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The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

@Lmpkio Fair warning, Bonnie has helped Bowser before, so he knows at least vaguely of her.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

@tex Unfortunately no, and if I remember right it was by someone on 4chan so there wasn't a source. I feel like I should see if I can find the artist though. I may be wrong on the 4chan thing.

EDIT: Oh shit I found it! The guy's name is "nebulatower" and he actually has another pic of her, albeit in black and white. The only other stuff he has to his name though is Asriel porn unfortunately.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

La Bandita

Name: Bonnie

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Appearance: Bonnie stands at 4'10" and 130lbs., taller and wider than most of the other 'bandit' enemies that roam the desert. It's even speculated she's just a short human by some, but she's never taken off her mask or anything in a public setting, so who knows? She is frequently wearing a dismissive grin, and speaks in an accent that sounds like it was from New York, were that a place that existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. Her hair is a orange-golden color, and it's messy spikes peek out between her mask and her hood in some places. Her outfit is a simple tunic in light blue, with white accents and a hood

Personality: Bonnie (Or La Bandita as she likes to be called) is pretty much a total jerk. She's confrontational, rude, blunt, just every descriptor you can imagine for someone who's hobbies include stealing and punching things. She's also dismissive and bossy, and generally doesn't give anyone the time of day unless money or food are involved. Her brutish demeanor gets in the way of her larger work occasionally, but that doesn't mean she doesn't do some 'contract work'. Things like kidnapping for Bowser, roughing up some shops for the Pianta Mafia, three months cashier at Mush Mart before stealing everything (and I do mean everything), and even instigating a gang war without even being in either gang. All this is broken up by pick pocketing in whatever town she's staying at, and evading the authorities. At this point the name "La Bandita" is known in quite a few places, and Bonnie wants to become more and more famous. One day, she hopes to retire from the beat-people-up-and-take-their-cash business and sit down in a nice, 5 story mansion on Isle Delfino

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Abilities:

• Super Speed - Bonnie is VERY fast. Able to dodge the impeccable Yoshi's egg throwing and blindside him. She goes so fast a body check from her does a decent amount of damage.
• Parkour - Bonnie can jump pretty high. Not as high as Mario or anything, and she doesn't weigh enough to hurt anyone particularly bad when she lands, but it is useful for getting to hard to reach places.
• Thievery - Bonnie is a master thief, able to pickpocket, steal, and pick locks like nobodies business.
• Combat - When you grow up on the streets, you learn to defend yourself. Bonnie is proficient with both her hands, and her bat, The Giant.
• Healing Kiss - Like the great Ms. Mowz, Bonnie's smooches invigorate you so much that they heal minor wounds. Good luck convincing her to kiss you though.
• Above Average Strength - She's not super strong, but she hits pretty hard.

Weapons and Equipment:

• The Giant - A large baseball bat, with its handle wrapped in sports tape. Though it looks to be made of standard wood, it's actually full metal, so it packs a wallop!
• Sack O' Stealing - A burlap bag that can hold way, way too much stuff for how much volume it seems to have on the outside. It's able to fit up to three average sized people in it, if you squeeze a bit. It also seems to be easy for her to carry no matter what. It must have some weight reducing magic spell on it.
• Smoke Bombs - Though they appear to be regular Bombs wrapped in bandages, its fuse going off or a hard enough contact will make it explode into smoke, allowing an escape, or an attack.
• Regular Bombs - Regular bombs. Light the fuse, and wait for a bang.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

La Bandita de Mushroom Kingdom

La Bandita

Name: Bonnie

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Appearance: Bonnie stands at 4'10" and 130lbs., taller and wider than most of the other 'bandit' enemies that roam the desert. It's even speculated she's just a short human by some, but she's never taken off her mask or anything in a public setting, so who knows? She is frequently wearing a dismissive grin, and speaks in an accent that sounds like it was from New York, were that a place that existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. Her hair is a orange-golden color, and it's messy spikes peek out between her mask and her hood in some places. Her outfit is a simple tunic in light blue, with white accents and a hood

Personality: Bonnie (Or La Bandita as she likes to be called) is pretty much a total jerk. She's confrontational, rude, blunt, just every descriptor you can imagine for someone who's hobbies include stealing and punching things. She's also dismissive and bossy, and generally doesn't give anyone the time of day unless money or food are involved. Her brutish demeanor gets in the way of her larger work occasionally, but that doesn't mean she doesn't do some 'contract work'. Things like kidnapping for Bowser, roughing up some shops for the Pianta Mafia, three months cashier at Mush Mart before stealing everything (and I do mean everything), and even instigating a gang war without even being in either gang. All this is broken up by pick pocketing in whatever town she's staying at, and evading the authorities. At this point the name "La Bandita" is known in quite a few places, and Bonnie wants to become more and more famous. One day, she hopes to retire from the beat-people-up-and-take-their-cash business and sit down in a nice, 5 story mansion on Isle Delfino

_{- - - - (Power Matrix)}

Abilities:

• Super Speed - Bonnie is VERY fast. Able to dodge the impeccable Yoshi's egg throwing and blindside him. She goes so fast a body check from her does a decent amount of damage.
• Parkour - Bonnie can jump pretty high. Not as high as Mario or anything, and she doesn't weigh enough to hurt anyone particularly bad when she lands, but it is useful for getting to hard to reach places.
• Thievery - Bonnie is a master thief, able to pickpocket, steal, and pick locks like nobodies business.
• Combat - When you grow up on the streets, you learn to defend yourself. Bonnie is proficient with both her hands, and her bat, The Giant.
• Healing Kiss - Like the great Ms. Mowz, Bonnie's smooches invigorate you so much that they heal minor wounds. Good luck convincing her to kiss you though.
• Above Average Strength - She's not super strong, but she hits pretty hard.

