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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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6 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Orchid let out a quiet huff as the badger fled. She had hoped to tame it. Hopefully however the next time she'd see it, it would remember her and learn not to mess with her. And since that problem was dealt with, it was time to deal with the second problem. As the girl was climbing down Orchid put her shield away, holding her club with both hands as she slammed it into the other goblin's back, keeping her pinned against the tree. "If you make it back. Since it's just you and me here... I think I'm going to kill you. Turn you into a 'fancy stick'." Orchid says threateningly as she pressed harder into the goblin girl's back, one hand pressing into the elbow of the arm holding the sticks so she couldn't use those to try and swipe at Orchid.

"It's getting dark too. We have to go fight soon. No more time to work on weapons. All you got is a stick. Think you can fight monsters with just a stick, you idiot?" In an act of heated cruelty, slammed the crown of her head into the back of the other girl's skull. "You're going to die Because you're stupid and you're going to fight strong monsters with a stupid stick!" Orchid headbutted the girl again, making sure that her face was getting pressed into the tree. She bit the other girl’s ear and gnawed the tip off, spitting it into the bushes. The goblin screamed shrilly and tried to kick backwards at Orchid's knees and shins, but from this angle she didn't have enough reach to get a solid blow.

”But the stupidest thing you did was piss me off.” Pushing the goblin against to tree even further, Orchid viciously slammed her knee right between the other goblin girl’s loins, even using her Smash skill to make it hurt even more. Right after she did that, Orchid tossed the girl to the ground, and as she did so she’d tear off what little clothing she had, cutting it with the stone tip of her spear. Orchid didn’t care if that would end up hurting the other girl too; she wanted her to suffer.

Orchid approached to continue her assault on the girl, but when she got close she swung her stick, giving Orchid a shallow cut across the arm. Despite the beatdown she was still strong enough to fight, even as her face bled and tears streamed down her eyes. The face of a scared child. Orchid snarled. ”We could have helped each other. I wanted to keep you all safe. But you didn’t listen to me. First mistake. Then you tried to steal from me. Second mistake. You won’t make a third mistake.”

The girl roared and charged at Orchid, trying to stab her in the face with the wooden stick. Predictable enough that Orchid was easily able to block the attack as she pushed against the other, smaller goblin. Still, fear and anger were powerful motivators, and it made this other goblin girl capable of holding her ground against Orchid if only for now. "Even if you boss, you not gonna make it long! Gobs got to help other gobs--and you only ever been helpin' ya self! Big pile of fancy shit not gonna help--ya only got two hands!"

Hearing this made Orchid really angry, angry enough that she slammed her club down towards the ground, breaking the other goblin girl’s stick in half. Then Orchid kicked her to make her stumble back as she made herself look bigger and roared at the other girl. ”I am helping! When Crispy got attacked I helped him even when he was too weak to fight! I made weapons and shields for other goblins! I even came here to find you because we’re going to go fight soon! But you are stupid. Whenever I try to help you, you spit back at me, try to steal from me even. I even gave you a chance to let me help you.”

The other girl still held onto her two shorten sticks like daggers, circling around Orchid waiting for her to open herself to an attack. Right now Orchid’s club had a longer reach than her two sticks, so if she tried to get closer she’d just get smashed or stabbed. “Nu uh, you said you was gonna make me into s'ords and gut-ropes! Crispy and da Boss kicks da dums around, but at least none o'dem ever killed other gobs!" Orchid scoffed. ”I said that because I need to be strong! If I wasn’t strong and just let you take stuff, I would be weak. Rattle is big, Crispy can make fire, but me… I gotta be real mean, cause if I don’t, it’s going to be bad. Especially for goblins like you and me.” Orchid honesty wanted to avoid this subject, but frankly it was the whole reason she even wanted to kill Rattleskull in the first place. She’s seen the horror stories of young girls in tribal cultures like these goblins. She wasn’t going to end up like that, not while she draws breath.

”When we get older and bigger, Rattleskull is going to make us have little goblins in our stomachs. He’s going to stick the meat between his legs into our holes until it spits into us, and then we’ll get fat and sick. It’s going to hurt a lot worse than getting stabbed with sticks. We will get weak and can’t fight. And because he’s big and strong if he’s going to do that, you can’t beat him. Other goblins won’t help you. They might even fuck you too.” Orchid says harshly as she glares at the girl. She wanted to see what her reaction was, or if she even knew how babies made.

“You not strong! You just pretendin' to be! You just said so!" Rather than understanding the real point of Orchid's conversation, the female seemed more emboldened to fight back now rather than let herself be dominated. "You tryin' to boss me around, and we all borned da same day!"

