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1 yr ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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Petrukov's insistence on a grand entrance had put Kay on edge the moment she heard of the plan and forced her to grab a taxi so as to avoid the crowds. Once there, she toted her gear by hand up to the suite, refusing any help. Doormen and bellmen alike offered to carry her numerous bulky duffle bags, but Kay adamantly refused, even snapping at a young man who made the mistake of trying to be chivalrous anyway. The surly hacker didn't even trust her own employer with her equipment, much less some random shmuck looking to make a quick buck from tips.

It took almost 20 minutes to fully outfit her adjacent living quarters and she still left two bags unpacked; those she left on her bed. From her pocket she retrieved two small pieces of electronic hardware. One she stuck to the door handle on side facing her room. The second she clipped to her waistband before locking her door, double checking the lock, and triple checking the lock was secure. As much as she didn't enjoy the idea of leaving her equipment partially unattended, she couldn't pass up free refreshments.

She somewhat regreted the decision to make her way down to the lobby when she spotted almost the entire election panel (the parts that mattered anyway) all in one place. Her ratty jeans and worn jacket were a bit out of place in a more affluent crowd, but she hoped to fly under the radar even with the worryingly dark circles and heavy bags under her eyes. If there was one thing Kay knew she could count on with politicians, it was how easily they forget people who aren't waving money or loaded guns in their faces. As long as she kept her head down they likely wouldn't notice hired help and leave her to drink horrifically bitter hotel coffee in peace off to the side.
Alright! This took longer than I expected, but here he is:

@POOHEAD189 I'll get started on a sheet right away :)
@POOHEAD189 In that case thank you for even considering! My idea is a human (non-Witcher) scout/spy type character who lives and breathes for the wilderness. A borderline druid without the magic. He acts as a guide/informant for various armies and mercenary groups when they pass through unfamiliar territory and even does scouting/spy work for the right price. He has a certain way with animals of the non-monstrous variety and has spent nearly half a century living in and exploring the summits of the Dragon Mountains to the holds of Nilfgaard. He doesn't plan to seek retirement any time soon as he assumes he'll eventually die of sickness or a bad fall as the creatures of the wilds do; why rebel against the natural order?
If it's not too late, I'm down for Witcher shenanigans





Dannie's voice dripped with malice and perverse glee as it came through the commlink.
"I want the alarms on. I want them to know I'm here."
Recompense moved into formation with the rest of the assembly, shock spear in hand. The hum of her mobile suit's Franken-reactor could be just barely heard by any suits directly adjacent to her as she rolled her shoulders.

All systems were optimal and she was more than ready to tear someone apart. She blew smoke from her nose as she worked the controls and double checked the harness keeping her locked into the seat. Everything was set, now she just needed something to break. She raised her shield in anticipation and brought her spear parallel with the ground. Her spear was a frightful thing, all cobbled together with a mess of electronics welded to the length of it, the last seven feet or so arcing with electricity as though the weapon itself were hungry for battle.

Dannie herself could hardly wait. There was nothing in existence that brought her more happiness than using her mobile suit. By herself, she was a crippled ex-pirate with no marketable skills that didn't involve violence. When she was strapped into the cockpit, she felt almost invincible. She might not have been a drug user, but she had an addiction of a different sort.
@Inkarnate lmao

So is the discord invite pm'd?
ooooh boy gimme those grimdark shenanigans

Gonna make an apprentice from the Southern Marsh like W A Y south
so far south he thinks the first thing you do to a dead body is knock out its teeth so it can't bite anyone if it rises again. A young man with a powerful aura of boogaloo about him.
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