I shit you not, my parents accidentally dropped me off at an adult movie theater because they saw an ad saying that the lead actress was visiting the town during a screening of the film. I was allowed in (I have no idea how) and after said screening, I got to meet Jenna Jameson. I was like eight when this happened.
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@boomlover A friend of mine used this for background music while making his speech bid for class president in high school. He lost.
Anyway, good song for atmospheric writing, but not exactly something I'd load onto an iPod. 7/10
Anyway, good song for atmospheric writing, but not exactly something I'd load onto an iPod. 7/10
:)
THE TOILET FLUSHES.
THE BATHROOM DOOR OPENS.
IT'S A FUCKING COWBOY.
HE GIVES A QUICK TIP OF HIS HAT TO THE CLAYMORE-WIELDING REDHEAD AND DRAWS ONE OF HIS REVOLVERS, FIRING SIX SHOTS IN SUCCESSION INTO THE BACK OF THE UNRULY TEENAGE CLOWN STOMPING WHATEVER HORRIBLE SCALEY THING LAID BEFORE HIM. WHATEVER IN TARNATION THE MANLIKE-LIZARD MAY BE, ITS NAME AND SPECIES ARE LOST ON THE COWBOY, WHO ONLY KNOWS OF ONE KIND OF ANIMAL: THE COW. THE COWBOY SPINS HIS REVOLVER AND BLOWS ON THE SMOKE LIKE A FUCKING G.
NOT WAITING FOR A RESPONSE FROM THE CLOWN'S CLOWN-FRIENDS, THE COWBOY GIVES AN ADDITIONAL TIP OF HIS HAT AND CLOSES THE DOOR, AUDIBLY LOCKING IT. HE STEPS TO THE SIDE AND DRAWS HIS SECOND REVOLVER, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO AVENGE THE CLOWN OR NEED TO PISS TO ENACT FURTHER BLOODSHED.
HE WHISTLES A SAD COWBOY WHISTLE AND ADJUSTS HIS ASSLESS CHAPS.
THE BATHROOM DOOR OPENS.
IT'S A FUCKING COWBOY.
HE GIVES A QUICK TIP OF HIS HAT TO THE CLAYMORE-WIELDING REDHEAD AND DRAWS ONE OF HIS REVOLVERS, FIRING SIX SHOTS IN SUCCESSION INTO THE BACK OF THE UNRULY TEENAGE CLOWN STOMPING WHATEVER HORRIBLE SCALEY THING LAID BEFORE HIM. WHATEVER IN TARNATION THE MANLIKE-LIZARD MAY BE, ITS NAME AND SPECIES ARE LOST ON THE COWBOY, WHO ONLY KNOWS OF ONE KIND OF ANIMAL: THE COW. THE COWBOY SPINS HIS REVOLVER AND BLOWS ON THE SMOKE LIKE A FUCKING G.
NOT WAITING FOR A RESPONSE FROM THE CLOWN'S CLOWN-FRIENDS, THE COWBOY GIVES AN ADDITIONAL TIP OF HIS HAT AND CLOSES THE DOOR, AUDIBLY LOCKING IT. HE STEPS TO THE SIDE AND DRAWS HIS SECOND REVOLVER, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO AVENGE THE CLOWN OR NEED TO PISS TO ENACT FURTHER BLOODSHED.
HE WHISTLES A SAD COWBOY WHISTLE AND ADJUSTS HIS ASSLESS CHAPS.
Gotta keep the ball rolling. Anybody working on a sheet for the west should make their claim known. If there's nobody interested by tomorrow night, (Nine hours from the last edit) IC will launch immediately with a six-country map.
broby pls
I could try to start from scratch but I'm a bit... Slower then most other roleplayers on account of some stuff. If you'd have me at a slower rate then some others, I'd do it.
On account of the scale of the RP, I think we'll probably have a burst of activity when we start and gradually slow down to each player having 2 posts a week or so. If you're comfortable with that, feel free to start working on your sheet.
I'd like to do this but don't have the time at the moment, could I be bumped as to when a spot opens?
Currently there's only one spot left, which we're seeking to fill. If the time issue pertains to all the worldbuilding required and you're more into making a great house, instead of creating an entirely new country you could have a minor house that recently usurped House Oaken of The Sylvain.
Added relations for Fergus and Gitanjani, or at least Poole's thoughts on them. They're just concepts for now (no time for PMs, gotta run), so gimme your respective opinions on 'em. Will be back late tonight or tomorrow.
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