“You dum! We da girls, dat's what we do!" The female goblin's voice wavered for just a moment, but she swallowed and set her jaw. "If we don't have younglings, pretty soon won't be no goblins in da cave! It might hurts, hurts a lot, but dat's why other gobs got to help! Rattleskull and Crispy and da others kept all da monsters away when we was born! Dey fights, and we fights, and dey helps, and we makes more! If we didn't do all dat, dere wouldn't BE no gobs ANYWHERE!"

And she said that like she meant it. Orchid had seen quite a lot of goblin behavior over just two days, but had she truly understood it? Did she realize just what she was dealing with now?

It was almost painful for Orchid to hear this. Sure, she’s seen stuff on TV and sort of spoken about in school, where woman in these sort of societies simply accept and even assist in these sort of twisted patriarchal systems. Orchid always thought if she was there, she’d be able to change it. Use her enlighten knowledge to change things for the better. How naive she felt now. How she forgets that for this goblin girl, the idea that she could be her own leader and do more with her life than just make babies and do what other men tell her to do.

The life of a goblin wasn’t the sort of life Orchid wanted to live. She was going to be different. ”Is that all you want? Fight, have babies, and keep fighting until you die? Because that’s all Rattleskull will do. All he can do is fight until he dies. Because all he can do is fight! But I’m different. I know we can do more than fight. Things I know how to make, I didn’t learn from Crispy. I learn from monsters. They know how to talk too. They don’t want to fight, but they have to, because Rattleskull fights them! I didn’t want to fight. I wanted to live and make things. But because Rattleskull keeps hurting other monsters, now the monsters all work together, to kill us!”

Orchid approached the goblin, weapon in hand ready to slay her. ”You stay with Rattleskull and you will only fight and have babies, and it’s going to hurt. Hurt worse than when it hit you down there, it will be bloody. I’m not going to do that. I’m going to do more! Make new things, make powerful friends, make it so we don’t have to keep fighting just to survive! I will make sure we can live.” All of this was likely going over this goblette’s head, so Orchid was going to wrap it up.

”I’ll make this simple. Join me and be different; be more than baby maker. Stay with Rattleskull and you’ll die.”

"Can't have none of dat other stuff til there's more gobs, and til it's safe for all da gobs!" the female said resolutely. "You talkin' bout...bout the stuff the older gobs knows? They seen Humies that makes plants and animals grow and eats 'em? Builds places to live and has lots of shiny round things?" She didn't lower her stick, but the fight seemed to be draining out of her. Her argument, however, still seemed genuine. "We gots to fight! Can't do nothin' else--ain't you seen it? Mobs attacks sometimes for no reason--they just huntin', even if you just walkin', or they wants the same things! Crystals, herbs, water! Ain't enough for everybody! Playin' nice is dumb! Rats and Lizards can't even talk like we can!"

Suddenly "random encounters" seemed like they held a lot more weight in this odd, gamey world. And it was true--the Cave simply did not hold enough resources for every creature living there. But with creatures like that Armor Badger, and Adventurers, and who knew what else out here, they couldn't just flee from the only safety they knew. And things like industry, agriculture, and society could not develop overnight.

"And what's wrong wif baby gobs? Dey can't fight yet...but I likes dem, dey chubby and cute. And I wants more gobs like me in da world. What wrong wif dat?"

Orchid was not arguing with an oppressive society or a tyrannical government. She was arguing with an intelligent and slightly sophisticated animal--with a caveman. With primitives. With a tribe surrounded on all sides by potential enemies and in control of precious few resources for whom survival meant taking harsh conditions in stride and not allowing weakness in anything but their offspring, of which they needed many in order to simply not die out. They didn't know enough to even understand her argument in its fullest capacity. That was why she had chosen force and bravado at first, after all...but in doing that, she herself was killing the same creatures she wanted to rule over.

Orchid was getting angry, but for reasons unrelated to the goblin girl personally. More anger directed towards herself. She had dismissed these goblins as simple creatures, and in a way they were. But they were simple for the same reason her own life back on the farm was simple; she was only concerned about what was necessary to make due with the life she had, rather than do more with the life she could get. That is to say, before in her human life, Orchid never had any further aspiration than living and taking care of her farm. She never had these crazy dreams of taking over a group of people and trying to turn them from a primitive society to a modern civilization that she’s used to. Orchid was way in over her head.

But has she gone too far to back out now?

