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4 yrs ago
Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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7 yrs ago
Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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7 yrs ago
Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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I'm just some filthy Australian.

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@olcharlieboi

The force of Charles' full body kick sent the football star onto his ass and also threw off the balance of the two goons that were holding his arms, causing them to fall over as well dragging Charles to the floor with them. At this point, the scrap was starting to amass a crowd the kids all eager to see how this clash of seniors would go. "Gah you piece of shit." The football star growled as he got back up, though a loud "Enough!" quickly stopped the boy in his tracks.

It was Noelle the resident hardass teacher. Sure she was only 5'4 but she'd burn you at the stake if she was allowed to, at least that's what the rumours say. "All of you in My office! Now!" The woman snapped before storming off down the hall and into her office.



@FluffyKnife @BCTheEntity

Blob looked a little frightened as Arete almost effortlessly clubbed away his meat tendrils and advanced. He didn't get much time to think before Towel whipped him in the face with a well-placed strike. "GAH!" Before the man could even recuperate Arete planted a might punch into the fat man's gut and he was sent rolling onto the floor heavily winded. Blorb threw a hand up into the air and suddenly a wave of meat corn chips and salsa erupted from the ground the wave of food quickly obscuring Blorb from view.

Without warning blasts of meat would start firing out at both of the heroes, aimed for their heads. "You will fall!"



@Gardevoiran

Amanda smiled when Eve asked why they chose her, letting out a brief chuckle. "I'll be blunt with you. It's because you were the easiest one to track down. Arete is next on the list. Also, you're flashy and attention-grabbing you'd make a great poster girl for the city and its heroes." Amanda produced a document with many details about how registration worked and what kind of benefits it had. "I'll obviously not ask you to decide now, but please take this and think on it. Ruststone is sorely lacking in full-time heroes and we could honestly use the extra manpower."

Amanda looked back at the driver and gave them a quick nod and the car started off down the road. "Don't worry. We're just taking you around the block so we can drop you off, wouldn't want to rouse any more suspicion than we have to.



@Chiro

S-Punk rubbed his chin and mumbled to himself for a moment. "Well, I don't see why not. I only had this planned for today." S-Punk then took a moment to look around and make sure there weren't any unexpected listeners. "Alright. We meet at twelve PM. The abandoned observatory in Creese. In uniform." S-Punk said in a rather assertive voice. The kid definitely had an attitude that was for sure.


Charm followed her sisters lead and stepped forward when Legend asked for people with Endbringer experience. Charm smiled under her helmet as Manifold asked if she could thank the girl handing out the communicators, the poor thing did look like she wasn't sailing well, Endbringers tended to have that effect on people. Charm nodded to the girl and took the communicator she was offered "You're doing good work kid, keep it up." Charm tried to sound encouraging, though her helmet might have muffled that out a bit.

Heading over to the cape know as Inkscape Charm was ready to translate for Manifold but it seemed the case 53 could read sign language despite his distinct lack of hands. Good for him. Charm winced a little under her helmet as Manifold's robotic voice fired up, god Ana hated it. It just sounded wrong.

Charm waited for Manifold to finish before speaking herself. "Charm, Brute. You need some rubble moved I'm your girl. Everything else is the same as her." Charm said pointing to Manifold with her thumb.

It wasn't too long before the ground shook, Ana managed to keep her footing as the might Behemoth burst from the ground with a thunderous crack of lightning. The Monstrosity let out it's building crushing roar, Charm clenched her fists in response. It was time.






Sylph was struggling to keep things together, all the stuff that just happened with Eyeblight? It was about to be absolutely blown out of the water, and Sylph was stuck with the knowledge that she wasn't going to be able to save everyone herself included. Then there was all these people, so many people. So many eyes. It was overwhelming, and Sylphs anxiety was showing at this point. Sylph was failing to make eye contact with anyone, even Legend as he laid out what needed to happen.

Sylph had two options now. Go with Alexandria and see if her metallic hide could take Behemoth's kill aura or go with Legend and fire wind blasts from far away. Sylph went with the latter if she went with the frontal attackers her wind aura and tornadoes would surely get in the way, firing a barrage of wind blasts from afar would be a much better option.

Cautiously she made her way towards Legend and kept to herself, she was far too frightened to speak at the moment. That's when Behemoth showed itself, it's roar chilling Sylph to her very core.





Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! That motherfucker would have been a fucking smear on the pavement if Behemoth hadn't come and fucked everything up! Now she was here listening to Legend prattle on about how lots of them were going to die. Fucking amazing pep talk! Mire clicked her tongue and started walking over to Alexandria when suddenly the ground shook and she fell to her knees, hissing in pain as her kneecaps bashed into the hard floor. "Piece of shit."

