Keyguyperson
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STATUS: So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war? 4 yrs ago
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So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
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How did you get a computer into your room inside the mental institution next to my house? And could you please not wail about spam hating you all night? Keeps me up.
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From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Nation Roleplay
http://tales-of-andromeda.wikia.com/wiki/From_Stardust,_to_Stardust:_Tales_of_Andromeda_Wiki
I made a wikia, and nobody will update it ever but meh.
And that was when Keyguy was found at his computer, dead from dehydration.
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Dude, I know you think you're being funny, but just think about what you're saying here. This is a private facility for sufferers of Spam Doesn't Love Me Syndrome. It's really discourteous of you to discuss its location.
Could you ask for someone to soundproof it? The cries of its inhabitants always keep me awake at night.
I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.
Or I'm just talking out of my ass.
No. That's exactly what happens. Ha. Ha ha ha. Help. Help me. Spam stole it. My soul. Spam stole my soul.
Help me.
Help.
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This is the future you chose...
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The more he posts, the more I worry that I was right about the mental institution.
I can confirm that you are. I can hear his crying from the one next to my house. In between sobs, he screams "Why won't spam love me? Why?"
Boba is kinda overrated tbh. I'm sick of hearing about it every 2 seconds irl and on fb.
What the hell is this "tea" stuff and why is it named after a bounty hunter?
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