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3 yrs ago
Current Finally back for a little bit of creaching
8 yrs ago
Remember that one time when the Demon's Souls servers were still up?
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9 yrs ago
Remember that one time when Scaramouche got killed off right after he did that amazing dance and it was the biggest tragedy in the entire series?
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9 yrs ago
Remember that one time when you could look at who's been checking out your profile and attention whores like me could be giddy that random people that I may or may not know are paying attention to me?
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9 yrs ago
Remember that if you ever feel like you're terrible at naming things, just know that my friends dragged me into playing a dark and serious MMO where a boss was named "Deathkill."
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@evanist
Obviously you have to impress them first. You gotta beat people up and look sexy while you're doing it, that's like the whole dashing swordsman schtick - but you also have to make sure there's somebody around to impress!
...Which by my count gives you Alina, and...
Feuertanz?


Lusser's impressable. You just have to get past his shell of ambition and cynicism first... Then you'd have the most awkwardly distant crush in the world. Yeah, I guess it's for the best...

Incidentally, are you allowing multiple characters to be made by the same person? I've wanted to play a dashing French pretty boy for a while now, and I've found these recent discussions to be inspiring.
And then you did...

Anyways, I think Lavul and Stale can still post, if they'd like.


As my one and only Stale box of Pizza has been AWOL for a week or so by now, I'm probably going to get around to it soon. Do you know what Stale's up to with the current mission, or not? I'm not sure if I can really advance much of anything with where I left off and all that.
Balance is also a big deal, this is true! I dunno what an erol flynn is though o:


He was a really old actor who played a lot of "dashing swordsman" type roles back in the olden days of film making. A lot of the Princess Bride fight choreography was pretty derivative of the stuff he did in his films if I recall correctly. I think I might have forgotten an "r" or something, though.
Also, evanist, lifting it should be no issue at all! Even proper broadswords made for humans were never more than two or three pounds. The idea of a sword being -heavy- is simply ridiculous! If it's heavy, how can you fight with it? And a rapier, no less!

I do want to see Lusser with a zweihander, though...


The issue isn't with weight, it's with balance. It's hard to effectively lunge, parry, and Erol Flynn with something that isn't proportioned properly. Otherwise it's clumsy and awkward to use.
Even if Alina could sing, you'd have better odds of finding a shiny than getting her to do so.
And I'm not so sure on the adorableness of Rapiers, I think it'd be more cool than cute.


It depends if you ask me. I mean, in Erion's case, he's just a foot tall; any normal-sized rapier would more easily qualify as a ceremonial lance than any kind of sword, so I imagine him only having a little baby one. Imaging an Espurr frowning and waving a little spike around Silver Chariot/Million Stab style is pretty adorable. In the same vein, I'd say that the best weapon for Lusser would be a zweihander, because the idea of him trying to lift one with his stubby arms amuses me.
@lavulman

KARS!!!


Ween... Ween-ween... Ween...
You mentioned his character by name. That, at least to me implies that your character somehow knows him.


It's written in a third-person perspective. This doesn't imply that the character knows the other character, it implies that the narrator knows the other character. Either way, it's generally easier on both the writer and the readers to just refer to him as "Dexter" than "The Growlithe" or something all the time.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to use it three times, then it'll look like I'll die, but I'll find the strength to continue in my heart or whatever. After that it won't be so ultimate anymore, and I'll probably just discard it for some new power. Probably a Stand.
I know I said I wouldn't, but I used my Ultimate Forbidden Bloodline Technique, cutting my own lifespan to post anyways.
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