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Tora, Geralt, Cuphead, and Donovan Lee

Level 6 Tora - (36/60) and Level 5 Donnie (13/50) and Level 4 Geralt and Level 2 Cuphead (2/20)
Location: Lumbridge Stockyard, Land of Adventure


Before work could begin, Tora needed to find a suitable place. With the comfort of his home an impossibility, he made a quick circuit of Lumbridge with Poppi. After a good few minutes spent power-waddling around, checking out various potential sites where he could set up shop, Tora ended up at the stockyard near the smithy. An outdoor distribution center and marketplace, with loads of awnings stretched over various collections of goods, it served as the dumping ground for whatever materials the adventurers gathered while out on their quests. Everyone was entitled to what they collected, of course, but not everyone could use what they picked up; by piling their resources here the adventurers could ensure that everything got put to use. Anything left beneath the main loot tent got accounted for, sorted, and sent off to whoever could refine it or make something of it. Not everything could be gleaned this way, naturally, which accounted for the quantity of fetch quests that ran through the Adventurers’ Guild. Still, the stockyard was the beating heart of Lumbridge, and with a number of tradesmen already established there, Tora decided it would be the perfect place to get to work.

He claimed a vacant corner and started setting up. If his friends wanted something done, they could find him here, but he wanted to attend to his own project first and foremost. A better understanding of some technology in this world plus his own inspiration left him itching to resume work on Poppi’s third form, and really make some progress. Once he put together a workstation the Nopon instructed Poppi to lie down on it, and after she went into sleep mode, he opened her up with his toolkit. “Meh, mehmeh…” His wings and little arms got to work as if they had minds of their own, disassembling and reassembling in a flash. First came the check-up, ensuring that Poppi’s chassis and systems functioned as intended with no deficiencies. Once satisfied that the existing framework seemed intact, Tora cleaned it up and then began to take it apart. His mind raced with ideas, postulating functions and weaving together solutions to accomplish them. Croagunk stood by the whole time, and after getting over the sight of its trainer being engineered, it helped Tora out by getting new materials and components as he required them--a clever Pokemon indeed.

Meanwhile, Donnie, as he had promised, came striding over from the Guild Hall, straight here. Grabbing a folding chair from his Luggage (part of his camping supplies), he parked himself near Tora, sitting in on the session. He idly palmed the orb for the Dwarven Flying Machine, not sure if he should interrupt the Nopon who was clearly deep in the clutches of some kind of engineering fugue. Right now, what Tora was doing was all Greek to him (not that he knew what Greece was), but soon, very soon, those memories would come flooding back, at least enough to get him started.

Still though, looking at Poppi’s innards, she reminded him of the Blingtron series of Gnomish robots, only far, far more sophisticated. Poppi had the language capabilities of her master, for one, rather than coming off as blatantly non-organic. If it weren’t for the mechanical bits on her, she could actually pass as human. It was fascinating, and he hoped he’d get a better idea of how she worked once the arbitrary amount of time had passed for him to remember what he was hoping to.

Donnie’s arrival went largely unacknowledged as Tora hunkered down to tackle the biggest project of his career. The jump from Poppi α to Poppi QT represented a minor upgrade in power versus a massive change in hardware capability, and now he aimed to achieve a more drastic overhaul plus an impressive leap forward in power. Poppi’s ability to change forms stemmed from her capacity to deconstruct to ether and reconstruct into pre-designated designs, much like the weapons of real Blades, so the first step was to build the new chassis. To get the output he wanted, Tora needed harder and lighter alloys, higher-yield servos, higher-capacity circuitry, more robust systems, and -to be honest- more expertise than he possessed right now.

Tora sighed, tossing aside a splintered piece of inadequate exterior metal, and rubbed his head. “Meh, meh, meh...backwater town too low-tech for Tora. Not have good enough materials. Wish Grampypon Soosoo here right now.” He refused to accept inferior materials or an inferior final product; only the best would suit his vision for Poppi. Oh, well. Even if he couldn’t assemble a whole new chassis, he could put together a few components that could be used later, and labor a little on her code. He began manufacturing a couple odd ends, from joiners to shock absorbers to chip housings and a few decorative pieces, and when those lay finished he attached his little computer pad via a cable and started tapping await. His little hands moved in a blur, writing line after line of new code capable of handling the functions and systems that would eventually be, as well as a sizeable update to Poppi’s personality that’d install along with the new chassis.

