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Homestuck: A fan adventure

@Aquaknight@KiltmanBagz

Heh, just had a really stupid idea.

Leshas and Luwith want Lemony, so they fight.

Lyssas and Luwith then want Leshas. They fight.

So it's like

This is retarded

At a certain point you just hit a sort of singularity.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

Yo @Classpet since Lemony makes costumes and Lyssas makes masks could they be cosplay buddies?

Homestuck: A fan adventure

The Troll


Name: Lyssas Doloso
Blood color: Cerulean
Age: 7 Sweeps
Gender: Female
Appearance: Lyssas is a slightly androgynous looking troll of average height and above average weight, due to increased muscle mass. Her hair falls down past her shoulders in a spiky curly mess, but it rarely gets in her eyes thanks to her horns jutting out sideways. She wears aviator glasses, oddly enough fitted with prescription lenses. Her standard attire is a short sleeve shirt with her symbol on it, under a cerulean vest. She also wears a fairly long grey A-line skirt, with a cerulean belt, and a small golden buckle.
Symbol:

My Hider

Personality: Your name is LYSSAS DOLOSO and you don't like people very much. They're always refusing to accept FACTS and CORRECT OPINIONS. You sit up in your ROCKFACE SUITE typing on your CRAPPY HUSKTOP trying to prove them all wrong. They can sometimes get the better of your SHORT TEMPER and this can lead to you DOUBTING YOURSELF and BREAKING OBJECTS, but only for a short while. You throw yourself at your INTERESTS instead. You are a craftsman and purveyor of MASKS of many shapes and sizes. These extra funds allow you to invest in books on MYTHOLOGY, specifically the horrifying beings known as ANGELS. Most say they're LITERALLY THE MOST EVIL THING but you insist that they are BADASS. You love making JOKES, mainly at other's expense, and sometimes even your own, and beating people up with your FOLDING CHAIR. Surprisingly, it packs enough of a punch to knock even your LUSUS, Dogmom cold. You suspect it's because of your FREAKISH STRENGTH you've had since you were a wiggler. It can sometimes get the better of you when you INHERIT some RAGE.

Lusus: Rabid Dogmom
Sylladex: High Striker - Each successive item is a high rung on a "Test Your Strength" game.
Strife specibus: Chairkind

HuskTop

Handle: pugnaciousAngel
Quirk: Replaces A with Δ and T with +. Uses proper punctuation, but sometimes doesn't use periods. If angry, she will type in all caps.
PA: ExΔmple +ex+

SBURB

God-tier: Heir of Rage
Moon: Derse
Land: Land of Flame and Fools
The land is kind of a hellscape. An obsidian earth houses many iron castles, brimming with heat and jesters. This land is full of traps, pressure activated geysers of flame and the such. Proceed with caution.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

I could see there being potential Kismesis between Leshas and Lyssas. She seems like the sort that would bring up that more angry and frustrated feelings she tends to push deep down inside. Plus they'd have adorably destructive arguments between super strength on one side and anger fueled accidental tremors on the other xD At a minimum the pair could really but heads with out having to worry about significant harm to one another Rocks vs Super strength and such.

PS
Ah man...folding chair xD I kind of wish I had rolled out my Sea dwelling fight-happy Pro-wrestling/lucha-loving troll. She'd be interested in her for compleatly different reasons xD

@KiltmanBagz

Yeah, i could definitely see that. Makes me wish i played up the "angry fighter girl" angle instead of the "literal internet troll with destructive anger issues. But Lyssas is great just the way she is. :). Unless the GM says shes not. :).

The Troll

Name: Lilerm Voigre
Blood color: Cerulean/Cobalt (I've seen it called both but the wiki uses Cerulean mainly.)
Age: 7.5 sweeps.
Gender: Female.
Appearance: Lilerm is a troll of average height with a chubby build. She has almost messy hair that she pulls back into a ponytail and often slings said ponytail over her left shoulder. Her horns are extremely short and barely peek out from the top of her head. She usually is seen wearing a black shirt with her symbol on it underneath an unbuttoned cerulean jacket, as well as a black skirt.
Symbol: Her symbol is what seems to be like two lines of scribbles much like the scribbles you see on writing in cartoons, to match her poet persona.
Personality: Your name is LILERM VOIGRE and you are a self-proclaimed CLASSY POET. You have a penchant for SICK RHYMES, but you believe you have more class than to stoop down to rap. You are a COMPETITIVE SORT, and constantly try to one-up others for better or for worse. You spend your time writing new POEMS and enjoying your land's beautiful scenery of GRAVESTONES. You have very little psychic intuition, but what you do have manifests as EMOTION READING, letting you, surprise surprise, decipher other's emotions. You fight mainly by using a QUILL PEN which is either tickishly annoying or pointedly painful.
Lusus: Raven Mom
Sylladex: Riddle Modus- To retrieve an item, the user must answer a rhyming riddle that is based off of that item.
Strife specibus: Penkind

HuskTop

Handle: LukewarmLaureate [LL]
Quirk: Speaks entirely in rhyme, usually separates rhymes with a "/" much ike older poetry styles as well as replaces all commas with "/", all periods are replaced by commas.
LL: As for what I think of you / You are definitely an asshat, that much is true,

SBURB

God-tier: Witch of Mind
Moon: Derse
Land: Land of Violins and Graveyards
The land is littered with many gravestones, invoking a design that, alongside Raven Mom, makes people think of Edgar Allen Poe. The sound of classical music being played on violin juxtaposes with the dark scenery, constantly playing in the background.

