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"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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Aim for next post...more blood.

@RosalindYou're a fortunate woman, I have a nephew and can certainly empathise with that. He's only two, but with excellent speech, cheeky chappy indeed. Funny how I actually very much like children and animals, it's adult humans I have a problem with.
Dreaming...he was actually dreaming, for the first time in a hundred years images of parents, lovers and victims entered formerly sparse landscape of the Beasts mind; from scenes of a happy childhood, to others of bloody massacres seen done by his own two hands. Faces and voices swam about in his brain, and for just a moment he was content, until his mind began to question itself - why had he suddenly began dreaming? What had changed now? Something had changed, even without being fully awake or opening his eyes he knew it...

"Hemi!" Came the voice, the face of his father floating before his minds eye, "Hemi, you stupid fucker, wake the fuck up boy."

"I-I can't move, Pa. Why can't I move?"

"Open yer damn eyes boy," the form of the elder Munro stalked toward his dream self, arms outstretched as if to choke the life from him, "wake up!"


Air, fresh air! His lungs flickered into life within him, his other organs soon following suit, his senses once more acting as his guides - for his eyes would still not open, not just yet - so that he could hear the wails, screams and moans of others, could feel the frigid touch of metal at his wrists and ankles. The restraint that was supposed to be at his neck must have come loose, for he could not feel it constricting him in any way, twisting his neck and smiling to himself at the sound of popping, taking in another deep breath through his diaphragm...but this time there was something different.

Smoke

Only now did his eyes open, taking in his surroundings with surprising speed, his entire body tensing against the padding of the wall and straining against the restraints which still bound him in place within the cell; his sweeping and increasingly frantic gaze did not miss the pertinent fact that the entirety of the front of his cell was now a gaping wound void of the glass front through which he surmised the guards must have monitored him during his incarceration. Oddly enough, it was probably this very piece of of the cell, doubly thick as it was, that had protected him from being annihilated simply by the initial fall of the station.

Just outside in the corridor, where warning lights illuminated the shadows with there flickering beams, and sirens proceeded to deafen him with there incessant noise, he could make out what looked like bodies, bodies veiled by the darkness that seemed to have engulfed his section of the cells. Perhaps the power had been damaged somehow? He thought to himself, though the power and lightning within his cell continued to work, as did that of the cell across the corridor from his own, a corpse dangling in its restraints with the unmoving figures head at too awkward an angle for the neck not to be broken and the cause of death.

Slowly but surely he began to panic, sweat coating what remained of his torn standard-issue overalls, his head twisting this way and that and increasingly violent attempts being made to wrench either himself or the restraints free from the padded wall. Time and time again he tried, veins bulging in his neck and limbs as he thrashed back and forth again and again, grunts and agonised cries like that of a trapped animal emitted from his throat, his mouth clacking open and shut and his eyes wide.

At long last, tired from his exertions and unwilling to shake himself to pieces without taking a short pause, he was rewarded with a slight loosening of the restraints and some small glimmer of victory - as luck would have it, it was also the same moment that another convicted soul, probably attracted by the base noises coming from the cell, decided to investigate.

"What do we have here then?" It hissed in his direction, a clear Liverpool lisp on the tongue of the man, "well fuck me if it ain't a genuine Maori! Got a couple of tats like that myself," as he, for it was a man, drew closer it was then that Hemi could pick out the details of the gaunt face, the yellowed teeth, and the constant twitching of the skeletal man as he got closer. Here was an addict if he had ever seen one, needle marks still plainly visible on the arms of the armed fellon - a piece of metal piping gripped unsteadily in one quivering hand - beneath the mock Maori markings, quite the fashion at the time of his incarceration.

One thing that did catch the eye of the slow but cunning New Zealander was the bracelet-type band about the wrist of the prisoner, a date and time that could not possibly be correct blinking silently but repeatedly before his very eyes.

"Kai hamuti! Kai kurakura." He managed to cough, spitting toward the man for good measure, calming himself down to the point that he now slowly began to apply more pressure to the loosening straps, hoping that this wretch wouldn't be able to tell.

"You what, mate?!" Cackled the Scouse in disbelief, gesturing toward him with the piping and allowing a look of annoyance to make itself known on his skull-like face, "look, I dunno what you're playing at, but I got the focking pipe see! So no more of your ooga-booga language, you twat." As if to emphasise his point, spittle already flying quite freely from his ruined mouth, the drug fiend slammed the pipe into the wall right next to the head of the taller and broader man.

