Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
Samus continues watching from behind the ring as her partner battles this heavy-duty cyborg. Despite her partner's minor success at damaging Cyrax, it became clear that he was at a disadvantage against him. The yellow cyborg has more outfitted armor and is stronger than the regular human. It became clear that he'll be ripped to ribbons if he keep on fighting him at this rate. Not even his dog can help at this point.
Thankfully, Jack came to her and slapped his hand, signifying that it's her (or in his case, "his") time to get into the ring, having softened him up for her. With that, the bounty hunter leaps over the string bars as she lands on the arena platform, loading her arm cannon as she glares at her opponent through her visor.
"Alright big guy." Samus barks at him, her voice distorted through the mask, "Here comes the real fight."
Right off the bat, she fires two homing rocket projectiles towards the yellow cyborg. Whether both, one, or none hit Cyrax, Samus follows up by making a quick dash towards him, attempting to daze him by issuing a side-punch to his head.
As two giant tentacles flailed in the air from the pot, Samus wastes no time in pointing her cannon simply out of reflex. She aims at the giant octo, preparing to fire until Mama came and slammed the lid shut. For someone of her stature, she had quite some strength to keep a rampant octo-monster in the pot. As soon as he explained what was going on, which was basically to make the most disgusting food imaginable, the bounty hunter nods as she quickly looks around for some disgusting cooking materials.
Already Najia seems to be ahead as she takes several items out of her inventory, one of which includes some rainbow mushrooms. Talk about some intense magic shrooms. Yet as the bounty hunter looks for anything of interest, the amphibious being charms in on her status.
”I don’t actually know what most of this stuff is without tasting it. Samus you recognize anything that might be particularly nasty?”
There's a moment's pause as the bounty hunter looks at one of the bottom cupboards. Surely you can find some nasty things there, especially in the very back. As she digs her way towards the very back, she finds something quite surprising. She finds several cans of "Metroid Meat", (which shows a picture of an 16-bit Metroid creature, with the font being that of the Super Metroid Logo). Now who in the right mind would consider these disgusting gelatinous beings tasty in any way, shape or form? She also finds several other nasty food items alongside it. "Canned Radroach Eggs" (Fallout), "Monster Meat" (Don't Starve), "Spider Eyes" (Minecraft), and some other nasty food items that's not for the faint of heart. Samus could feel her stomach scrunch up into a little ball as she continues looking. At least her helmet prevents her from smelling them. She glances back at Najia.
"Uh, yeah." she says with some hesitation, as she grabs a can of Metroid Meat and Canned Radroach Eggs, "I found some stuff that looks... appetizing. Here catch. And try not to look at the labels."
She then tosses the two cans to Naija as she continues taking out the rest of the nasty ingredients from inside. No doubt that everyone outside will barf at such the atrocity that they'll create... if they are still fighting that is.
A Machina unit would fall to unfortunate circumstances as he finds his neck getting crushed by a metallic red-n-black arm emerging from a spiraling green portal. As its body limps to the floor, several other machina figures were alerted to his presence as they head towards the backside of the building. When the hell knight finally revealed himself from outside the portal, dressed in his Phantom Armor, the soldiers started shooting at him. However it was a futile offense as Mephilus raises his shield, deflecting the shots, and eliminates them by firing several explosive rounds. Even as a melee unit attempts to strike him, the armored simply gores it with his lance, killing it instantly as it slowly slides off the shaft.
Not even the locked doors could survive Mephilius' lance as an explosion ripples the metallic walls to shreds. The armored figure enters the facility as he raises his lance and readies his shield, ready to take on any foe that heads his way.
As the alarms pierced the entire factory, every Machina unit from within prepared for the epic battle that was on the verge of eruption. Yet as the forces near the surface ground level are running rampant and rushed to get to their positions, deep within the depths of the giant complex, the blaring alarms were merely a fainting whisper. Down here are several rooms dedicated to top secret research projects, with the most top-worthy scientists working against the clock in completing their research. Who knows what marvelous or devilish experiments are they commencing down there...