Weapons and Equipment:

• The Giant - A large baseball bat, with its handle wrapped in sports tape. Though it looks to be made of standard wood, it's actually full metal, so it packs a wallop!
• Sack O' Stealing - A burlap bag that can hold way, way too much stuff for how much volume it seems to have on the outside. It's able to fit up to three average sized people in it, if you squeeze a bit. It also seems to be easy for her to carry no matter what. It must have some weight reducing magic spell on it.
• Smoke Bombs - Though they appear to be regular Bombs wrapped in bandages, its fuse going off or a hard enough contact will make it explode into smoke, allowing an escape, or an attack.
• Regular Bombs - Regular bombs. Light the fuse, and wait for a bang.

EDIT: I just realized I'm not sure if it's cool for her to say fuck. If wanted, I can limit her to T-rated stuff like "crap" and "damn."

DOUBLE EDIT: In fact I'll probably limit her to "Damn" and "Crap" anyways. This is Nintendo after all. I can drop it down to no swears actually. Just tell me what's cool.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

I may or may not join up with a female version of those bandit enemies. I'm just worried about my posting habits since they're kinda slow recently. Hopefully it'll speed up after finals.

The Legend of Zelda: Fragments of Hope

Yuri

Resistance HQ
^{Early Morning}

As soon as the foreigner grabbed her wrist, the Deku woman was incredibly tempted to redirect his force and allow his face to get acquainted with the ground. But that would most definitely jeopardize trade operations, so she simply struggled slightly to let him know that he was being incredibly stupid. As soon as she let the both of them go, she disregarded him with a sneer and began to walk over to a table near her. A man too, walked up to the table. He looked like a sheikah, from what she had seen of them, but his outfit seemed almost reminiscent of Yuri's dreaded enemy, the Kokiri. Still, she was sure he was just a sheikah with odd taste and didn't bring anything up, instead focusing on the note he placed on the table, and the soft glow of the triforce on his hand. How many people had a piece of the triforce? Were the pieces drawn to one another? Would the resistance even need her piece?

She quickly read the note. A trade caravan was under attack? It was lead by a fellow Deku, no doubt. She wondered idly if people like these were able to take on 25 others in a combat. Her thoughts were interrupted with the booming voice of Gerik, who 'asked' the foreigner to stay and wait for the rest of the platoon. He also said that he was 'in no mood to babysit' so if Yuri wanted to sell her Piece of Wisdom, she'd have to wait until the discussion after the mission. She sighed in disappointment. She should probably help these guys out. She doubted that they would survive without her, and even if they did, she'd have to wait until they got back to reason with Gerik. It certainly would be more interesting to follow the soldiers, and she was sure there were going to be spare weapons able to be refurbished and sold at a later date. Still, she wished she had the good fortune to have been smuggling knives of some kind.

While the woman was absorbed in thought, it appeared the ninja had brought the group bread. Yuri smiled a tad, before breaking off a piece and stuffing it in her mouth. She hadn't had breakfast yet, so she was very glad for it. "Many thanks, sheikah. Do you have a name? I'm Yuri, the merchant. I've traded with this resistance a few times. I wouldn't be surprised if that staff you have there was brought here by yours truly." She rambled. Hopefully he was proficient with said staff. She was unsure how well this little mission was going to go.

The Legend of Zelda: Fragments of Hope

Sorry for holding you guys up so much! I'm writing a post right now.

The Three Realms War [A DMC, Bayonetta and Darksiders RP]

She's just this cutesy girl and everyone else is some serious killing machine of some kind.

@Sho Minazuki

Hey, Mary is a cute girl AND a serious murder machine, thanks very much!

The Legend of Zelda: Fragments of Hope

Im still here, just wanna say, just kinda busy. If need be, feel free to railroad me.

The Three Realms War [A DMC, Bayonetta and Darksiders RP]

Mary shrugged and sighed to herself lightly as she, Souta, and the Lumen Sage walked through what she told the others was a living area, even though the exact translation was more akin to "People resting place." It seemed that Souta and Akoni just didn't want to get along for now, so it would be best if the two split up. Mary followed Souta, gesturing the sage to follow along and leaving the little girl to Akoni. If he wanted to treat them like kids, as Souta said, maybe the girl would be a better fit for him.

As the group reached the end of a long hall, they reached what appeared to be a dining hall covered in the appropriate dust. Even though there were chairs, forks, knives and the such obviously meant for eating, behind them were still books. Even when they ate, these people read books. Mary quickly grabbed a random book off the shelf and perused it. Though she didn't bother translating, the pictures in the book allowed her to guess it's purpose. Photos of food and ingredients were littered throughout. It seemed to be a cookbook of some kind. Though Mary doubted it'd be useful, part of her did want to keep it to try some of it's food later. She pocketed it handily.

Souta managed to draw Mary's attention away from the books at the back end of the room, to a tablet at the other far end. Mary quickly followed him over and waited for him to finish his spiel. Mary wanted to grab the thing immediately, but the thugish man summoned a skeleton to check it for traps first. A smart move. Once he was done, Mary began investigating it closely. "Hmm. The... True light... Shall... influence? No, wait, inspire." She read from the plaque at the tablet's feet. That may have been some sort of saying between members of the Library, or some such. The tablet itself didn't seem to be made out of any particularly interesting material either. She pocketed it for now. It may have been important later, after all. For now, she would begin to peruse the room again, investigating the dining table itself and moving towards the kitchen.