And finally, it clicked. Weeks of work came back to Donnie in an instant: Making functional dynamite, machining an arclight spanner, creating a basic blunderbuss, even crafting a mechanical squirrel that could follow him around on its own. Some more came back as well, including crafting mechanical sheep that exploded on their own, and the delicate work that went into creating such a lifelike automaton, coupled with the cost-cutting measures it took to get a dozen of them out the door in less than an hour.

Along with…painful memories of his Gnomish inventions backfiring spectacularly. A particularly bad memory involved him blowing off his hand due to improperly handling a copper bomb. Thankfully he knew Vivify at that point so that he didn’t go into shock before the priest got there….

He shuddered thinking about that horrible day.

In any event, he replayed Tora’s engineering session in his mind and realized that he was doing what he was doing because he didn’t have the metal he needed. The monk could fix that problem handily.

Summoning, unzipping, and fishing around in his Luggage, he pulled out several chunks of empyrium ore, a kind of metal mined from Argus and one of the few substances on its surface not hideously corrupted with Fel magic.

“Hey, Tora!” he said, interrupting the Nopon. He placed the heavy chunks of ore onto the table without even breaking a sweat. “Use these for her chassis. Empyrium. Strong, durable, and never rusts. There’s a blacksmith over thataway”--he pointed in the general direction of the Sisters of the Anvil--”who can probably work it into a fine plate in under a few minutes. Tell them what you want done and it’ll be fine.”

After jumping in surprise, Tora went to examine the ore. He had a suspicion about it from its presentation alone, however.

In a puff of smoke someone new arrived on the scene. The little cartoon cup flitted about to and fro with crazy speed, almost literally bouncing off the walls. ”Wowzers!” he’d say, looking at one piece of machinery before moving into the next. ”Swell!” he’d say to the next, so on and so forth until he came to a screeching halt (literally, his feet kicked up smoke and screeched like a car slamming the breaks) in front of Poppi.

”Gosh! Isn’t that the cat’s pajamas!” he exclaimed, peering real closely at her.

Donnie just stared, completely unsure how to process the living teacup. But of course, he’d seen a lot of things. Why was this one kid such a problem for him? Cuphead wasn’t even new: He’d seen the kid at the Devil’s Casino.

He supposed it was just a lot to get used to. The boy’s...physiology...was one of the strangest things he’d ever seen.

He shook it off. It wouldn’t do to get bogged down in appearances. He was a fighter first and a scholar second, and he had a god to kill. But he didn’t really get to introduce himself before the Nopon intervened.

“Meh!” Tora protested, trying to wave Cuphead away. “Don’t look at Poppi while under construction! Not decent!” He’d already forgotten the new arrival’s name, having not been paying attention while in the Devil’s Casino. Once that got sorted out, he turned inquisitively to Donnie. “While grateful for gift and definitely going to take without repay, meh, ore seem too heavy. Poppi need to move and fly ultra fast. Unless cutey-cutey smith sisters can make much lighter alloy with good resistances, it not useful for Poppi chassis, meh.” The Nopon ran over a mental checklist. “Plus, there whole bunch of parts Tora can’t make. When making Poppi first time, used lots of salvage parts. Now, need top-of-line goods for top-of-line Poppi. Golden cogs, cubic diamonds, ambler stigmas, genbu-weave cloth, dynamo turbine, gold condenser, digital filament, screw coil, fifty-volt battery....or equivalent. But none be found in low-tech place like this.” Tora looked morose. His circumstances stifled him.

Cuphead’s eyes lit up like sparkling stars, actually shining light! ”She flies? Hot DOG! Does she come with a plane mode? I can pilot her no problem!” The little cup stood proud, hands on his hips in a dramatic pose.

Tora shot him a look. “Poppi pilot self, meh! And not have plane mode. Modes are Alpha, Quixotic Tutelar, and now soon-to-be Quantum Technochampion π.” He perked up, smiling in a self-satisfied way. With his eyes closed and his little nub-hands on his ‘hips’, which evidently existed at the widest part of his egg-body, he explained, “Friends like name? Tora came up with when deciding which foot to set in gambling portal first.”

