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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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6 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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6 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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6 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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6 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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Hugganah
-Inspired by Jurassic Park-
Maxx beats me, and in order to avoid the belt I have been told to post here.
WE'LL GET BETTER
@WrongEndoftheRainbow

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

WHILE EVERYONE WAS FIGHTING, SIX IDENTICAL WOMEN NAMED ARIANNA WERE SCOWERING THE DEAD AND UNCONCIOUS BODIES FOR ANYTHING VALUABLE. AS THE WOMEN SCOURED, ONE WAS APPROACHED BY A SPECTRAL CLOUD OF ELECTRICITY.

"SUP?" IT QUESTIONED, MATERIALIZING INTO A FUCKED UP MAN THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT SIMILAR TO A SECTIONAL MAP OF FLORIDA WEARING MLG SUNGLASSES. HIS NAME WAS ZACK.

"SOD OFF." ARIANNA SHOUTED BACK, THROWING A STRETCHED OUT FIST AT ZACK. ZACK LEANED BACK AND HER FIST STRUCK A MAN BEHIND THE SCROTOM-MAN WHO HAD LIFTED A CHAIR AS IF TO STRIKE HIM.

"NICE." ZACK SAID, GRABBING THE MAN' WATCH AND TOSSING IT TO ARIANNA. ARIANNA LOOKED THE MAN OVER AND THE UNSPOKEN TEAM RELATIONSHIP BEGAN THEN AND THERE.
ANYONE WHO CALLS SOMEONE AN IDIOT BUT ALSO PLAYS UNDERTALE LIKELY HAD ELDRITCH AUTISM AND CANT TELL HIS OR HER OWN HEAD FROM THEIR OWN SIX ASSES.
A WILD TAUROS APPEARED!


IM FELLING IT NOW MR. CRABS
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