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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Most Recent Posts

In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Just when things had seemed to have settled down, God himself decided to have a little laugh, apparently. Out of nowhere, Headmaster Kano Burts through the door like he was in some sort of flamboyant musical. Stepping up to her, he revealed that his hand had been cut off in a sparring accident.

"Do you think I'll make a full recovery doctor?"

Monica simply rolled her eyes. "You know full well that you'll be fine. This is the fourth time this has happened. I'm begging to suspect these aren't accidents anymore. Besides, you don't have any blood. I can't do anything to help you without it." She waved her hand over his stump, and nothing happened, demonstrating that he really didn't have any blood in his arm.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jesus. People keep crawling out of the woodwork. I don't think my office has enough room for everybody.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Just as Priscilla had answered her questions, a red haired boy burst into the room demanding private lessons. "Uhh... well I don't know if-" Only then did another child step in. This one much more... Shy. "Oh, this is your friend? Don't worry he was jus-" Then, on top of that, yet another child had walked in. A girl with purple hair and earbuds in. She looked as though she had wandered in by mistake. Oh boy. Grabbing the remains of her Energy drink with a sigh, she chugged it down. Oh god that's so much better. "Okay. So, you, red haired boy. Private lessons. Can't do that now, but I might be able to something later. So, any questions? Anybody? Are you sick? Hurt? Bleeding?" All these children came out of nowhere. It was a bit overwhelming to be honest.
@KOgaming We'll say... it's in the middle of April. So it's just about to end.
So we've got an E.M.T. with a identity issues, a wrestler with an ego the size of Russia, who is also a musician, a one-man army, and some Russian deadbeat. Sounds like a world saving team if I've ever heard one. You guys can post in the character tab

@Pleek@KOgaming@Remipa Awesome
My turn.


Also,@Remipa Awesome looks good. Post it in the characer tab.
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i cant help but think of space marines from warhammer when i see that first picture


Spaec Mahreenz
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Monica hung her head in tiredness. At least an hour had passed, and she hadn't made to much of a dent in her paperwork. So much reading. She needed her secret weapon. Reaching into her purse, she pulled out a small can of Monster Energyβ„’. Slugging it back, she could immediately feel the rush of sugar going through her veins. God it felt good. Re-energized, she dug once more into her paperwork. Yet she then heard the squeak from the leather of the medical bed. Looking up, she saw a small girl with a book sitting down. She looked... Troubled. "Oh hello. I didn't notice you come in. Do you need something? I'm afraid I only have some minor painkillers right now, but I should be able to get some more meds soon enough. Or maybe..." She looked at the girl's book. "Were you looking for someplace quiet? There's generally not to much commotion here. Just the never-ending sound of me scribbling away on these papers. Well, that and the occasional child trying to get sent home."
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