“Shame the ore won’t help,” Donnie said. “Though it might not go to waste after all.” He threw the Dwarven Flying Machine’s orb to his side with a flourish of his hand. The rickety Gnomish autogyro poofed into existence in a cloud of magical smoke. “If you can’t complete the upgrades to Poppi today, do you think you can fit in time to upgrade the machine?”

Now that his principle project needed to be put on ice, Tora found himself looking at the comically primitive flying machine with mild interest. “Maybe. If Tora motivated. What beardypon want done to it?”

Donnie chuckled at ‘beardypon,’ then got more serious, “Well, it’s Gnomish engineering. And Gnomish engineering is unsafe. The propeller is only a few feet from my head, and there’s not even a seatbelt or a roll cage. So some kind of safety overhaul is top-priority. Second is a weapon of some kind. I think Kamek still has the weird gun from the giant clown robot we fought a while ago, that could work..Use your best judgment though. If it’s going to be a combat machine, it’ll probably need some armor too. And it’ll need to be able to carry all of this, so maybe an engine upgrade? I think that’s everything for right now.”

During the explanation the industrious Nopon had already started getting familiar with the contraption, waddling all around to look at its components. It did not leave much to the imagination; the thing was practically a one-chopper war on the concept of sophistication. As Donnie finished, however, Tora shook his head disapprovingly. “Why waste bullets and storage space on fire mode that hard to aim, sure to miss, and crazy inefficient? Meh, meh, meh! Instead, should be underslung biter cannon! Tora homemade invention fire boom biters that only blow up after chomping target. Zero percent failure rate, very safe.” He waved a wing at the flying machine dismissively. “Safety features easy, and can redo engines using drill shield engines no problem. Nice and strong and reliable, meh, but maybe less good for long flights.”

”Unsafe? Well that’s my middle name! Cup-Unsafe-Head! Who needs to supe this baby up when I can take the wheel?” He hopped up on top of the propeller and began to dance a jig on it. When the propeller started rotating he switched to the Russian dance, sticking his legs out to kick off the blades as they spun by. Of course this got faster and faster and faster, and Cuphead matched the speed until his legs became a motion blur! After a few seconds it was almost moving fast enough to take off and finally, finally it moved too fast and sent him flying off, crashing into a large pile of junk. Parts and pieces scattered and flew up in the air from the impact. A few seconds later and a little gloved hand stuck up from the pile giving a thumbs up. ”I’m ok!”

Tora blinked twice, dumbfounded, then shook his head. What he just saw defied physics, but now wasn’t the time to start getting bothered by strange stuff. Only going weirder as time go on, he reminded himself.

A white-haired man, his face impassive and obviously unimpressed, reached down into the pile and gave the hand a tug. “I have no idea how you do that, kid, but you might want to be careful. A workshop’s no place to be messing around.” Nodding at the others, Geralt frowned. “I was just sharpening my sword when I overheard some of your conversation. Had a question, Tora. Guess you as well, Donnel.”

“Meh, sure.” Tora looked the Witcher up and down. “What want?”

“My crossbow. It’s served me well, but I see all you folks and these...explosive...crossbow...things. It’s got me interested. They shoot more quickly and they seem deadlier.”

The observation provoked a laugh from Tora, as if Geralt was taking something common and well-known very seriously. Despite his chuckle, however, Tora knew that a great number of people in the World of Light came from worlds without the technology that he and many others enjoyed, so he didn’t mind explaining. Plus, it gave him a chance to show how smart he was. “Exactly right, meh. Projectile weapon that use string weaker than gun and cannon, which made of metal and use boom-boom to send small bullet flying very fast, pierce straight through. Tora use Boom Biter in shield to shoot explodey balls with teeth, call Jet Biters. Also use Mech Arms, which fire missiles. Missiles explosives that fly on own using...um, streams of fire.” He tried to explain using terms Geralt might be familiar with. “Like bombs friend Geralt throw last night! Except fly on own, and sometimes guide self to target.” Looking happy with himself, feeling full of knowledge and very helpful, Tora finished his exposition with a question. “Peach-Peach already ask Tora for new gun. Geralt want one?”

Well. That was easy. “If you’re offering. They seem extremely useful. Especially if there’s anything as small as my crossbow.”

