.

The Vigilante ran to his car. Icon may have been going after the gun, but Isaac was going for the finger at the trigger.

He pushed his car to the limit, squealing tyres and leaving rubber on the corners. As he was crossing the bridge from Little Sicily he caught a glimpse of the Iron Knight’s metallic form jetting overhead.

If the fight in Sherman Square was anything to go by, he wouldn’t be alone.
I mean, 'cultural appropriation Lois' was pretty bad, but at least she was alive in those. For whatever reason, DC spent the majority of the innocent and optimistic Silver Age repeatedly murdering the shit out of Lois Lane.



"Lanie Lane"???

Pfft. She deserved it.
I know he was in Robinson's Starman run.... He's had crossing stuff with Batman.

If it were up to me I'd leave exceptions like Hellboy and - pre-DC buying Wildstorm - Stormwatch up to GM discretion, the specific app.
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