Avatar of LemonZest1337

Status

Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
1 like
4 yrs ago
Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
2 likes
5 yrs ago
Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
7 likes
5 yrs ago
Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
1 like
5 yrs ago
Fresh and juicy

Bio

I'm just some filthy Australian.

Most Recent Posts

Are there still spots open? I'd love to get in on this party.
Town after town and still no sign of either Repunzel or Eugene... Maximus had been searching tirelessly for even the slightest sign of his lost companions, but so far he's had no luck. Hopefully, this time would be different. As usual Maximus' first stop would be the local tavern, there is always plenty of travellers in them and thus plenty of information and if Max was lucky he might find Eugene slumped on a stool.

And once Max got to his destination it was indeed different. Not in the way he was expecting but none the less it was different. In fact, the scene was rather strange. Hordes of shadow creatures had invaded and were currently in combat with... A frizzy archer, a soldier in foreign armour, a lanky pumpkin... Thing. And that was just a few of them. It seemed rather obvious that the shadow monsters were the aggressors, they had to be stopped, and who knows one of these wacky-looking strangers might know something about Repunzel's whereabouts.

Maximus then charged into the fray leaping over the first few shadow creatures so he could land next to the group of zany characters. It didn't take long for some creatures to pick Max as a target, the first poor demon approached Max from behind and was met with a powerful kick to the face. The creature poofed into dark fog after the attack, *so they're lightweights* Max thought as he headbutts another shadow to the ground and trampled on it until it evaporated. This was going to be an enjoyable battle.
Pilot


Name: Sami Mizu | Race: Plesioth



Appearance: Sami is a slim (Aside from her hips) girl who’s a little on the taller side standing around 6’2. Her body has gleaming scales that are a mix of dull navy blues and muddy oranges. These scales can be found along her arms, along her legs down to her ankles and all over her extra limbs. Sami has a set of wings and a thick tail designed for aquatic movement, the tail ending in a massive fin. Speaking of fins, Sami has ear fins on the sides of her head and a larger crest fin on the top of her head. Sami’s hands and feat share the pale yellow/white webbing as her other aquatic features.



Personality: Sami is a troublemaker, plain and simple. She sees a bucket and an ajar door you can bet she’s going to fill that bucket and sit it on top of the door. Sami is also almost always full of energy to the point it is a little obnoxious. Sami is incredibly smug and loves to poke fun at others, especially people she can get reactions out of. Sami is the kind of girl who you makes you not want to ask her for help, just to give you some chance of avoiding her smug grin. “Personal Space” is not a term Sami is familiar with, and if she is then she just chooses to ignore it’s existence, getting a lot closer than many people are comfortable with on a regular basis.

Despite all that Sami does have some good qualities, like uhhh… She’s… Shit ummm. Brave? Honestly, she might just be stupid, but whatever we’ll go with her being brave. Sami is “Brave” enough to go toe to toe with almost anyone, though this “Bravery” can lead her into trouble sometimes. Oh, also Sami is actually quite caring once you get past all her practical jokes and quirks.

Equipment:
Combat wetsuit: Sami's combat wetsuit is designed to be as lightweight as possible while still providing some protection. It's not going to be stopping any bullets but it will at the very least slow them down.

Flashbang lamp: A lamp made with the ability to make sudden bursts of light bright enough to supplement for a flashbang. The flashes have a cooldown however as the lights inside the lamp will burst if repeatedly overloaded.

Nail rifle: A piece of building equipment that Sami retrofitted so that it could be used to fire super-heated rivets with an effective range of five hundred meters. Sure she could use a more conventional weapon but her nail rifle is special to her.

Combat knife: It's a combat knife.




Mech


Callsign: Guppy | Type: Mobile Suit

Appearance: The guppy stands at 11.23 meters tall


Loadout/abilities: The Guppy is a multi-purpose generalist mecha with aquatic capabilities. It has a multitude of equipment it can use but is only able to carry a few pieces of it at a time.

The Guppy’s optimal load is one primary and two secondaries. The secondary weapons are stored in the outer thighs of the mecha while the primary weapons are mounted onto the mobile suits back.

Chassis abilities/built-in weapons: The Guppy’s main chassis has a pair of light torpedo launchers on it’s back that can double as light missile launchers.