Tora nodded. “Okay, meh. Tora can make handgun, probably incorporate ether technology. Like mini ether cannon. Will be up to friend to keep supplied with bullets, though. And maybe in return friend buy Tora lunch sometime? More than fair trade, mehmeh!”

Geralt’s eyebrow rose. If that was what he considered a fair trade, he wasn’t going to argue. “Sounds good to me.”

Tora jumped up and down, pleased to make a deal. He did not, of course, plan on asking Geralt for lunch just once. After all, now that the two both fought alongside one another, exchanged a few words, and did business, they were friends for real. And friends could always lend friends a meal. “Okay! Tora have much work to do, so will get to it. Sleep nice, Donniepon. See friends later!”

Peach


After a little fiddling around the steering wheel, pedals, and controls to get a feel for the giant machine, Peach came to realize that she didn't need to force it. Once she relaxed and allowed her hands to move where they wanted, the multi-ton metal monster moved like an extension of her own body. It just came naturally, as it had the night before. The princess sighed. She smoothly guided Brother Grimm from where Poppi lay it to rest the night before to bring it around Lumbridge's southeastern side, where those intrepid few planning to take on the G-ranked hunt could embark. Ever since word got out that her crew would be making an assault on the little-traveled part of the Land of Adventure known only as The End, townsfolk spoke in hushed tones. Some looked at her or the others with awe and admiration, others with pity. Peach, meanwhile, continued to try and steel herself. She knew nothing of the threat her team was to face, other than that it at the very least equaled Megadragonbowser -who she herself had not fought- in power. And he, from all accounts, had been an idiot playing with massive power. This would almost certainly be harder.

Well, she knew that, and that the deed must be done. As one of Galeem's thirteen champions, it stood in the way of making things right. For the sake of this world and all worlds, this enemy would be taken down.

...Still, despite her new powers, and all her allies, Peach felt very small. Anything could be waiting out there. Anything at all.

She put Brother Grimm in park, took a look at the dashboard, and began the more-than-usually arduous process of getting out of the oversized vehicle. When she reached the ground, she spotted a couple familiar faces approaching. Tora and Poppi made their way over, together as always, albeit with the Nopon fairly dingy-looking and the artificial blade in pristine shape. Only after Tora held up an item for Peach did she remember the request she made for him. “Oh, thank you,” she said, accepting the weapon. It resembled her old boomshot, but even a cursory glance turned up a number of differences both inside and out. She looked it over thoroughly, then held it in her hands to get a feel for the thing.

“Tora call it 'Kanagawa Powa!'” the rotund inventor declared. “Based it off of Peach-Peach's old boomshot. But this one alloy fiber like ether cannon. Not break easy! Also have ice core, so shots freeze baddiepons solid! Not work all time, but still.”

Poppi scanned the princess's face. “Does Peach like it?”

Peach allowed herself a slight smile. “Yes, this should do nicely. Marvelous work, Tora.”

“Ohoho, meh meh!” Puffing out his chest proudly, Tora closed his eyes and put on a big smile. “Not even tip of Tora iceberg! Have even greater greatness in store!”

By now the others had started coming in, and the arrivals split off cleanly between those planning to go on the mission and those just wanting to see the first group off. Captain Howard was taking a well-deserved break, but came by to watch the go-getters get going. Nero, V, and Miss Fortune had already returned to the Dead Zone, with the first two going north and the feral headed south from the Argent Tower, all by herself. Euden and Ryu arrived together, who'd been sparring from the looks -and sounds- of it, but while Ryu hung back Euden joined Peach, Tora, and Poppi. Something seemed different about him after his battle against the wandering martial artist; his big eyes seemed especially blue and innocent, somehow. “That makes four,” Peach noted. “The others should be here any moment.”
The intervention of the security guard, and resulting moment of clarity, changed at least one guy's tune. He went from strident wannabe day-saver to downcast, self-depreciating mumbler in two seconds flat, and immediately started making reparations by jumping down to help shovel the sword girl out. Noting the little gnome workers, the guard stood by with his arms crossed, allowing Jude his attempt to make things easier on himself. While that wouldn't have flown for a real crime, this scuffle didn't feature any obvious injuries or illegalities, so things were dicey to call—especially from where the guard originally stood. One thing was for sure, though: a grown man didn't need to involve himself with a couple of teens. “You hear me?” he asked Mark, pointedly. “Beat it!”

