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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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This is entirely my own fault, but I've completely fallen behind with the IC, and I can't expect you all to wait for me to catch up. Real life is ridding me like a horse right now, and I don't feel like I can maintain Jehrilla at a standard I would be comfortable with.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to back out of this RP. Best of luck to you all in your future endeavours, and I hope to see some of you around.


Opinions on the Diamond Den varied. Some would call it the modern day moulin rouge, others a den of hedonistic over-indulgence not seen since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Once upon a time the majestic stone dome had been the Chaerina Somabra Memorial Hall, with its stunning archways and pillars, but those days had long since passed. Under Ruzghul Elfchewer, the Memorial Hall had been morphed and shifted into a palace of decadent iniquity, stuffed full of drugs and hookers, and under Nyxvira Bloodbloom the Diamond Den had only grown darker and more lurid in nature.

Nyxie’s limo rolled slowly up to the front of the Diamond Den, with Marius sitting opposite her in that crisp black suit of his.

Tonight had been a long while in the making.

Concetto Nyctari, Andrei Robeldo, the Thugmaker, and Shiwaree Rahanna, some of Santa Somabra’s biggest crime bosses, were all in attendance. The Diamond Den was swarming with life, like an ant hill on a hot summer's day, and the events of the evening promised to be the stuff of legend.

Having changed on the ride over, Nyxvira emerged from her limo dressed in a sparkling black shoulderless rhinestone dress, with a sash of bright crimson woven around her neck, and her hair done up in a sprawling bun of diamond butterflies and clasps. She swaggered up to the Diamond Den, with Marius trailing behind her, and her mountain of jewelry jingling and jangling with each waddle-like step she took.

Nyxvira swaggered below the enormous marble archway, and was thrilled by the sights that greeted her.

The Diamond Den was thumping with an explosion of noise and festivities, as flamboyantly dressed figures danced and sauntered about the arena, beneath the brilliant halo of golden orange lights. The noise was incredible, as the laughter of staggering partygoers rocked the dome.

Statuesque dancers, dressed in less-than-little, slunk down poles and swung from trapeze, entwined in swathes of silk, and the greedy hands of bawdy onlookers. A huge glass counter swept across one side of the room, serving all manner of drugs and booze. A towering rum fountain stood sentinel in one corner, whilst a huge pile of glittering gold fairy dust dominated another.

Nyxvira was led up a sweeping flight of stairs, till she plopped down, rather sweaty and out-of-breath, in a large golden throne which over-looked the rest of the Den from a balcony on-high. A thousand sweet scents flooded her nose, as an army of chefs and waiters toiled away beneath her, bewitching dishes to the state of perfection.

Eventually, Marius leaned forwards to mutter something in her ear.

“Grezbill is bringing someone to meet you, Miss Bloodbloom.” He boomed in his throaty voice “He says it's a person of interest.”

Nyxie smirked to herself “Tell that scaly runt to get his shrivelled green arse down here, before he misses all the fun!”
Everything about Earth was strange and surreal. The idea that worlds beyond the Gorgon Empire, populated by pink-skinned bipedal creatures, even existed had been a mind blowing notion to a younger Mortella, but now she was standing in a room full of vastly different life forms, on a planet vastly different from her home.

Whereas the other arrivals stood on two legs or sat in tacky plastic chairs, Mortella was coiled across the cold stone floor, her scaley green tail spread out behind her. She was a well-built young girl, with a thick waist and broad shoulders. A writhing mass of hissing serpents thrashed about in the tangled mess above her head, and her greenish flesh shone dimly beneath the flickering warehouse lights.

Mortella waited wordlessly whilst the blue creature sassed the group, keeping her thoughts strictly within her own head. It was only when the time to choose a mission emerged that she finally spoke up.

“I’m in the mood to sample some terran hedonism. I’ll go for the Casino.”
Interesar.


I take issue with one of your quotes, sir.

youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0
<Snipped quote by Hellis>

"You know what would be a good idea? Striping naked and dancing on the bar!"


Sounds remarkably like my new years eve party.
I'll start work on my application asap.
@Atrophy Why thank you. Its the little things, you see.
You know, I was excited to see another post.

Now I'm just spooked.


I will feel like David Tennant's grinning face just kind of ups the spookiness.
I never said it was going to be easy...
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