It would be his first and last mistake.

Cornered animals, as anyone with any sense knows, are the worst animals; they will fight you, they will tear at you, and they will not cease until they are dead. Hemi was surely one such animal at that moment, seeing in the man's eyes that he would gladly butcher the Maori for no other reason than he could, he was a man without morals, without honour, without a soul. Whatever mistakes he had made in his life, the life before he was imprisoned, no longer mattered! It would all come to a head in the next few moments.

With a roar like a loosed tiger the restraints finally gave way, leaving the wall with a load screech of tortured metal, Hemi using the momentum of his own body weight being freed to launch himself at the antagonist - if he had not been about to tear him apart, fuelled by artificially dimmed bloodlust and aggression as he was, Hemi might have laughed at the look on the man''s face but, as it was, he simply did what he had intended to do from the moment this shit had entered the room and bite his fucking face off.

"Oh fu-!"

The words never left the mouth of the Englishman, not even a sound emerging as he flailed about with his improvised, but in his hands useless, weapon in an attempt to survive. It was not to be, the teeth of the Maori sinking deep into his neck, a twisting of that thick neck tearing off a gobbet of muscle, nerves and blood vessels which was spat out so that he could go back for three more bites; by the time he had finished, the pipe fell from nerveless fingers, blood pooled about the carcass of what had once been a form of man, and Hemi took up the pipe before slipping out into the darkened corridor.

Somehow he had become accustomed to the smoke by now, the scent of it not longer worrying him, overpowered perhaps by the warm but metallic taste of blood in his mouth, every movement he now made - every placement of his foot, every flaring sniff of his nostrils, every glance of his adjusting eyes - like that of some hulking predatory animal deep within the bowels of the station.

It did not matter to him, inspecting for the first time the blood-smeared device on his own wrist, that he had been incarcerated for over a hundred years - he could not give a shit! He was still the same age as he had been when he entered the Apox, remaining in good health throughout that period, and now was free in a world which he correctly guessed would have changed astronomically during his time in the black world of induced unconsciousness he had become accustomed to.

Oh yes, he liked this...

He silently swore to find a way out of the clearly decimated station - unconcerned as to how or why it was now how it was - fully capable and willing to carve through anyone that tried to impede his progress, and once he reached the hopefully fresh air of the world outside and whatever awaited him, he would adapt and he would do what beasts did best.

It was survival of the fittest now, and he did not intend to see that eternal blackness again for a very, very, long time.
@Irisity@JulienJaden Gratitude to you both, I guess we'll wait for the lady herself to confirm exactly where they're all at. :)
@IrisityCorrect me if I'm wrong, but I believe the three female inmates and the now-dead attacker are outside of the Apox, not inside a hallway; though I read that they climbed through a hole?
@OzymandeusIt's cool, mah man, don't worry yourself overly as we'll be chillin' at the Parthenon for a wee bit yet.
<Snipped quote by Jbcool>

Oh I know. I even mentioned it in his intro post.

Surely if he really wanted to, Heph would just lay siege to Olympus from the head of his robot army and rule the world with an iron fist. Or hammer. Whichever.


Preeeety much, yea. Well, not in the golden day of the Olympians, but now....?
@KingfisherTotally forgot about this, actually. Yet I am back, and I shall see about creating summit or other soon.
Hermes gets winged sandals and a cool helmet, Apollo gets some weird sun aura and his lyre, and poor Hephaestus just gets a hammer and an even more busted up leg.

Maybe returning to godhood isn't such a good idea.


Mate, Heph gets a magical winged chair (or a donkey) to ride on/in, and a hammer capable of forging anything! How is that not awesome?

If you've not, take a ganders at this http://www.theoi.com/Summary/Hephaistos.html
The noonday sun had began to droop back toward the world by the time he felt the first sudden jolt of familiar energy from nearby, and getting closer. It was as if he had suddenly been struck by one of his father's lightning bolts, a swirling blend of emotion and bodily change sparking inside him, setting aflame an ember that had been lying dormant within him since the mass exodus from Olympus. Even those around him, immortal or no, would probably have noticed some change in the way that the bearded traveller now held himself - erect and proud, though relaxed and at ease, as a wild jungle cat awaiting its prey and chance to pounce - his eyes moving through the thinning crowds of assorted humanity, from figure to figure as the feeling, the spark, only grew in intensity.