@Classpet

@Devo

Ah man, we came to the party with the same outfit? Now one of us is gonna have to change, cuz veing twinsies is so 2006.

Nah but seriously i can change Lyssas to the darker blue if you want.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

Ah sonnuva gun I forgot to tag @Classpet.

Well I guess so this sin't a useless double post, might as well discuss some relationship stuff. I kinda want Lyssas to have a half-hearted Moiralship that she doesn't really open up with, just kinda explains her problems without getting any of the dirt off her chest. Also anyone who routinely refuses to accept her arguments is an instant candidate for Kismesis.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

The Troll


Name: Lyssas Doloso
Blood color: Cerulean
Age: 7 Sweeps
Gender: Female
Appearance: Lyssas is a slightly androgynous looking troll of average height and above average weight, due to increased muscle mass. Her hair falls down past her shoulders in a spiky curly mess, but it rarely gets in her eyes thanks to her horns jutting out sideways. She wears aviator glasses, oddly enough fitted with prescription lenses. Her standard attire is a short sleeve shirt with her symbol on it, under a cerulean vest. She also wears a fairly long grey A-line skirt, with a cerulean belt, and a small golden buckle.
Symbol:

My Hider

Personality: Your name is LYSSAS DOLOSO and you don't like people very much. They're always refusing to accept FACTS and CORRECT OPINIONS. You sit up in your ROCKFACE SUITE typing on your CRAPPY HUSKTOP trying to prove them all wrong. They can sometimes get the better of your SHORT TEMPER and this can lead to you DOUBTING YOURSELF and BREAKING OBJECTS, but only for a short while. You throw yourself at your INTERESTS instead. You are a craftsman and purveyor of MASKS of many shapes and sizes. These extra funds allow you to invest in books on MYTHOLOGY, specifically the horrifying beings known as ANGELS. Most say they're LITERALLY THE MOST EVIL THING but you insist that they are BADASS. You love making JOKES, mainly at other's expense, and sometimes even your own, and beating people up with your FOLDING CHAIR. Surprisingly, it packs enough of a punch to knock even your LUSUS, Dogmom cold.

Lusus: Rabid Dogmom
Sylladex: High Striker - Each successive item is a high rung on a "Test Your Strength" game.
Strife specibus: Chairkind

HuskTop

Handle: pugnaciousAngel
Quirk: Replaces A with Δ and T with +. Uses proper punctuation, but sometimes doesn't use periods. If angry, she will type in all caps.
PA: ExΔmple +ex+

SBURB

God-tier: Heir of Rage
Moon: Derse
Land: Land of Flame and Fools
The land is kind of a hellscape. An obsidian earth houses many iron castles, brimming with heat and jesters. This land is full of traps, pressure activated geysers of flame and the such. Proceed with caution.

Not my greatest work, but hopefully more of her comes across in the RP.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

@Classpet Im just having some trouble creating my troll. I have a basic idea, but i need to do some brainstorming. I probably will join, but there is a chance i may not. Ill begin working on hum again soon. Or maybe ill make him a her since we dont have many females.

Homestuck: A fan adventure

I'm kinda on the fence about joining as a cerulean Heir of Rage. How often do you expect posts? How long?

EDIT: How the heck did I not see the very obvious answer to my question in the OP.
I feel tired.

Underlake: An Othertale

So sorry about the delay.

Underlake: An Othertale

♥ Ash Hare

Ash's stance faltered as something blocked his line of sight towards the Angel of Death. The black haired girl stood in front of him to block his attack, if he had thrown one. Clever girl. Her acting was amazing... really good. He almost felt as if she wasn't acting. After stepping to his side, Nina gave Loriel the story he and Nina had concocted. Then she introduced herself. Favorite lady, meet least favorite lady.

Loriel returned the sentiment with her fake ass enthusiasm, even giving Nina a VIP pass to one of her shows. Even when apologizing and giving gifts, Loriel always placed herself at the center. She probably would do so in the interview for mayor she was doing which, shit, he needed to give a date for. He debated passing off the responsibility to Nelson, but a better idea sprouted from his rabbit ear-ed skull. He could play this off great.

"I'd like to do it soon, so I can introduce everybody to Nina here." He explained, playfully wrapping his arm around Nina's shoulder and shaking it. "But before that I'd like to introduce her to the Underlake without all the baggage of being a celebrity. Could you hold off on publishing on her until after the the interview? For her sake?" He asked. This would buy them time, certainly. But part of him also wanted to genuinely show her the Underlake. She was gonna be living here for a while, might as well show the place off. "So, what do you think off this Friday, three days from now?"

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♥ System

System nodded as Isa explained to Dorkle that that was like, way too much info. Instead, she said, they should include for things, the top two and bottom two. Dorkle quickly crossed the other notes out, and said goodbye as Isa left. After a short wait, Dorkle returned with a book titled "Monster's guide to Humans" The design was fairly simple, a bipedal thing with hair and hands. Dorkle informed her what page the picture was on, after a brief sneezing fit. She took the book from him and quickly flipped through the pages, trying to find the picture. She found it with, surprisingly a little trouble. It almost seemed like the book didn't want to be opened...

She flipped the page on the notepad. "So, I think this would work..." She began, quickly sketching out a general idea. It read:

LOOSE HUMAN KILLS MONSTERS :(
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ALERT ♥ROYAL GUARD♥ IF FOUND, KAY? :)

She held it up the notepad up to him so he could see it. "So? What do you think?"