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7 mos ago
Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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Making her way into the main room of the flagship with her new visitors in tow she smiled and waved to everyone in the cockpit, smiling as she saw the small strap of her blade dangling underneath her console. That Mortimer was reliable. "Ass you can ssee, Misss Carmen, we're a rather advancced people. Taking everything about the sscienccess sserioussly and to heart, never turning our back on any branch." She turned and smiled at the chimeric being, the light scent of her and the two companions wafted over his nostrils. Appetizing aroma, but she couldn't break her diet. "Ass you may alsso obsserve, we help thosse in need of help. Can't advancce ccivilizzation by hating eachother."

Finished with her boasting she pointed to three chairs that sat a few feet away from her custom designed seating arrangements. With a body as large as hers, and as cumbersomely shaped, it is difficult for one to sit down the same way a human can. "Sso, tell me more about yourssself. I'm quite aware that the two besside you aren't intelligent, at leasst, not in the sssame way ass you or I." With her open palm she hinted towards the two creatures she had brought on board. "You tell your sstory, and I'll tell you ourss."
I'm no good at Frying things, I always burn myself, so I got really good at baking and boiling food.
I meant the cake, but I could probably do that yeah.
Oh man, I nearly fucked up the cake. Now I just gotta wait for my sister to get down with the syringe so I can fill it with pudding.
Thanks, that was a long night. I'm also going to be posting slowly today, I'm doing things around the house because it's my dad's birthday.
In the pit below the battlefield, Kanitah's body convulsed as thick piping of metal and thin plastic wiring made it's way through his muscles. It broke him apart and reconstructed him from the inside out, blood dripping from his mouth and nose as it made its way into his head. The bone restructuring was the worst part, everything that it replaced in him it moved somewhere else. It was an unbearable pain, like the torture from hell itself. "Aaaughh, by the name of all things good!"

The rings around his body began quaking, vibrating like some powerful train gradually building up speed as it rode down the rails. His pores leaked sweat, reminiscent of a fountain of water. "This had better be worth it!" Clones of the rings began pumping out of his chest, latching onto the pairs of rings that were around his body. His hands were totally encased in the rings as they migrated to them. Five total rings on his hands, each, and one on his shoulders. Every part of his body had the stock number of rings that he has upon full release of the Engine.

Both of his legs and his hands began to push upwards, slowly rising to his feet. At this point he could no longer hear himself screaming, there was no thought in this moment. It would take another few moments to be ready to move again.
I died last night, I sat there and read and reread everything about those sheets. Trying to discover what the hook was behind them.
And my timing is perfect.
The matching of force was unfortunate to say the least, Kanitah's spin was really more for show, usually people are taken aback by the high RPM in flight. When his fist was met with an incredible amount of force he didn't actually know what to do, and he was sent flying through the air. The horizontal momentum spun out of control, throwing Kanitah into a violent midair spin. As his face became parallel with the ground below, he noticed something. The ground was no longer there. "This backfired."

As his momentum was killed by friction he slowed down in the air and began plummeting into the pit, his face collided with a petrified web on the way down, flipping him upside down as he fell. He struck two more web strands before falling to the bottom, landing on his side in the dried stone and web with a loud crunch. "Holy hell. That guy packs a punch." The pundambayan looked upwards, seeing the cliff's edge outside of his reach. Had he really fallen so far? How deep do these pits go? Pushing himself back up to his feet he stepped over to the edge of the small stone he was standing on, looking down into the abyss. The horrifying truth is that he couldn't see the bottom.

"Too far to drop down. Too far to jump." The hero closed his eyes. "Yep." With a little pause he reached behind his back and pressed the button, dropping to his knees by the edge of the seemingly bottomless chasm. The engine is online. His mouth swung open and his head threw backwards, from his throat was the most guttural and pained scream. Every fiber of his body began screaming in protest, but unable to move to do anything about it.
Sorry about this, I got distracted. My post will be up within the next 10 minutes.
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