It would be quite impossible for any mortal to feel what and how he now felt, perhaps the closest being the reuniting of loved ones at an airport times a thousand, even then they could not fathom the knitting of links in both the seen and unseen realities moving about them. True, the Fates no longer used the old methods of the threads and the scissors, having been ousted along with their kith and kin all those years ago, but the feeling which now reached Hermes was very much comparable to the weaving and reconnection of a gossamer web that had long ago been not only broken, but completely and utterly sundered from the centre to the farthest edges; this could only have been possible if, as the servant of both God and Olympus expected, more than one of his brethren had made their way not only to Greece, but to Athens and the Parthenon along with it.

Not only had more than one come, from multiple corners of the Earth, but at least four of them even now drew toward his open and outward position. Yes...he could sense them, the musical, the beautiful, the bitter and - what was that? A slightest blip on the godly radar, weaker than any of the others but older too, far older. This last signature especially made him curious, for as weak as it was it was still there, and it was not one of his family that produced this near imperceptible pulse either.

"It's been a long time."

Now the spark had become a full and glorious fire, the perfect voice one he had not heard in far too long, but one that he inwardly and outwardly rejoiced to find again addressing him. Before he could reply, unbidden but already within his minds eye, flashes of events of the past came to him, and Hermes could not help himself but smile; images of the stealing of Apollo's cattle when he was still an infant, or when he and the god of music, plague and healing had lain together with the same woman on the same night...what was her name again? Ah, Khione! A rather lovely princess of Phokis, who bore Apollo a son named Philammon, but one his offspring that Hermes had eventually forgotten to question him about. It occured to him that, truly, most deities were terrible parents. Then again he had fathered his fair share of children, including his only immortal son Pan, that hoofed rascal, a child that he still missed - and the only Olympian to ever find his final death.

Although this thought process took no longer than a few seconds of time, the way mortals thought of it, it took considerably longer for Hermes to peer up at the blazing form of his half-brother. Who knew that a god could cry? Indeed, even as he realised that divine tears were forming in the corner of his eyes, he help them back and, with a force of will, finally looked up into the amber gaze of the majesty that was Apollon, his mortal and immortal forms blurring and shimmering through one another and allowing Hermes to see them both as one and the same. To anyone viewing them, it would have appeared as if two old friends were reconnecting, but to those able to see it was so much more.

For that matter, what 'Adam Pascal' now saw looking up at him, or should that rather be who, would be as different as the middle-aged man he had approached...though somewhat more familiar; sitting on the rock would be an adolescent boy, what the modern world called a 'teenager', beardless and with curled tresses of golden colour streaming from beneath a winged cap placed firmly upon his head, his athletic build - more than comparable to that of his older counterpart who now stood before him - barely concealed by a tunic with a golden hem; where would he be without his 'badges of office' though? The winged sandals strapped to feet, and his golden kerykeion, the wand of a herald, where his hiking stick had been before.

With a sharp intake of breath, and a wide smile of perfect teeth, Hermes rose to greet a god he had always been close to.

"Phoibos, of you even the swan sings with clear voice to the beating of his wings, as he alights upon the bank by the eddying river Peneios; and of you the sweet-tongued minstrel, holding his high-pitched lyre, always sings both first and last. And so hail to you lord! I seek your favour with my song."

His smile widened into a grin as he quoted a better known verse of Homeric Hymn at his immortal counterpart, his arms spreading wide to embrace the god of both disease and healing, bringer of death but also of life, in doing so he bought his mouth closer to the others ear and whispered, "it is good to see you brother, but I believe we are not alone in this reunion."

Releasing Apollo from his embrace, one oddly strong for such a youthful god, something they each knew about he supposed, Hermes raised his wand (or hiking stick as it may look) to gesture nonchalantly toward the always identifiable Aphrodite and, some way beyond her, having slipped into the background and shadow in somewhat of a hurry, the limping form of the smith-god.

"It has been too long, my friend. Far, far, too long."

@ravenDivinity
@Rosalind Exceptional post, and certainly worth the wait! :) Your writing pattern reminds me of the speech patterns in Spartacus - the Starz TV series - due to the missing out of certain words and the like.

As much as I'd like to be the person hitting your character in the face, I'll see if sanyone else presents self for the purpose.
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