Orchid lowered her weapon. She let out a sad sigh; as much as she hated to realize this, but she had let her own anger blind her to the obvious. Of course it did; she was here in some unfamiliar place, scared, panicking like an animal despite her attempts at being a thinking human being. Forcing her opinions down the throats of people who, despite their differences, were more or less people too. Just green, small, and unfortunately low on the food chain. ”Fucking ironic. How’s that quote go, stare not into the abyss less it stare back at you?” Orchid thought bitterly to herself. Putting these thoughts aside for a moment, she tried to talk to this girl again, with less anger in her heart this time.

”There’s nothing wrong with that… I’m sorry.” Orchid says quietly. ”I’m just scared too. Scared of what Rattleskull wants us to do. I’ve talked to those monsters. They’re smart. They’re strong. They know that we goblins are the biggest threat because there’s more of us and we work together. So now they’re working together, to kill all of us. I want to stop that, but that won’t happen if we fight. If we fight then that’s it; either we kill everyone or they kill all of us. And there’s more of them than there are goblins, and even if we win, a lot of us are going to die. Even Rattleskull and Crispy. I know you don’t believe me, but that’s why Crispy got hurt, and why I had to run away with him instead of fight.”

"I'm not scared!" the female snarled. "Bein' scared is bein' weak, you dum! Why you scared when you makes all dem weapons, and when you can even Smash stuff like da boss can!?"

Orchid looked to the other goblin girl, her resolve renewed. She remembers what she was here to do; not to conquer, just to survive. And survival meant cooperation not subjugation. Orchid lowered her club and extended a hand out to the other goblin. ”It’s fine if you hate me now. I was stupid and angry. I tried to be smart but I was just selfish. So… Sorry. But I do care about us goblins, even if I think we do stupid things sometimes. I wanted to have some goblins listen to me so I can keep them safe when we have to fight; I want to try and make sure we don’t run into a trap in the cave. I was angry at you because… Because no one knew what I knew. Things are different now. And I think it can be better, but we need to work together. Not just us goblins, but everyone in the cave. I just need Rattleskull to not fight, so I can talk to the monsters. And I need your help to do that.”

But the other female stared at Orchid's outstretched hand, then looked at her with confusion that seemed to turn back into anger.

"You talks too much, and you talks about all dis weird stuff." She held her own stick in both hands closer to her body, as if wary of even brushing contact with Orchid. "You acts like you knows all dis stuff even tho you don't listen to da other gobs like I does and you only been borned...uh...dis many suns!" She wiggled her toes, since her hands were occupied. "You dun make no sense!"

She turned, and headed back towards the camp.

"Just do whateva you gonna do, as long as it helps gobs! Rattleskull and Crispy smart too, but dey not weird like you! I don't wanna be friends wif monsters! Only like Goblins!"

Orchid sighed. Now that she’s let her petty anger go, she was able to focus on the task at hand. She needed to somehow talk to those other monsters before this ended up in a bloodbath. Chances are Rattleskull won’t cooperate unless Orchid can at least pretend to follow his orders. She had an idea for that. So Orchid would return back to the goblin camp, and along the way she’d pick up some more stones too. Smaller ones that would be easier to use with her sling. She used what was left of her fibre string to turn her big leaf into a small sack which would hopefully be able to carry a few stones in it. By the time she’d reach the camp she’d finish. First thing she did was find her minions.

”Oi you three, wif me. Sorry fer being late.” She just noticed that she was starting to pick up on the other goblin’s accents. She cleared her throat but kept it up. ”Time ta fight. I would’ve taught ya how to use yer spears but… Eh. You’ll learn. Anyways I’m gunna talk with Rattleskull about letting us go first, since we got da big shields dat’ll let us block stuff.” Orchid didn’t bother actually waiting for them to agree or not as she went over to Rattleskull, shield in one hand anda loaded sling in the other.

”Hey, Rattleskull. I’m back. Let me and my boyz go in first, scoutin ya know? Plus I’ve fought em before. I know dere tricks.” Or rather, Orchid suspects they have tricks. Lying in ambush or setting up traps. She vaguely remembers the pixies hiding in the stalagmites and some of them hidden underground or in the walls. Chances are they’re going to be doing that again. ”Just need one or two more lads ta carry torches, an my team will be ready.”