Additionally, the Guppy has great sonar and a shoulder-mounted light to assist in underwater navigation.

Primary weapons:
20mm Kraken assault rifle: An all-purpose assault rifle designed to be able to fire above and below water.

150mm Thombas grenade launcher: High yield grenade launcher made for dishing out the pain. Inoperable underwater.

Lazarus tesla cannon: A heavy tesla cannon designed to fire massive arcs of lightning.

Secondary weapons:

150mm Stampede revolver: A big ol hand cannon scaled up for a mecha.

Zephyr energy knife: A close-quarters knife that can be coated in energy to help it penetrate thick armour.

Nimbus handheld RPG: A light rocket-firing pistol. Good for mid-range combat and chipping away at enemy cover.

Sparky laser pistol: A long range energy pistol made to work in all environments including underwater. Though the strength of the weapon drops off the further away the target is.
The sound of steel on steel rang out as the bio-mech blocked the kick and pushed Eileen back. Eileen narrowed her eyes as the target started to fire multiple beam weapons if it weren't for Eileen's mecha's speed the Valstrax would have been mincemeat. But before Eileen went in for another shot on the aggressor Felix had decided to call down an orbital strike on herself in a foolish maneuver that would no doubt get her killed. "Roxanne, belay that order. Call in another pickup ship instead, we're pulling out. I'll keep the target busy while you all escape. My mecha is capable of escape velocity. I will meet you back on the command ship."

Eileen then powered on her mechs knuckle blades and jetted towards the target. "Roxanne make sure that everyone gets out safe. You too Felix."




Jenny listened in as Eileen called for everyone to get ready to fall back while they distracted the enemy. While Jenny wasn't one to argue with her superior, she didn't like the idea of leaving Eileen to face off against this aggressor solo. But orders were orders. "I'll clear a landing zone." Jenny said as she raised a leg and started kicking out the closest wall. A few solid kicks later and Jenny punched a hole through the hull of the dropship and pushed her way out. "Tell them to look for the smoke of the crashed dropship. I'm going to clear out the nearby trees."

That said Jenny started to demolish the nearby trees using a mix of punches and stomps. If you listened carefully you could hear her quietly apologising to the trees as she leveled them.
This looks pretty cool. Though are we going to have to worry about managing hordes of demon minions?
I don't shower and brush my teeth every day.
Arson




Arson Grunted as she smashed into the tank, felt like it was made of sterner stuff than normal which only served to reinforce that these tanks were tinker tech. Despite her attack, the tank was continuing on its path forward. Arson hopped off the side of the tank and started running alongside it thinking of what her next move should be, ramming into it over and over while fun might take a little too long to stop the tank from moving. Disabling the man gun was also a priority, perhaps she could do both at the same time... Actually, that might work...

Arson sped up so she could overtake the tank, she leapt onto the mostly flat front of the tank landing right next to the massive cannon barrel. She put a hand on the barrel and glanced down at the small hatch that sat to the right of the barrel, Arson gave the hatch a few powerful kicks, denting and warping the hatch hopefully making it unusable. The last thing she needed was a tinker flamethrower or tinker machinegun popping out and getting in the way. Arson then placed her second hand near the base of the cannons and started to pull, the thing wasn't going to come off easy that was for sure. "Come on you piece of shit. Arson growled as her grip tightened and continued to pull at the barrel.

The barrel was bloody hot, Arson felt her skin melting to her clothes. Fuck she'd have to get new ones now... As Arson started to bend the cannon, a hatch on the top of the tank opened up and an angry Nazi popped out and started shooting unloading on her with an assault rifle. Arson took a few bullets before she was able to aim her arm at the Nazi and let out a stream of fire from her wrist augment. If the top wasn't ruined before it was definitely ruined now.

The Nazi screamed and fell from the back out of the tank hatch, tumbling to the ground screaming as he writhed on the ground, futilely trying to extinguish the fire. Arson quickly put both hands back onto the barrel pulled with all her might. The barrel continued to bend and groan before finally, the base of the cannon gave way and popped off the tank sending Arson and the barrel off the side of the tank.

