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Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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The City of Champaign, IL.

The Year is 1975, and things have taken a turn for the worst. According to the radio, what seem to Cultists of all things have begun to roam the night streets. The Corpses of inhumane horrors have been found littering the Cultist sites. Not to mention the human ones. Citizens have been advised to stay indoors during the nights, and have a weapon at the ready. For those who leave during the night are often never seen alive again, and those that are found have gone completely mad. Raving on and on about nonsense to scribbling strange symbols on their walls. Now, the city isn't stupid. Trained military soldiers and S.W A.T. teams have entered Champaign, and their bodies are recovered shortly after. Some are intact, while some are missing parts of their bodies. Some appear to have even been eaten, or changed drastically. From blackened rubbery skin, to what even appear to be extra limbs growing out of them. The city is in turmoil. People are growing mad. There's regular people starting to kill each other out of paranoia. Looting are going all across the city. Resources are beginning to get scarce. Scavenging is required to live. Residents don't dare to leave their homes, and those that do carry weapons and are usually very paranoid of others. You are here now. Whether or not of your own volition.
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Greetings! You should already know who I am based on the name to your left. This does take place on earth, in America.

A few things you may want to know:

Seeing as this is Earth, I'm afraid it's humans only.

Magic Rules: Magic does exist, however, it's not arcane magic. No lightning bolt, no fireballs, no magic missles. However, Occult magic is a thing, albeit incredibly rare, and usually has pretty bad side effects. As opposed to going off of Mana like an arcane spell would, Spells instead go off of Sanity, and can drive a person insane. Magic is not known about by common people. Unless you're well versed in the Occult, you don't know magic exists.

As for you, you aren't a superhero. You're a regular person in the city. Your occupation would be that of a normal person. Are a S.W.A.T. member who survived the raids and are in hiding? Are you a carpenter? Are you a military veteran? Hell, you could even be a drug dealer, anything that a normal person could be. You can be a little Japanese schoolgirl for all I care. If you do use magic in some way, it is extremely limited, and as stated before, they aren't fireballs or anything like that.

The city is in lock down. Nobody comes in or out now. You want out? Too bad. You'd need to get through roadblocks, soldiers, tanks, and more.

How you got into the city is up to you. You could've lived there your whole life, you could have just moved here for a new job. It's all up to you.

Your objective is yours to choose. Do you want to try and escape the city? Bring the fight to the Cultists? Or survive until this all blows over?

Feel free to ask any questions.

What I need for your Character Sheet:

Name: Ya name, dummy!

Age: How old are you?

Appearance: A picture and/or description of your character

Occupation: What do you do for a living?

Skills: What are your Specialties?

Faults: What disadvantages do you have?

History: Where did you come from? Where did you go?

Equipment: What do you carry with you when you go out. IF you go out.

Feel free to add anything else you feel necessary.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
At last the bell had rung, and the day had ended. "And that concludes today. Have fun everybody! I'll be on my office if any of you need me." Walking out of the classroom and to her office, several sights could be seen on the way. The mountains were of course the most impressive. That's when Monica noticed a boy sitting down in front of a window, painting with light. Adorable. But, she needed to get going.

Stepping into her office, she flopped down into her chair. For the first day, it was pretty tiring. She hadn't talked that much in years! On her desk lay scattered medical records and other various papers that needed to be signed, approved, and who knows what else. Time to get to work. With any luck, a wandering child would step in to see what this room was and provide a momentary distraction.
Ysran looked to the others. "Did he just say 'inventory' out loud?" No matter. As Rawk wandered off, Ysran felt concerned for him. A bat likely wouldn't defend him to well."Follow him, would ya Chuckles? Do what he says and protect him." With a slight grunt, Chuckles ran off after Rawk with surprising speed. Ysran looked around, eventually looking down. Below appeared to be endless sky. How strange. That's when he noticed another path leading off of the main one leading down."Imma take this path." and with that, Ysran headed down. Or rather slid, as it was ridiculously steep.

Finally at the bottom, Ysran was greeted to several loops, floating enemies, Golden rings, and bounce pads. Out in the sky, Rockin' could be seen flying around. Ysran was tempted to screw with him, but decided that possibly injuring or killing his guide probably wasn't the best idea. Only thing now was to get through. Walking up to a ring and touching it, it immediately evaporated with a ding!. Next was the jumping pads. Hopping from one to the other with surprising ease, he looked back. He had gone quite the distance. But still, there was more to do. Onwards!
Eventually the vote was decided on the Shopping District. "Alright. Majority wins. You guys ready now? Or should I wait for you guys there?" He looked around expectantly. He didn't know where the shopping district was, but he could probably find it with enough time. It couldn't be that hard to find right? He leaned back against the wall, waiting for the others.
@Aquanthe you abandoned me asshat.
@The Fated Fallen I've got space. I'll have the official thing up today or tomorrow.
"The pig pen eh? Well, I suppose I could pay them a visit. Why not?" Luckily the pen wasn't to far of a walk. A large muddy fenced off area filled with squealing pink pigs. Lance noticed a few of the males butting heads, looking very angry at each other. This would do nicely. A few turned their heads towards Lance, a look of malice in their eyes. Oh yes. About this time the assassin began to wriggle around on Lance's shoulders."Rise and shine big guy. I've got a surprise for you." Before the man could utter a word, Lance grabbed him by the neck and threw him into the pen. Not a second passed before the pigs began charging him.

The next 30 minutes were a sight to behold. Between falling over constantly from the muddied ground, to getting knocked off his feet by rampaging pigs, Lance couldn't help but laugh. Suddenly the man had somehow gotten his footing and made a beeline straight for the fence. Unfortunately for this man, his face was covered in mud, and he had no clue where he was going. Unknowingly, he ran straight towards Lance and he attempted to jump the fence. WHAM! Lance brought up his shield and bashed it into the man's face. Now unconscious once more, Lance grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him over to a pair of guards who were also watching the spectacle. "Throw him in the brigs or something. Lock him up and we'll do something with him later. And if he wakes up, knock his ass out again." And with that, Lance rejoined the rest of the party.
...already brain storming where he could 'borrow' well balanced knifes to practice throwing.


I swear to god if you steal my knives I'm putting laxatives in your food.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So I was wondering, would this school have more than one nurse? My school has almost 2000 people but only like 2 nurses. So would I spend half the day teaching and half the day in the nurse's office? I'm totally going with the school nurse thing.
@The Fated Fallen Hey, $20 is $20
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