At that point Jude asked about the others, who hadn't escaped the guard's notice. “They left,” he replied, not indicating where they left to. “Didn't see either of them using epithets or getting hands-on. How about that story, now?”

Penny, freshly extricated from a mightily unpleasant rendezvous with the sand, obliged. What she said lined up with what the guard observed, but he gave no sign whatsoever of what he thought about her explanation. His thoughts lay hidden as his eyes behind those darkened aviators. Her swing toward odd verbiage at the end prompted a raised eyebrow, but after she finished he glanced down at the kid Penny pleaded with for an eyewitness report. However he felt about the testimony of the child, the guard watched her expectantly, willing to entertain what she said.

“Um...” Maggy looked pretty afraid and overwhelmed by everything going on. The guard knew to keep her at a distance so that he didn't scare her, but he couldn't just turn off his imposing appearance. Maggy clammed up, and a few moments passed without anyone saying much of anything. Then the guard sighed, removed hit hat, and knelt. Off came the aviators, revealing a pair of big, watery brown eyes.

“Hey there. I'd be happy if you could tell us what happened. If nothing's wrong I'll be on my way, and you and your friends can keep playing.”

Another quiet second went by before Maggy pointed up at Penny. “Her dwarves built me a new sandcastle! Then...those guys came. A-and then she fell over.”

“Hmm.” Blinking to get a few errant grains of sand from his eyes, the guard glanced at the sword. “What was that for?”

Little Maggy bit her fingernails. “Um...she pulled it out of the ground. Then her dwarves came.”

The guard rose to his feet, glancing between the assembled guests. “So, some sort of command-type epithet. Probably something medieval.” He looked at Penny for confirmation. “Well, it looks like nobody's hurt. I'm going to have to note this incident, so please give me your names and epithets. Once that's done, you can go your separate ways.”

Down by the rocks, Haywood gazed at Jessica with newfound admiration. “Whoa, cool. And you're a captain? Guess that makes you my boss. Or one of 'em. Seems like there's no end to the people who can tell me what to do.” He leaned back on the rock, looking out across the beach to where security was resolving the scene they just left, and farther still to where the volleyball game neared its conclusion and the first few children were starting to finish the kids club race, and the bubble pit getting filled up. “So, what brings you here, Mad Dog? Some kind of mission? Where are your Blasters? I'm here with Milo and Liv just to hang out, but a captain like you's gotta be up to something, right?”

His eyes drifted back to the kid club race, landing on the auburn-haired, glasses-wearing woman standing by the water's edge. While everyone else looked happy or bored, the way she moved suggested some kind of distress. Haywood wondered what she could be thinking.

As it happened, 'distress' was something of an understatement. Noelle paced back and forth in the sand, watching the surf with worried eyes. “He should be back by now,” she murmured, putting voice to what both she and Heath knew. “We haven't even seen him. Heath-”

“I'll take a look.” The vacationing salesman was already on the move. He jogged into the water, more urgently than someone eager for a swim, and pushed through the tide in the direction of Lydia. The actress saw him coming in and waved, blissfully ignorant. “Where's Tucker?” Heath shouted. “Have you seen him?!”

Lydia heard him, but her friend had to repeat himself before she understood him. At that point she started looking around too, scanning the waves from atop her board. “I just saw him,” she yelled. “Just a moment ago!”

Noelle didn't hear her. Kicking up sand behind her as she ran, she made it to the lifeguard's elevated chair. “'Scuse me?” she called to get the long-haired man's attention. “I can't find my son. He swam out on the water for the...for the kids' race. He could have gotten swept out!” She almost choked saying it. Her heart pounded in her chest. “Can you see him?”

“Ma'am, calm down,” the lifeguard said, stony-faced. “You lost your child? That's incredibly irresponsible, ma'am.”

“Excuse me?” Noelle's voice was hard, flat, and incredulous. “I didn't...”

The lifeguard cut her off. “Where'd you lose him?”

“I didn't lose him!” Noelle insisted, pointing out toward Lydia. “He was swimming around that buoy.”

Following her direction, the lifeguard's eyes hit the actress and the nearby buoy, then slid right on toward one of the orange safe zone buoys farther out. “How could you let your child swim that far out?”