Despite having taken a rather grievous wound right after despite Parum to safety, Orchid merely laughed. A lot of things happened quickly and he merely took it all in stride. After all, such was the way of a Totem Warrior; he could not change the chaos of life any more than he could stop the sun from rising, from tides shifting, or winds blowing. But what he can do is live and utilize those things to continue living. As quickly as they came the cultist were getting cut down; Torus tore through them in his ursine form, Kyra sliced them with her sword, Brannor revealed his bestial side, and even Parum used her magic to ensure the destruction of a few more cultist members. Now it was Orchid's turn. Having dropped his javelin in a failed attempt at reigning in one of the horses, he instead draws his signature machete. It was starting to get dull with use; while he was no smith Orchid knew the basics of weapon maintenance and how to sharpen a blade. But for now, he'll add another notch to his blade. As he drew his blade Orchid chopped towards the Dragonclaw's leg, hoping to cleave it clean off his body.

"WAAAAAARGH HA HA HA HA!"

Fair nuff, I’ll wait till tomorrow or so to post up something, likely attacking Dragonclaw 1 since he’s alive and his horse didn’t flee.
Yeah I shouldn’t be surprised. In any case I’ll writr up a post ASAP.
Hmm. Eh what the hey, ain't like I got anything else to react to. Though I only managed to roll a 10. If that beats the horse's opposed athletics or acrobatics roll, than Orchid would try and control and mount on my turn. Also in case it matters, if it is frighten it should have disadvantage on it's rolls since it's still within sight of the thing it's afraid of.
@Hekazu

Would it be possible for Orchid to grab and calm the horse for himself as his attack of opportunity? He is trained in animal handling. If not he could still just try to grapple it by dropping his javelin and going for the grab.
@Hekazu Should I wait to see if the riders fail to control their animals first or can I go? I imagine the still-living cult guy closest to Orchid also needs to roll to control his horse, which may evoke an AoP from Orchid if he can't.
@Duthguy 1 pound at most.


Mamoru’s phone began to ring. She let it play for a few seconds before seeing what the text was about (She had a different ringtone for actual calls). Turns out it was her old classmate Lysander. She hadn’t seen him since day two of Komei, where he was one of the few survivors of the Zone B collapse. He’s since then traded with Roy to class 1B. Apparently he wanted to pull a prank on Amane that involves punching him, which involves having him punch Mamoru. She looked at her arms and figured that she may as well give it a shot; not like they could get any worse right?

So Mamoru did her best to dress herself somewhat decently and went to the meeting spot that Lysander said. Granted, she had no idea which bathroom he was talking about, so she just wandered around the campus in her casual clothes until she found him. Both her arms were still in slings as she walked up and playfully headbutted him, since she couldn’t just punch his shoulder. ”Wussup Lysanyo. Jokes on you, I already punched Amane, twice! Hence the slings.”

@Experiment 249






Donny managed to find some spare drab clothing that would fit him, as well as some slippers, as he leaves his room. Though still sore he wishes to try to help however he can right now as opposed to just being laid up in bed, though he’s also still slightly delirious due to the haze of his pain and the drugs he’s been injected with. He at least had the right idea of eating his heart, though this was mostly so it doesn’t drip everywhere. And so Donny was back to wandering around the hospital looking for a doctor to discuss the possibilities of him donating his own organs for those who need them.




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Asahi and his crew would leave to face off against the Anti-Collective back out where they were herding cats. There White Hat announced the final contest; a Scavenger Hunt. ”Both teams will choose one representative in order to search for items given to them on their list. They are free to use whatever powers or resources they have, baring two exceptions: They may not gain assistance from anyone in their team, nor other students, teachers, or guests who are not directly involved in the challenge. Anyone caught intentionally seeking out or providing assistance will be disqualified, and automatically lose the challenge.” Asahi stepped up as the representative of the Pro-Collective, and appropriately Tori of the Anti-Collective also stepped foward. Both head reps of their respective sides. And appropriately enough, evenly matched in terms of their abilities.

Without uttering a word both had something huge and fast moving land right next to them. For Asahi it was his power armor; a hulking suit of metal and machines that increases his strength, durability, and speed to superhuman levels. He would even boast that it could match All Might in a contest of strength, though whether or not this was boasting or fact was untested. Tori summoned something different; it appeared to be a large metal briefcase, but when he opened it up it transformed into into a floating desk and computer, with at least five different drones flying around him. Tori’s quirk was an ability called “Charger”; an electrical quirk that lets him provide energy to his machines so long as he remains rooted to a single location. This quirk alone would make him a decent fighter as he could also use his powers to electrocute his enemies, but the fact that he couldn’t utilize his powers without standing in one spot severely cut his mobility, and thus he had to turn to the Support Class and his expertise in remote drone technology.