In Room 219-TEP, a lone scientist, wearing silverish-grey glasses and ragged, messy gray hair, sits in front of a giant monitor that is viewing the conflict that is taking place, his hands folded together below his nose. He watches with his eyes glued to the screen, sitting motionlessly as several scientists were walking or jogging to various stations. Some were even packing up various equipment and sitting them on top of giant platforms connecting to a singular track that would lead them near the surface and onto a transport train. Clearly there were some who believed that this base will not survive the conflict, along with the top secret projects being constructed here. Yet the lead scientist didn't bat an eye. It was almost like he expected this to be an inevitability.
From behind him, another scientist, a female with dark purple hair and amethyst eyes, approaches him calmly. She seemed to be worried at the situation at hand.
"Commander Karizawa." she addressed him calmly, but with a faint hint of worry, "Aren't you going to help evacuate all the work from the room? I have my doubts that this facility will survive the battle."
There was a moment of silence. Then the male scientist issues a faint sigh.
"At long last..." he responds slowly with a raspy voice and gruff undertone, "It was only a matter of time before this complex meets divine intervention... Though it was executed sooner than I predicted."
The female scientist looks at the screen uneasily.
"What else do you want us to do?" she asks.
The lead scientist slowly looks over at the female scientist, who was still standing with a data pad by her breast.
"I think its time we put her into action, Miss Tobayashi." he finishes bluntly as he adjusts his glasses.
The female scientist's eyes widened a bit in confusion and bewilderment.
"But- but the tests. She didn't complete all of the tests that she was scheduled for. We still have at least another month to~"
"Forget them." Dr. Karizawa interrupts unfazed, "All the basics have been covered for her. The rest are simply advanced or strictly specified. You've seen the scores."
He leans back into his chair as he takes a puff at his cigarette. The female doctor simply exhales to herself as she continues watches the screen.
"This is the perfect opportunity to test her capabilities on the battlefield. I can't find a better time than now."
"And if we attra~"
The lead scientist raises his hand to excuse her from talking. He knew what she was going to say and it truly didn't matter at this time. It will be dealt with later. He gets up from his seat and plans both hands into the desk.
"Deploy Unit-T into battle." he commands, his eyes still glued to the screen.
From the hangar bay, two streaks of yellow lights streak alongside the head sockets of Unit-T as it spurs to life with a low rumbling hum. It's back, arms, and legs were clamped by large restraining cuffs as the platform below it as a door above it began to open. Then with a violent jerk, it quickly moved vertically towards the surface. It was time for the mech to finally see combat for the first time. Of course, it wasn't simply a robot. Inside its metallic body, does it house a pilot. It was a small girl, about 4'8" in height, wearing pink wooly clothes instead of a plugsuit. This little girl is remarkably the pilot of the five meter all Unit-T and she knows rather well on how to use it.
It would take only ten seconds before it reached the surface hangar, where another door opened in the middle of a large hangar bay. Then the restraints holding the mech were casted aside, leaving the pilot in control of Unit-X, as it gave him a readying stance to go into combat. From within the mech, Tina gets a quick call from her commander.
"Here you are, little Tina." Doctor Karizawa begins in a calm tone, "Your first experience on the battlefield. It's quite unfortunate that some of the mech's tests are still in need of completion, but regardless I feel like you both are ready for what's to come. Your mission is simple. Defend this facility from the invading forces of both Heaven and Hell. Defeat every opponent that gets in your way and give em' everything you got. Remember your training. And if you do a good job, you'll receive a nice ice cream as your reward. Is that clear?"
Tina simply nods.
"Yes sir." she answers calmly.
"Good luck."
As the calls cuts off, Eos' message can be heard from around the facility. With that, Unit-T's engines activate as they fly into the battlefield at hand.
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