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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Oh right. Yeah that's fine. Just let me know what you're changing.
@Mae Changed it from a Skeleton Key to some oil so Darc can slip away quickly.
And with that my dude is done. That being said I do have some questions for ya @Mae.

For the Living Weapon ability, what exactly does Grappling do? In my mind I imagine it's basically Darc reaching out using one of his tendrils or boney limbs to both hurt and them grab onto his target, so he can drag them away or throttle them.
@Mae

Think you can drop that pdf for the game? I’d like to give it a look so I know what I’m doing.
Bottom line is that you gotta keep mouths fed. Ain't no monster going to work for free. Unless you plan to outsource your labor force to filthy humans or something crazy like that.
Don't care much for governing, but if there are people to eat than you know I'll be there!

Tangibly related, I wonder if I could get my own Dark Impulse called "ravenous" where I feel compelled to eat things? Particularly meat things.
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We gladly inform you that we succubi are eager to have a form of business cooperation with the slimes. However, we will require you to help us in listing what kind of service you're capable to provide to our potential customers. We have a mechanism to keep any service we're subcontracting to our partners to have a standardized minimum quality.

In case of your requested currency, we regret to inform you that massive-scale refrigeration, necessary for maintaining the quality of the biomass in its storing and distribution, is still not within our range of services. But if the slimes already own or have any partnership with such business, then we can move forward to arrange the collaboration between us.


Of course. Naturally, all slimes are acidic in nature and capable of breaking down practically all organic material into biomass in which all slimes need in order to grow and reproduce. Though slimes are just as capable of breaking down inorganic material as well, albeit with no benefits to ourselves, and thus most slimes do not consider nor bother to consume inorganic materials such as stones or metals. However the slimes I lead are fully capable of doing so on command, and thus we slimes provide an all-encompassing purpose to clean and dispose of all your product waste without need for additional utilities or supplies. The nature of our bodies also ensures compact and immediate availability of any cleaning duties, meaning that you won't ever have to worry about any trash building up because as soon as one of my bois arrive, your waste is as good as gone.

Additionally our services are capable of refining our consumption specifically only towards filth and substances as you or your clients demand, as long as you have a sample product of what specifically needs to be consumed. Alternatively, my boys are also capable of simply consuming anything aside for any specific exception. This allows us slimes to excavate large areas whilst leaving behind any valuable materials, or clean even living organic matter without consuming their flesh. And I guarantee that slimes clean far better than any soap can.

Tilting more towards perversion, I understand that while most of you humanoid meat creatures have very specific ways to appease your physical desires for self-production and recreation, slimes are able to emulate those same methods as well as provide a unique experience that may please both men and women. In particular our unique anatomy is fully capable of pleasuring a mortal creature both externally and internally at all times, and our unique physiology to preform feats of sexual deviance impossible for bipedal flesh beings such as humans. And this is of course in addition to my slimes abilities to clean up the mess afterwards. If need be, I have various illustrious demonstrating the ability of slimes to provide comfort and fulfill the sexual desires of mortal creatures.

As for our compensation, I am more than willing to facilitate a deal between your succubi and some kobolds I happen to know. While refrigeration is technology beyond my means, the basis of refrigeration is having a cold area to store meat for later consumption, and the cold earth beneath us serves as a decent alternative until proper refrigeration is formed. Thus I would propose that in if you wish to pursue our partnership, perhaps you can employ the kobolds to begin the construction of underground warrens that reach low enough temperatures to effectively refrigerate meat and extend their longevity. Afterwards you may begin to gather the necessary biomass in order for me and my slimes to begin whatever other duties you may need us to do.

How does this proposal sound to thee?
@VeyrinDay

Slimes don't need your service, but that don't mean we won't have a mutual business relationship. Now while I myself have no... Carnal desires, I imagine that perhaps you may have clients who would enjoy the services that we slimes can provide, not only as laborers but also within your business interests. So perhaps if you may consider an offer to contract me and my bois in order to fulfill the various needs and desires of other monsters who need our services. In exchange, I'm sure procuring and offering us some Biomass in compensation should be of no issue for you. What with you dealing in meat creatures and all.
Tbh not entirely certain how smart the slimes are. my own character being a unique exception by virtue of the experimentation done upon him, but no guarantee that any other slime he assimilates shares his degree of sentience. In short, don't worry about giving my slimes benefits. Show me what you can offer.

Also I don't breed sexually like the rest of you meat creatures. I use mitosis. So unless you're willing to offer your bodies as food for the purpose of adding to our own biomass, I don't imagine many are interested in that kind of relationships with me and my Slime Brood.
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