Maddy got to her feet and readjusted her mask making sure it wasn't crocked. Finally getting over to Alexandria and that group of capes just in time to catch some behemoth of a man talk about being able to throw people at Behemoth, the prick was crazy. Mire could get behind that. Though Mire had other plans for how she was going to hit Behemoth, big plans. "I could probably draw his attention. For a bit, I can get pretty big and loud. Not to mention pack a punch. It would take me a sec to get ready for that. Oh and don't step in the gas that comes off me, it's nasty shit."
Gimme a character sheet template and I'll give you a character baby! I'm interested.
I gotta represent my starting village Pokke! Snow is best.


"While your compassion is heartwarming, I have little need for it so you can save it. As for what you're saying you make it sound like the White Fang wasn't going to attack until now, which is painfully naive. Secondly, who's to say they'll know it was me? In this backwater town, anyone could have beaten this man within an inch of his life. I do have contingencies for the few times I leave interrogation subjects alive, ergo the needle I injected him with earlier." Diana glanced over her shoulder back at Yoki, making sure to avoid eye contact. "Do you honestly think I just indiscriminately go around torturing people and letting them remember who I am? That would be idiotic and unprofessional... And honestly, even if I just pricked his thumb with my knife the White Fang would twist it into a brutal attack. Those animals have no shame." With that Diana left the alleyway and slowly started off towards the rendezvous point, praying that Yoki would hold his tongue.
I could have gone my entire life without having to see that.


Diana pulled out a cloth and started cleaning her dagger when she heard Yoki land behind her. Slowly turning she met Yoki's gaze with a disdainful glare, truely Yoki's audacity was one of his strongest attributes. Diana grit her teeth as Yoki raised his voice "I got him to talk. I now know exactly where the camp is and when they switch the guard. Slipping in will be easy." Diana would shake the blood off her dagger before giving it a few more wipes. "As for what is wrong with me. There is nothing wrong, it's just your skewed morality telling you that what I'm doing is wrong. I take the necessary actions required to accomplish my missions, those who find themselves at the end of my blade don't get into that position unintentionally." Diana took a brief breath, her nostrils flaring slightly as she sheathed her dagger. "So if you're done judging me we have a rendezvous to get to." Diana then huffed slightly and went to push past Yoki.
Jenny made her way through the jungle, appreciating the work Felix put into clearing a path. It wasn't long before Eileen had found some of the lost pilots and activated her tracking beacon. Thankfully they weren't far, Jenny didn't know how long she'd be comfortable being entrapped in walls of trees. "I'm on my way!" Jenny said as she tried to pick up her pace. Jenny was closing in on Azai, Eileen and Kaselith's location, her approach being rather noisy as she crushed ferns and smaller trees underfoot. Before long she'd break through the treeline of the clearing (quite literally) a couple of trees gave way as Jenny stumbled into the clearing. "sorry trees..."




Eileen looked over as Jenny stumbled forth into the clearing. "What good timing Jenny. I'll leave escorting this pair to the pickup location to you." Without another word Eileen fired up her thrusters and jetted off through the canopy. Eileen the patched in directly to Roxanne, "Roxanne I'm going back to searching for more pilots. Do you have any kind of signals near your location I could investigate?" Eileen made shifted her mech into jet mode and flew towards Roxanne's location.




Jenny watched Eileen fly off looking a little nervous under her visor. Jenny quickly looked down at Kaselith and her mech that was currently going to move another mecha? Jenny could probably help with that! Though... She decided it would be better if she waited for permission before trying to assist. "D-do you two need some help with that? I could carry it... Oh, wait! I have some extra supplies on me if you two are running low on anything. I've got the lot!" Jenny said as she detached a small supply canister from her back.


Creep's warning was swiftly ignored as Mire's barbed spear dug a chunk out of. Swarm's side!? Why'd the fucker have to be a hero, why couldn't he have just left Firefly to get impaled! God dammit! Mire retracted her arm, shifting it back into a human hand. Mire was shaking, her fury threatening to make her lash out again, but she stopped herself. The sirens had been going on for a few moments now, she would just have to wait until the endbringer passed, who knows maybe the monster would stamp out Firefly for her. Mire let out an audible hiss and forced her mist to return to her. "Fuck this." Mire said throwing up her arms and walking off cursing under her breath. Mire had no interest in sticking around. Not like people could stop her from leaving, and if they tried...
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