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*Twists it, maintaining a deadpan expression*

*A single one of my brows rose, as I hummed thoughtfully, looking fairly unconcerned.*

You know, all this threatening my health stuff is actually making me a bit nostalgic. Brings me right back to the days of my old mercenary team. Suzy, that greedy miser, was... a pretty unique one. Heh, Scrooge could never.

*I grinned wryly, before shuddering in remembrance.*

Fucking Yandere though -and yes, that's what that pink bitch actually went around calling herself. Just fuck her and her Groundhog-day, time warping bullshit. Genuinely most terrifying person I've ever fought in my life, especially after she revealed that her power also let her outright control any other aspect of time when I countered said time-looping. Fucking time stop. Honestly, there's something especially existentially terrifying about a time-traveler whose powers have no real limits and trigger on death. Had to "get gud" damn fast with my immateria manipulation to even stand a chance. Only reason we won was that Suzy's power was like this weird sort of "path to victory" type deal. She could name any goal she wanted to accomplish, and then her vision -or so she told me- would highlight something in red... with like, no context at all. She basically had to guess what the hell she was supposed to do at every given step, but by the time Yandere was after us, she'd gotten fairly good at spit-balling it. Could even use it in combat half-competently.
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*Opens and closes my hand mockingly as I spawn a voodoo-esque doll with an uncanny resemblance to you, and stabs it several times with an unusually sharp fork, causing the doll to squeak, bleed, and crunch*

*My expression was as dry as a desert.*

Neat.
@Fractured@Dark Cloud Thankfully, I refreshed the page before my original post, because Alna's intervention may have stopped Collin from dying on his particular hill. XD
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*A real chunk breaks off from the ceiling and craters at your feet*

*The skeleton -Alna- told me even he was wary of the girl, and in some ways, I could see why. There was a new energy seething into the world around me, once leashed but now overwhelming even the skeleton's aura. The reality was that this was not merely some manner of illusion, but full-on spacial or matter manipulation. And yet still... I'd told entire pantheons of gods to fuck off even before dealing with the space whales that could one-shot planets, and the worst they could do was banish me. If there was anything I was good at doing when it was the worst possible time to do it, it was clinging to my Pride and sticking to my guns. And damn the consequences. I'd never apologize for a fault that wasn't mine. I crossed my arms, stared the girl dead in the eyes, and opened my mouth.*

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Misty, m'dear please don't destroy my castle.

*I ask kindly.*

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*Rolls my eyes and waves my finger, reversing the rock's trajectory and restoring it to its former state*


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Thank you very much.

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*Shrugs and materializes a cup of wine inside a plastic cup decorated with a protruding cartoon bunny rabbit*

*My shoulders bled tension in the wake of Alna's intervention. In all honesty, I was fairly grateful for that. I already knew I was outclassed by him alone, but frankly, stupid or not, my Pride would force me to die on that hill of unrepentance in the face of any god-like being. From an objective standpoint, he really had saved everyone a fair amount of trouble, and I closed my eyes and took a few temper-cooling breaths while the skeleton talked the girl down. Once my temper had been reduced to a low simmer, I opened my eyes and mouth again, this time far less antagonistic dialogue directed towards the girl.*

I suppose we're back to being civilized then? Look, I don't get you. Don't know your name, and I'm shit at your charades. Calling you "Tee" was hardly being mocking or a threat or whatever. I assumed under any reasonable course of dialogue that your name would indeed be conveyed directly by your friend, Alna, here, so I could avoid stepping on toes. Instead, you decide doing... whatever the hell that was is a good idea. Honestly, I'm not here to antagonize you, but I'm certainly not going to just lay down and cower like some spineless harem anime protagonist. I got banished for telling the entire collective of my home dimension's god pantheons to fuck off, and so I've kind of got a warped sense of scale when it comes to my life being threatened. Look, I don't want to be enemies, not because I'm scared of you, because -as possibly suicidal as that is- I'm really not, but simply because there's just no point to it. I'd rather not start conflicts for no reason, you know? So...?
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*Maintains a cheerful smile while the field of vision in the room narrows, zooming into my face, while the floor falls away into a burning abyss of sulfer*
...
*Shakes my head, not letting my expression drop*

*I squinted, as the world seemed to awkwardly squeeze and crack in the direction of the girl. The ground fell away, but I could feel no heat, detect not the sense of vertigo that standing over a great height tended to elicit. Blinking harshly, I squinted harder at the twisting of the world, before frowning. It seemed that whatever illusory effect she was trying at least partially relied on manipulating my own senses. Thus, devoid of the ability to do so, it naturally fell apart in all the ways that mattered.*

You do realize that illusions don't work on me, right? Well, I mean, now you do. Please stop that. You're not doing anything but making things kind of... painfully twisty... sort of like another girl I know... knew. Good kid, that Vista. Little too serious, but she could twist the entire horizon into taffy.

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I might be the most powerful being in the room yet, I will warn you from personal experience.

*I place a hand on your shoulder as I get up to poke at the fireplace.*

Do not anger Misty.

*I raised a single unimpressed brow in his direction.*

I'm not going to accept blame for something that isn't my fault. I'm not asking for anything unreasonable, and I'm not going to be intimidated over something so... petty.
@Dark Cloud Here's the thing, Collin's mental/physical alteration whiteout means he can't see illusions if they target his body. It has to be indirectly cast on (and physically overlay/alter) the surroundings, and the way that was described in her post (the perception narrowing bit) makes it seem like he literally wouldn't see anything but her smiling creepily.
It's always on too. He has no control over it (for better or worse).
@Fractured So... what was that effect exactly? An illusion or something? Or was that more an anime-esce dramatic description of her rage? XD
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You guys will regret letting her rest when the true Scot within her awakens once she gets up.



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*A letter T with long flowing hair materializes in front of me*

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*Shrugs, then points to the sky, holds up two fingers, and then points to you*

*I was fairly certain that my complete lack of comprehension was writ large across my face, brow twitching.*

Man, what a way to realize I'm complete shit at charades, eh?

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*Looks to you.*

Would you like me to tell him your name?

*My flat gaze turned to the skeleton.*

Please do. Save us the agony. Otherwise, I'm seriously going to settle for calling her "Tee" or something.
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*Perks up slightly.*

A mercenary you say? Interesting, shame you aren't in the business though.

*Releasing the handshake, I waggled my hand in a so-so manner.*

Ehh... It's a bit hit or miss. Originally, I took up mercenary work by necessity but set moral lines in the sand, which let me tell you, pissed off my first partner a fair bit. But as long as I still got the job done, she really didn't have room to do more than cuss me out... a lot. Then I get banished to another world without my team and have to pick up from scratch again. This time, I was wierdly enough in a position to go for a more outright hero route, considering Earth Bet was basically obsessed with the whole "costumed nutter" scene.

*I coughed into one hand and cleared my throat."

Not that I really bothered with a costume, which had the just lovely side effect of getting the government-sponsored hero group's collective panties in a twist. They really liked making big deal about "secret identities" and "muh unwritten rules", so it was kind of hilarious how easy it was to turn things on their head, when you both don't give a shit about the status quo... and they lack the ability or public support to stop you.

*I chuckled lightly and shook my head.*

That said, when in comes down to it, I just lost my momentum for mercenary work due to constantly getting dragged into saving people, saving the world... twice. I mean, what value is money in the face of that, right? Still, kinda' wish I'd get to actually enjoy the fruits of my labor for once. Fucking gods. Fucking Cauldron. I swear, I can't get a freaking break.
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