Noelle sputtered something, close to a panic, but the lifeguard cut her off again. “Don't worry ma'am, I'll save him for you.” He slid from his chair, hit the sand, and took off toward the water. A moment later he swimming steadily, headed toward where Lydia and Heath searched. Noelle watched for a moment, on the verge of tears, before running in herself.
Given the existence of a couple unresolved collabs, I'm pushing my update to tomorrow night.
A calamitous noise from the other end of one Open Line blew away any conversation percolating among the others, and it got Graft's attention quite readily. “What the devil?” He selected the glyph that the noise resounded from and centered it. Everyone else attached to his network could have heard the blast, and so they could also hear his reply.

Of course, since Light had been included in the call, the collective sound came from her as well, interfering with her stealth.

“TL!? Report!” Graft demanded.

“Heavy firearms discharge from downrange,” rumbled the Team Lead into the network, with a sense of urgency belying his typically ponderous speech. “Intruder stunned. Mamoru dying. Butterfly attacking.”

Graft grit his teeth. Another ally down, but the Stalker -supposedly overwhelming in its power- was incapacitated by a shot from what could only be Chuunitrixx. His preparations would go to waste; any facade of subtlety had been shattered and the time to act had come. “Get in there! Pin it down, protect the boss!” The Director knew that Rodias knew that every Team Lead, essentially a customized Flesh Juggernaut, boasted innate Second Chance. That skill, possessed by Guardian Angels, Death Knights, and the like allowed such monsters to survive any attack that would otherwise kill them in one shot, and remain at 1 HP instead. If nothing else, the Team Lead, taller even than Rodias and many times heavier, could serve as his meat shield for two attacks, the first to take him down to 1 and the second to kill him.

At that moment, the door to Graft's office burst open to admit Tabula and Papillary at the head of a squadron of Specialists, the captains of his legion of Guards. Two Team Leads loomed outside. Papillary's head beat like a drum, and Tabula looked close to tears. Chaos erupted as everyone started talking at once, and Graft was having none of it. “Shut up!” he growled, invoking his Special Orders skill to force their mouths closed. A course of action had already formed in his mind, and he would not be brooking any objections. “You two,” he addressed his assistants. They might want to stay with him, but they weren't going to. “Get to the Climax Hour, now.”

“Sir,” Papillary insisted. “The failsafe?”

Graft shook his head and slammed his cane into the ground.. “No. Do what I say. All of you...” he looked over the assortment of minions. “If our gate-crasher makes it past those at the front door, and comes here, do not stand in its way. Simply direct whoever it is to me by pointing. Spread your forces out throughout the Factory; do not present a unified target. Understand?”

“Yes, sir,” the collection of Specialists garbled.

“Then why are you still in my office? Go!”

In a few moments Graft was alone once more. Less than twenty seconds had passed, but it was enough time for anything to happen. The fact that Chuunitrixx successfully crowd-controlled the intruder was an encouragement, but Graft wasn't so bold as to believe someone who could take out Isolde and Mamoru could be cowed so easily. All he could do was hope that the intruder did not plan to rampage through to the Chateau and take it apart piece by piece, but that didn't mean he shouldn't plan for it. Yet, even as he continued his preparations, he felt confident in his principal hypothesis. No logical reason existed as to why anyone should desire a warpath against the Chateau this early, and with so little observation. If someone wished to approach an unknown nation or organization diplomatically, however, the place to start was at the top—with its leader.

Graft guessed that the intruder wanted Rodias, and that the last Sable Lord had played straight into enemy hands.
All of a sudden the 'scuffle' started drawing eyes like nobody's business. First came a boy with long brown hair, trying to defuse the situation that now looked awfully serious from a first-timer's perspective given the presence of Penny's sword. He sprinted from concrete to sand and interposed himself right into the conflict's middle. Next on the scene, and right on Jude's heels arrived an actual adult, who also ironically sided against the bespectacled girl. As he started chewing her out the first kid did something to her sword that made her topple over beneath its weight, which sent her serfs into a tizzy. Another look around confirmed a third person incoming—the black-bearded security guard from before. With another two people in the mix, and both inscribed, this situation was poised to escalate out of control and it was time to stop it in its tracks.

