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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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I WILL CUT YOU
@Kingfisher @JulienJaden You made another steak stake mistake in that collab.


Dude...don't be that guy.
You guys are missing the obvious choice of Making Killer Moth Supreme Overlady of all creation. She's the only logical choice for combating Thanos.
Made three edits to the collab: One to hint at what Cain will be doing next, one because it's worth explaining how he goes out with a vampire girl in the middle of the day and a last one about a key that is important but somehow, @Kingfisher and I both forgot about it. XD


I am perfect, how very dare you.
I'm debating between Dr. Strange and Constantine... Any opinions?


Constantine because he's Constantine and Constantine is cool. Constantine.


Chloe Van Cleer sat with her long legs spread out across the backseat of the van, listening to the two other thugs bickering as they wound their way down Gotham’s grimey streets, beneath the light of flickering street lamps.

“What are you, six?”

“Yeah, I’m six.Six inches deep in your mom.”

“My mom’s dead, you freak.”

“I promise she wasn’t when I started.”

“I’m two fucking seconds away from snapping your neck, you prissy little lady-boy fuck!”

“Dudes! Chill the fuck out!” Chloe piped up, giving the back of the driver’s chair a firm kick. “At least wait until we’ve got the job done before you start killing each other. I don’t give a fuck what happens once I’m paid.”

“Well, I’m not getting paid enough to work with this bag of dicks.” Fierro grumbled from behind the wheel, his steely eyes fixed on the road.

“You look like you could use a good dicking,” jeered the prissy-looking figure with long eyelashes and a woman’s plump shoulders in the seat next to him “help you loosen up a bit.”

“When the day comes, I’m sure you’ve got a spare one lodged up your ass that you could lend me.”

Tuning out the two gangster’s whining, Chloe caught sight of the tinny blue mini cooper they were on the lookout for.

“Dead ahead, fellas.” she said firmly, pumping her fist against the floor.

“Gotcha.” Fierro nodded, hitting the accelerator, and speeding straight into the back of the car. The vehicles connected with a jagged thud, denting metal and cracking the glass tail lights.

“Rock and roll.”

The two gangsters killed the ignition, unlocking their doors and stepping out into the road, as the driver of the mini leapt out, red in the face and looking ready to curb stomp someone.

“Where did you jokers learn to drive?!” He bellowed, a vein in his forehead bulging.

“Sorry mate, our bad.” Fierro said smoothly, raising his arms in surrender.

“Too right, it's your bad!” He snapped “You better be insured!”

Meanwhile, in the back of the van, Chloe was fastening the straps of her mask over the back of her head, and locking a gas canister into place on her cocoon gun.

She ever-so-gently eased the van’s doors open, clambering down into the road, with her features obscured. She poked her head round the corner of the van.

The target and the goons were all caught up in a heated argument, giving Chloe the perfect vantage point to line up her shot.

She yanked the trigger, and a thick stream of highly concentrated knockout liquid lanced through the air, splattering across the target's face, and putting him to sleep almost instantly. The fumes leaked out into the air around him, and soon the two thugs were swaying, and then passing out and dropping to the floor.

“Sorry, lads,” she muttered from beneath her mask, as she crouched down next to them, pulling a knife from her boots and placing it across the prissy one’s throat “but this way...I become a fuck load richer.”

Shhhhhhhhrrrkkkkkkkk!

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No, but I will give you a hint: it's not this one.


You have made a powerful enemy this day.
@Eddie Brock You better not bloody let slip which castle the Princess is in.
The Purple Man




A cold, pale fist wrapped against the door.

“H-hello..?” Harry Yeong poked his sweaty head out into the street, regarding the stranger with an odd look, and a slightly out-of-breath demeanor.

“I like your house,” said the Purple Man, plainly “I’m going to be your guest here, indefinitely.”

Harry Yeong’s resolve melted away, as every cell in his body screamed for him to obey the purple man.

“The Wifi passwords on the back of the router.” He said with a smile, stepping back into the well-furnished hallway, and allowing the Purple Man to enter his home.

Kilgrave stepped gracefully passed the asian man, his dark coat tail billowing behind him ever-so-slightly as he swept up the steps and through the door.

“Harry!” screamed a naked woman as she tried to shield herself with a plant pot, dipping in and out of the living room “Why the fuck did you invite him in?!”

“Whose this?” The Purple Man asked Harry Yeong, nodding his head at the naked blonde.

“My next door neighbour’s daughter.” He said with a smile “Her parents and my wife are out of town.”

The blonde woman’s mouth hung open.

“Harry!” she screeched “what the fuck is wrong with you?!”

“Be quiet.” The Purple Man demanded, and she obeyed instantly “let me take a look at you.”

She put the plant pot to one side, and stepped forwards so that Kilgrave could look her up and down.

“Eh, I’ve had better,” He said aloud “this very morning, actually. Nice tits, though. Rather pert.”

He clasped his glove clad hands together, turning to address the pair.

“Right, you two; Out.”

The Purple Man pointed to the door, and they both began to file out into the street.

“Wait!” Come to think of it, the whole ‘no clothes’ thing might attract some unwanted attention. Go and put some clothes on ,you slag, then get out. Find some way to entertain yourself for the next...five hours.”

Kilgrave made his way into the living room, his mud-caked boots leaving blotchy brown stains on the fluffy carpet. He plopped down on the sofa, flicking open Harry Yeong’s laptop.

'5 * dining in my area' he typed into google.
|Name|

Zebediah Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man



|Alignment|

Neutral Evil

|Affiliation|

Purely Self-Interest

|History|

Zebediah Kilgrave grew up in rural Surrey, as the youngest member of the esteemed Kilgrave family. His earliest years were ones of extreme privilege, but that was all swept away when his father's company went bankrupt. Zebediah spiralled from the upper echelons of society, and straight down to the bottom in the years that followed, leaving him with an unquenchable desire for life's finer commodities.

Kilgrave joined the army to get away from the life he despised, and did two tours of Afghanistan before his cruel cunning and ingenuity was noted by the British Government.

Getting bumped up to the special forces, Kilgrave was sent on an undercover mission to investigate rumours of the Russian Government's so-called "Department X".

Kilgrave was compromised, and his captors subjected him to countless twisted experiments in an attempt to implant him with the meta gene. Kilgrave's mutations did eventually manifest, in the form of pheromones which allowed him to control the minds of those within his immediate radius, for up to 12 hours without contact.

Escape was easy, when all he had to do was ask the guards to let him out, and soon Kilgrave was on the first plane to America.

He's spent several years drifting from place-to-place, taking whatever he wants from whoever he wants, and building his criminal empire.

|Supporting Cast|


This is Kilgrave at his earliest, having just gotten to grip with his powers, and had a few years of fun with them. So far he hasn’t turned any super heroes into super slaves.

|How (if at all) does the New Frontier version of your character differ from the original?|


I've made a few tweaks to his backstory, but all in all this is a fairly faithful depiction of Kilgrave, combining elements of his print origin story and the one seen in Marvel's Jessica Jones, as well as some content of my own imagining. I've also gone for him being a gentleman who likes to wear the colour purple, instead of a man with purple skin.

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