Keyguyperson

GAME: Crush A Wish

It doesn't. It's gone. I chopped your ankle off, so now it can't hurt.

I wish that I actually had the willpower to do things.

very ashamed right now

@ClocktowerEchos

Paul Ryan: *poker face*

Kim Davis: *Wears tacky clothes*

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is meaningless
And so are you

Game of Nostalgia

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

My GLORIOUS work of art shall portray leaders almost as GLORIOUS as our GLORIOUS LEADER. For while I can create great peoples in works of fiction, none can possibly be as great as the GLORIOUS LEADER. It shall be a story of how a great leader led their people to victory over a savage and disgusting force, and despite the chaos around them, saved them from a terrible plight.

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

Things unrelated to any revolt of any sort

@lucloversBut those aren't the right type. Those are the old, OLD ones. You can tell because they don't have the seemingly really impractical slope that would really just deflect shells into the softer upper armor right above the crew compartment.

Seriously though.

Is there a reason for that?

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

I know this girl that can imitate any singer, do you think he'd like that?

@SouffleGirl123Hey, when you fail and have the entire room looking at you, let it be known that my railgun doesn't have a scope and I'm not the best shot on Earth.

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

Does he like clowns?

@RomanAria You can etch things onto a railgun slug. Words, names, curses for the GLORIOUS LEADER. What's more poetic than shoving a giant rod of metal filled with the names of your dead comrades through the head of the man who killed them? Nothing, that's what.

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING ON BUYING A PONY

@SouffleGirl123@RomanAria Have you ever tried to stab someone? Takes, like, a bazillion stabs to kill them. And they can get you if the poison isn't instant. If you want to be stealthy, then a subsonic railgun is the way to go. No muzzle flash, instant kill, and about as loud as someone slapping a table.

DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

Plans for the GLORIOUS LEADER'S secret Christmas present

All you people talking about poisoned daggers, why not just use a rifle? They work a lot better than poison daggers, kill instantly, and you can use them from really far away.