In such a circumstance, getting the heck out of dodge suddenly struck Jessica as a very good idea. With Penny as the subject of attention and herself the victim of Penny's terrifying brandishing, she hightailed it in the direction of the rocky shore, and her new friend followed behind. They escaped just in time to hear the guard start shouting before they firmly dissociated from the proceedings. “Hey, hey! Stop right there! Cancel your epithets immediately!” He power-walked up to the group, one hand on his holster to get the troublemakers' attention. “If you're a bystander, get lost. Vigilante epithet use is not allowed!You!” He scowled at Penny, his thick eyebrows framing his aviators. “Explain what's going on right now.”

The yellow-eyed boy threw one last look at the commotion before parking himself on the rocky edge of a tide pool. “Yeesh. Some inscribed just can't help but jump in on other people's business, huh. Must think they're some kinda heroes, straight outta the comic books.” He let his feet dangle in the pool, stirring the snow-white silt. A cheeky grin rested on his face. “Not like us.” With a confidential air he lowered his voice to an exaggerated whisper. “You're a Blaster, right? You act just like this guy I know in the city. You his sister or something? I'm Haywood Chalmers, by the way. But you can call me...” He made a roaring face, with his hands like claws on either side of his mouth. “Hellmouth!” After that, he couldn't help but chuckle, though he seemed earnest enough. “I got the name 'cause me an' Oil Slick got caught smoking in a non-smoking area once, and I hid the lit cigarette in my mouth until the teacher went away. Hurt like...well, like hell!” He reached out for an evil handshake. “Who're you?”

A good distance away down by the shore, near where the newest wave of swimmers incoming from the hotels splashed into the water, Noelle turned her attention away from the where security was in the process of restoring peace. Just as she thought, the mean girl continued to rain on others' parades, but the next person she riled up turned out to be an irresponsible inscribed, and from there things got hectic enough that it required an official's attention even after the true instigator slipped away. Noelle shook her head, sighing. Not everything needed to be solved via epithets. Nowadays, with almost twenty percent of the population boasting hidden or not-so-hidden powers, such happenings turned up far too commonly. The teacher looked out over the water, squinting in the sun. “I lost track of Tucker. Where is he?”

“Saw him just a moment ago,” Heath told her, holding a hand over his eyes to keep the rays out. “Just about to pass by Lyd.” When she looked, however, Noelle couldn't see her son's orange-streaked black hair bobbing above the surf. Only other children, and Lydia. For some reason, a pit was forming in Noelle's stomach. She tried to assure herself that it was silly, that this was normal and that she'd see him again in any second. But she couldn't shake the feeling.

The feeling that something was wrong.
Downtime is going to end pretty soon, potentially as soon as Wednesday night. At that point I'll gear up to embark to the final battle for Land of Adventure, and everyone planning to go will have the chance to register / finish other stuff off before we actually go this coming weekend. If you'd like to go some stuff around Lumbridge, don't dawdle! And don't hesitate to ask if you'd like me to use some NPCs for you to talk to.
Unless the two most recent posts took place in a prior timeframe, neither mentioned Graft contacting them via Open Line to tell them about the Chateau being attacked. If it's not convenient that he call, let me know, but otherwise I feel like that bears acknowledgment.





As the alarm sounded, Graft snapped out of his state of concentration and jolted upright. The tool-arms of his operating table, extensions of his body thanks to the somatic link in the table's console, flailed wildly. A few trays of materials, disconnected components, and globs of flesh splattered to the ground. “An alert?” he cried, pulling his hands free from the warm clutches of the somatic link. He shook off the clear, viscous fluid and threw on his coat. “We're under attack?” he asked his attending Specialist as if the minion could offer any further insight, and who could only nod in bewilderment. Graft snatched his cane from the masked mage and sprinted from his lab across the hall into his office. He dashed behind his desk, flinging his chair aside in the process, and pressed a switch that elevated the whole desktop to a position suitable for standing. He took a deep breath, in and out, to calm himself, and then he opened a Direct Line. “TL,” he barked, “What's going on out there?”

“Unknown threat...approaching quickly. ESPers...returning,” rumbled the juggernaut assigned as captain of the Guards posted to the front entrance. Graft's technoorganic soldiers had detected the incoming entity not long after the Bone Sentries managed to, but long enough for the skeletons to get into gear first. “Butterfly...moving...to intercept.”

