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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Darude- Sandstorm on loop, occasionally punctuated by air horns and 'mmm whatcha say'.

kill me


Go edit Titanic with this soundtrack.
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No. That'd be super gay.

Because it sounds like Hetalia.

And Hetalia is just really fuckin' gay.


It'd be opposite of Hetalia though, because we're turning people into nations.

So it'd actually be the least gay thing in existence.
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You can't do that! Spam crafting is a time honored tradition going back to the Viking Age, it must be made with love by an expert artisian/berserker


That's not the problem! It'll put all of us honest spam crafters out of business, the spam machines will replace us! We need Spam Socialism to protect us from the spam industrialists!
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I honestly don't know why the people posting letters go there.

It's like someone trying to run faster than a plane. They can try constantly, day in and day out, but they'll never accomplish it.
All I know is my funeral.

"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"
My legs don't work right.


My legs don't work right because I don't use them.
Does this mean the "All of us are highly stereotyped fictional nations" idea is going to happen?
Dammit, you actually made me decide to go to sleep.

Now I have to spend the next hour reminding myself that yes, I'm in my bed at home and not a futon laid down on the floor in a log cabin devoid of running water in the middle of nowhere with a really good fiber-optic internet connection.
If I tried to run, the horrid thing that is my body would cease functioning and I would be found dead and covered in mucus.

This is my excuse for a lifestyle that will kill me in ten years.
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