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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Cosplayers often do it better.

Likewise porn parodies.
Re-roofed your bomb shelter as well, or just the house?

Better get on that...
On top of that, I can't find my phone and my Microsoft Word isn't launching. So this is overall a bad fortnight in general.


@Byrd Man said Constantine knows where there's a typewriter you can use...
Quick report from San Diego: I saw no fewer than three Starfire cosplays that would've looked better than what Titans is giving us. Also, I saw the "costume" in person, and if you're thinking, "Well, maybe it just looks bad on screen... ?" Nah.

Anyway, I might try to write another post while I'm in the air tonight, but I'm deadass tired and will probably just crash the second my seatbelt is buckled.




# I can feeeeeel posts cooomin' in the air to-niiight. Oh Loo-ooord #
Also G.Gordon Godfrey was made by Jack Kirby... who knew?


*raises hand*
This is going to be like when he gave him power of attorney all over again.

Going by last time, expect to see @Master Bruce genuine certified organs on Craigslist within 6 hours...
Shazam I'll probably see. Trailer has some "Ehhhhh..." bits to it, but it cuts through my threshold.

Aquaman I have no interest in, but that's purely because it's Aquaman and I've just got very little interest in the character. I still haven't seen Justice League and probably won't because BvS might be the worst thing I've ever seen and I don't really want any more part of anything with Snyder ties because BvS burnt me too bad.


Wooo, they're going to ruin someone else now :P


Yeah, you stay away from ruining Jack Knight, you bastards!
I'm working tomorrow for 12 hours and I've deliberately not taken enough Netflix stuff to pass the time...

...that means posts may be near.
I'm working tomorrow for 12 hours and I've specifically not taken enough Netflix stuff to pass the time...

...that means posts may be near.
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