Before the challenge would start officially the two would spend a moment to banter, as heroes are want to do. Asahi opened the first slavo. ”Still playing with toys I see! I’m amazed that you find the time to have any friends considering how often you surround yourself with puppets and dolls.” Tori snarked right back. ”I guess some boys just can’t stop playing pretend. Seriously, a hulk buster style power armor? You must feel so small without it!” Asahi didn’t lose his cool though and just chuckled. ”What can I say, I dream big. Bigger than me, bigger than you, and much bigger than just this. I will create the Komei Collective, but that will just be the first step to my grand aspirations.” This got Tori to scowl at Asahi as he spoke loudly for everyone to hear.

”Your aspirations? Don’t you just mean Shiki’s? Move the wool from your face man, she’s got you wrapped around her fingers!” This made Asahi angry but he kept his rage a bay, less he do something stupid that would jeopardize his victory. Instead he took a deep breath, exhaled, and shook his head. ”It’s so sad to hear you say that Tori. Weren’t you the one who said that I should look to making more friends to help me on my journey? Weren’t you the one, since day one, to tell me that anything is possible with determination and teamwork? Or were those just lies you made up so I’d be dependant on you?” Tori didn’t respond, partly because he was thinking of what to say but mostly because Asahi cut him off. ”I’m thankful for your help Tori, and it’s not too late. We can still work together! This doesn’t have to be just my ambition. It can be ours!”

This however got Tori to stand up and slam his fists into his desks. ”Don’t you dare insult me with that drivel! You betrayed me! Took my trust and dedication so you could cozy up with that machiavellian slattern! She’s only getting away with any of this because no one bothers to police her, least of all the so-called heroes in 1B!” At this, White Hat interrupted. While he understood the benefits of trash talk to psyche out your opponent, he wasn’t going to allow it to devolve into loud slanderous shouting. ”Enough. This challenge will now begin. As per usual, you are not allowed to harm either one of the challengers during this contest, but you are free to impede their progress so long as you do not harm others or cause serious damage.” The two challengers took a sheet that noted all the things they needed to find while they still glared at one another.

”Goroshi Asahi versus Tetsuro Tori, you may now begin!”

The final round began.
When Orchid saw the badger bare it's fangs she knew it was going to attack. She turtled behind her shield, and just an it got into range, she shifted her stone tipped spear to impale the badger. Or at least, that's what she wanted to do. What really happened was that she panicked at the last second and thrust her spear; she thought maybe if she was fast enough she could get it to stab it's eye or something, instead of simply letting it run into the stone tip. So what occurred was that the stone tipped spear simply scratched the surface of the badger's armored hide. Orchid was at least focused enough to keep her shield up as the badget sunk it's teeth in, trying to pull her off balance.

Orchid's instincts kicked in. This was all too reminiscence of the time she was attacked by a wild dog. She remembered how it sunk it's fangs into her sleeve, how it was pulling her forward and making her stumble, unable to get a footing. If he father wasn't nearby she could have died. Then she remembered the second time that happened to her. She was older, a little bit stronger, and that horrifying first experience taught her a valuable lesson about being attacked by dogs; get into a steady stance and use their own force against them. Dogs and other animals weren't martial artist; they were beasts that used raw power and animistic fury to overpower or wound their enemies. Orchid wasn't much of a fighter either. But she was a survivor, and she learns from the trials she survives.

Orchid shifted her shield so that the badger's teeth would get stuck in the wooden wicker binds, like a metal floss between the teeth. She bent her knees and got into a wide, somewhat low stance to stabilize her own footing while keeping her shield raised and making sure the badger's front legs weren't completely touching the ground, possibly even giving him a chance to get his claws locked into her shield. Whatever made sure he didn't have a stable stance himself. Then as the badger would pull, Orchid would push; push forward, push pass the badger as he pulled so his stance would falter as he gets put up onto his hind legs. Orchid took a step pass the badger, keeping her shield between her body and the beast as she braced her other hand against the back of her shield to give her extra support.

Then she would pivot her feet and turn her body while the badger was on his hind legs and as his teeth, head, and front claws were still in her shield. Using as much strength as her small goblin body could muster, using her wide stance as the base and her shield as the fulcrum, she would swiftly lift the badger off of his feet, and then swing her shield and the badger to the ground. But it wasn't just an attempt to get the badger off of her shield. It was an attack with the shield itself, slamming not only the badger to the to ground, but crushing it underneath the weight of Orchid's shield and body. As she preformed this attack she remembered her skills as her blood grew hot and she roared loudly, to both intimidate the badger as well as to make that goblin bitch hear Orchid and see that she wasn't just going to cower behind boasts and threats.

"SMAAAAAAAAASH!"

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