Arson slowly got to her feet, taking a moment to look at her horrifically burnt hands and forearms. She shook her head and rubbed the mix of burnt flesh and leather off her arms as one would rub on sunscreen. This exposed the muscle that lay under the thick layer of melted skin. Arson clenched her fists as she watched her wounds begin to heal, the skin quickly growing back over her muscle. Arson then picked up the massive metal cannon barrel and started burning her skin again but who cares? and sprinted off after the tank.

When she caught up she pointed the crooked cannon towards the link between one of the main gears and the smaller tank wheels. Lining it up Arson then rammed the tank barrel into the link and hoped that would stop the tank in its tracks. Pun intended.



Sheol




Edith's expression changed from annoyed to confused in an instant. Though before she could say anything she noticed a shadow flash over her, looking up Edith spotted a familiar face. Transcendent. He was headed straight for her, and if he was here that meant backup was undoubtedly on the way. Quickly jumping back out of Transcendent's path Edith turned on her power and she quickly started to heat up, causing steam to cascade off her body.

Transcendent didn't let up leaping straight towards Edith again, as much as Edith wanted to just send a wave of fire at Transcendent the mysterious woman was behind him. So Edith opted to evade Transcendent again and roll to the side, Edith wanted to run but knew that as long as Transcendent was on her back she would never be able to escape. She would have to take him down first if she wanted to have any chance of escaping. But then came the problem of hurting bystanders, she'd have to give them some time to get away to avoid collateral. So, for now, it's a game of avoid the breaker. At the very least playing keep away would let Edith increase her temperature a little.
I will get to work on that.
Sam watched Naja's axe kick connect, wincing a little. He thought about how lucky he was that these people were on his team, rather than being his opponents. Unfortunately, the ball of Chi Sam had deflected ended up crashing into Naja, sending her flying backwards into the store. Sam was irritated that he'd caused one of his teammates to get hurt, he would have to make this up to Naja somehow...

A twinge of pain pulled Sams focus back onto his dislocated arm. He was about to continue trying to shift it back into place (Which he actually doesn't know how to do) when he realized he could get help with this. Looking over his shoulder he spotted Light, who was already looking at him. She must have tried to talk to him, though Sam had been far too focused on the pain in his arm. Sam let out a pained grunt and gestured to his shoulder. Hopefully, the void creature had some idea on how to relocate an arm... "C-caaan... He-help?" Sam gently let go of his arm letting it go limp.
Arson




Nothing. No damage what so ever. fucking tinker tech Ana let out a sigh and looked at Manifold. "Yeah, yeah I know. Fucken thing barely got scratched by Marta. Looks like I'll be punching tanks after all." That said Ana put her gun into the back of the truck and gave Manifold a nod before sprinting off towards the tanks.

Each step carried Ana far further than they had any right to, though instead of making heading straight at them Ana ran off to the side so that the tanks would have to adjust their aim. These tanks were obviously the work of a tinker and while Ana was pretty confident in her durability she'd had enough run-ins with tinker weapons to know that it's not a great idea to just let this stuff hit you, especially when its a bloody tank. Though as Ana quickly closed the distance with the tanks she remembered the rumbling that was shaking the car, that was still a thing she would have to worry about later.

Ana's first priority was disabling the main turrets on the tanks, she hoped she was strong enough to bend the barrels. There was only one way to find out, and the tanks were in leaping distance now. Here goes nothing Ana thought as she jumped at whichever tank was closest, she shot towards the side of the tank like a rocket.



Edith




Edith hesitantly took the burgers from the stand owner and watched as the man hurried off. This was stupid she should have just ignored the woman and kept going on her way... Edith unwrapped her own burger and listened to the woman, though Edith was unable to suppress a flinch when the woman asked if Edith wanted to talk about what "What you're running from."

Edith lowered her burger and sighed a little. "My family is the problem..." Edith felt her temper taking hold a little. it seemed that everyone wanted to chime in and help her deal with her troubles. The weirdo saying how to blend in better, and now this nosey chick trying to tell Edith to trust her family. These people had no fucking idea what Edith was dealing with, and if they did they'd probably be trying to lock Edith up and not give her advice.

It amazing how a little bit of ignorance changes peoples perception of you. "I would honestly prefer if you minded your own business. It would be better for both of us if you did." There was a slight hint of aggression in Edith's voice, it was clear she wasn't going open up.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet