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1 yr ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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>Altmeri are slaughtered on sight, typically.

noice
so is this still happening?
And the body begins to consume its own muscles after less than 2 weeks and repeated starvation can lead to permanent organ damage. Not to mention that by around the 3rd week the body begins to consume other, less vital organs in a desperate attempt to keep the brain alive. Again, not my call, but I just can't see several people looking at someone like this and thinking "Yep, that guy's fit to serve on an elite taskforce."

@Cyrania Yeah but most demons don't feast on human blood to live. Hellboy doesn't need to drink human spinal fluid or whatever to keep his heart ticking.

Ultimately not my decision, but there's my 2 cents
@LordOfTheNight Not to mention that the idea of an organization like the Order of Pandora employing rather than hunting something like a vampire seems
EXTREMELY

unlikely
boy howdy this is a whole thing

alright, I'm down
sounds fun

I'm game
already got a character concept too

Ork burna boy who's life goal is to create a fuel concoction for his skorcha that will cook the best most tastiest meat ever when he uses it
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