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3 yrs ago
Current *Cthulu will remember this*
3 yrs ago
If you're buying "health food bars" make sure you check the sugar content. A little natural sugar is normal, but it ain't heathy if it has 20g added sugar.
3 yrs ago
Being a small pepper.
3 yrs ago
Just shout to the heavens "UWOH SEGGS" and wait for divine inspiration. Or your family's disapproval. Whichever gets there first.
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3 yrs ago
I love when I shovel myself out, drive through a snowstorm to get to work on time... and then my boss calls me 5 minutes after when I was supposed to arrive that he's not coming in and to go home...
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Bio

Facts about me:
1. I like writing.
2. I like cats.
3. I like RWBY. (#Yangbestgril)
4. I am 30+ years old... (I lost count...)
5. I have graduated college.
6. I'm trying to get better at drawing.
7. I'm a dude.
8. I eat far too much cheese.
9. I watched a Markiplier video once. Now I have a crippling Taki addiction. Don't send help, just more Takis.
10. I have two dogs and they're cuter than yours.
11. For some reason I have three motorcycles.
12. My cheese addiction has cost me one gallbladder. I have not learned my lesson.

Various, relevant links:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1700005/KillamriX88

Most Recent Posts

Took my last final today, so I'm here! Like the mighty protoss dragoon, I have returned!


My nerd level is over 9000 right now.
Lolis and now diddling.
. . .
Nah that sounds totally fine and not even a little awkward at all.
MissCapnCrunch said
*pats butt* There, there.


I... need an adult?

Oh wait... I am an adult...
Eheheheheh.
Well, if you'd let more people post *cough*me*cough* before posting again you might have had more to work with.

*is mildly annoyed*

I'd finally decided what I wanted to post... and then... *sob*

Now I have no idea... again...
Implied loli nudity ftw... sorry I took so long.
Oh god... the beds in this place better be fantastic... Enyo slowly pushed herself up. The morning sun was her arch enemy. She was used to going to bed when the sun rose, not getting out of it. The little sleeping bag set-up on the floor hadn't been especially comfortable either. It felt like every vertebra in her spine cracked as she got up. ...because I am NOT going through this every night! She then hobbled her way to the locker room so she could change back into her usual outfit and grab her weapons from her locker. She'd noticed that Felix, insane as always, had kept his under his damn pillow, but she'd decided to do things the normal way. Once she was dressed to kill, with her weapons on her back, she was ready to go... until her stomach growled. Food was probably important... so she decided to look into that while she had time.

- - -

Felix's eyes slowly opened. He hadn't slept well. When he realized he had no idea where he was he nearly cried out, but his mind caught up with him first. He was at Beacon. He yawned and got to his feet. He hadn't changed out of his outfit from last night, so he was ready to go... even if some might have found that less than cleanly. Well, he'd worry about cleanliness after his test and when he had a proper room to sleep in. He could go another day before he started to smell funny. Well, depending on how much this next test made him sweat he supposed.

I can do this... I can... Why did he even want to do this again? He had no idea, but what were his other options at this point? He couldn't just go home a coward and a failure. Well... he could, but he refused to. He took a deep breath, and found something to eat before settling in to wait for whatever the test was.
I'll try to do something tomorrow.
On the one hand, I want Kaden to react to John, but on the other hand I want him to speak after most other people, because he's chill that way.

I don't know what to do...

*sniff* We mourn thee, my fallen french brethren. You were so young, so pure... so delicious.
Kaden eyed the old man at the bar suspiciously for a few moments longer until he thought he heard John say something. When he pried his eyes away from the strange man at the bar he was only in time to see John already slipping away from the table. Was it something he'd said? Probably... he wasn't good a this whole "socialization" thing.

I was crass again, wasn't I? he mused in his head, wondering where exactly he'd gone wrong. Oh well... He shrugged, giving up on the subject almost immediately.

"Goldfish... really? Come on." He heard a familiar voice from behind him. He turned his head once more, and then tilted it down, to see a familiar face. Lilith, the little girl who'd gotten him to the bar in the first place. She had very long, and very curly blond hair that extended down to her waist and spilled over her shoulders, and she wore an extravagant pink and white dress with lacy frills and hems.

Ah, that must have been it... He thought. "What? It's a nickname. People like nicknames."

"Oh, it was plenty amusing." LIlith hopped up onto the chair John had vacated, though she stood in it rather than sitting. "But still, you're very-"

"Insensitive? Yeah, I get that a lot."

"You're incorrigible." Lilith shook her head. "Why do I even bother with you?" Indeed, it seemed Lilith had made socializing Kaden into her pet project. Because of this, Kaden had managed to learn a few things about the mysterious girl, who to him at least was now much less of a mystery. If anything, she was a sad story. She was like him, a shape-shifter, but she was not a skin-walker, and she couldn't transform anymore. She was a witch's familiar, but her witch had died leaving her alone and cut off from most of her magic. She could have bonded to another witch; in fact she could even have bonded to Kaden, but she refused to, feeling it would insult her former master's memory. Apparently she'd been very attached to her witch, who had been a benevolent and kind being compared to most witches.

"Well, I've made progress haven't I? I can hold a conversation now..." Kaden muttered, averting his gaze.

"Right, until you scare the other person off. Face it Kaden, you're still crude and in need of refining." She leaned across the table and pinched his cheek, making him flinch and turn to face her again, lest she do it again.

"What are you up to, you aren't here to lecture me again, are you?" Kaden sighed. She didn't look like she was prepared to "train" him today.

"Nah! I'm off to gather more lost souls! Well, I haven't had much luck lately, but I'm sure there are more out there somewhere!" Lilith said, hopping back off the chair. "Maybe I'll find another, more receptive fixer-upper!" Kaden just rolled his eyes at that. "Anyway, if you really want to improve, you just need more practice. Hm, you just got back from another hike, right? You must be hungry."

"What are you-"

"HEY! Can we get some service over here!" Lilith shouted towards the bar. "There, now eat and make nice while I'm gone! Ta-ta!" With that, Lilith skipped out of the bar in her ever continuing search for "lost souls."

". . . why do I come here?" He appreciated Lilith's effort, but her insistence that he interact with other people got old after a while.
. . . uhm, no sucky sucky, kthxbye
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