LeeRoy

Dungeons of Asmodeus

Would this be a good posting order?

Me
Biddz
Chibi
Bobo
Imp

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Mr. Sunshine is asexual, like a fair number of my characters. So he doesn't care what you are, he's not buying what you're selling.

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See now I wish I had Gigliotti the Noodle Knight. So I could out-pun Biddz, because I totally can.

But he's a character that only works with his equipment, so.

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And now I suppose we wait on Biddz, who said he was working on a post last night, but some drastic event stayed his hand and has put him in dire straights. Now only the clock can save us now.

I'm making fun of how Biddz says that he's working on a post, but 10 hours later there's still no post.

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Retcon, because I was not speaking to Finn. Finn is not a meaty fellow. At all.

accepting all challengers

It seemed that his quake proved useless, not the first time that he had faced foes that were immune to its effects. At this point he wondered why he even used it, rarely did it ever have an effect, even when it should have. "I see." Withdrawing his blade from the ground in a wide swing, he turned his head to the side to look more closely at the pyromancer. An arrow struck the side of his helmet, penetrating it only slightly and poking him in he eye socket. "Goodness gracious. Am I being assailed on two sides?"

Knowing full well that he would be easily defeated, should he not pay attention to the archer, he lowered his blade to the side and wrapped the length of its edge in soul mass. With a quick swing to his right he threw the massive blast of soul mass from the edge of his blade towards the archer. A soul destroyer, hopefully the archer would believe this attack to be a simple spear. This blast of energy would explode just before striking him, and turn into a barrage of much smaller but deadly sharp fractals of soul mass. "I beg your pardon, but this might hurt, a lot."

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Pssst.

Two things, Bobo.

One: Mr. Sunshine was not addressing you.
Two: I doubt Finn could easily hoist Mr. Sunshine above his head.

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As Braud approached Mr. Sunshine went to answer the young Lad's question, however, he was immediately and quite rudely interrupted. By the young lad who had asked him the question. If he were the sort to glare, he certainly would have. "Well, as I was going to say! You there, meaty fellow, I could use your assistance most definitely. I wouldn't ask a lady or a lad to hoist my weight up. I will admit, I haven't been watching the biscuits lately. Would you mind giving me a hand up onto this door?" He paused for a moment, looking upwards at the edge of the door. It was only a few inches taller than he was, and it would be possible to climb up on his own. However, he would appreciate a hand up. Due to his. . .Nudity. Don't want dangly bits scraping against a metal bar in a dim cavern, who knows what kind of old rust could be on these cages. "I intend to attempt to grasp one or two of those torches up there." Alex turned and pointed to the torch just out of his reach. "They may prove invaluable later on."

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Mind you, I'm going to punctuate almost everything in character with an exclamation point.

This is because Mr. Sunshine talks very loudly.

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I'm more curious as to why we broke post order? And to why Biddz isn't online :u