Graft's face was a stony mask. “Stand back then, and let him handle it. It could be that the Stalker is making its move. This is too soon, damn it. Someone must have done something to get its attention.” He moved the glyph around to his left side and swiped the air to open another, this one straight to the head honcho. “Sir, we have a potential hostile on approach. The alarm is sounded. Your orders?”

He listened intently. Rodias told him. “Emergency mode it is, then. First things first: let's make this a Collect Call.” Graft thrust both hands forward, palms out, then spread them apart. An entire array of Direct Line glyphs appeared, each linking to an important member of the Chateau. Salem, Light, Kath, Flan, Zouyu, Aurora, Kaldorna, Violet, Talim, Papillary, and Tabula all received one. Even Ashara, Gromgard, and Chompy Bits, smack dab in the middle of a grotesque confrontation received a link. Only Charme, Chuunitrixx, and Mamoru went without.

“Good day, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the latest episode of Chateau Gothika is Under Attack. I, Vitaphagas Graft, esteemed entrepreneur, will be your host and master of communications. This is no ordinary invader; sources say that may be the mysterious individual whose power dwarfs our own. Our Sable Lord, Rodias, has commanded that we all gather in the Climax Hour while he deals with the intruder personally. If you're not at the Chateau, either return instantly or stay away. I urge you to comply. Stay safe out there, folks! ...You're less use to me dead.” He muted himself and grinned. “As for me...” A number of tentacles snaked out from beneath his overcoat and got to work. Preparations would not make themselves. “I think I'll arrange a meeting with out newest client, should initial negotiations fall through. A performance evaluation, yes...and should results fall below expectations, only termination can follow.”
Gathering in the Guild

Location: Lumbridge, the Land of Adventure


A few at a time, heroes gathered in the Guild Hall. Hat Kid popped up out of the hole thanks to her grappling hook and made a beeline for the in-house bar, where she thankfully procured her own spirits to enjoy in her newfound free time. Banjo and Kazooie, who emerged from the Casino not long after, got up using limbs made heavy by hours of exertion without rest, and straight away left to crash in the Great Ton Pu Inn, which always accommodated heroes.

Blazermate and Sectonia remained nearby to exchange words, with the medabot in particular chatting up anyone who’d listen -however reluctantly- about her new upgrades and her time in the Dead Zone. They were joined in short order by Tora, Poppi, and Din, whose condition needed no explanation. Still, the Nopon greeted her anyway. “Hi-hi, Blaze-Blaze! Friend Din here hit head, need pick-me-up, meh.” Blazermate doled out healing dutifully, restoring the dancer to peak condition. As her punch-induced daze and bleariness faded away, she stretched her arms with a yawn, as though waking up from a dream.

“Oh...hey there! Blazermate, Courier, Bowser.” She treated the others to a warm smile. More seemed to be on the way still, with Linkle appearing over the rim of the hole a moment later and Peach right behind. Seeing them, Din perked up to wave, but she found herself interrupted by someone who’d ascended just before them.

“Diiiiiin!” A purple blur shot between Sectonia and Blazermate to wrap itself around the redhead. It turned out to be Menat, the fortune teller some of the heroes met just yesterday, and she hugged her fellow dancer tight. “It’s so nice to see you again! And you’re back with your friends! I heard you were giving up your quest.”

Din looked sheepish. “...Yeah.” She turned to address the heroes, eyebrows furrowed. “I’m sorry for leaving. It just all...came to a head, you know? But you all have been kind to me, helped me when I needed it, and appreciated what I could do in return. My place is with you all.” Linkle punctuated that by running up and wrapping her arms around the both her and Menat, peeved a little that the fortune teller had gotten there first.

”New friend?” Blazermate asked, pointing at Menat who had barged past her and Sectonia. Since she was in the Dead Zone, Blazermate was unaware of Din giving into Galeem’s light earlier.

“We made a bunch of new friends here.” Linkle said, squeezing the both of them while looking around at the unfamiliar faces in the room. “You guys made some friends too, huh?”

Nearby, Cuphead fumbled with the lock, his attempt to pick it a failure. Instead he resorted to blasting it, which did the trick. Hardly the sturdiest of its kind, the lock fell away to permit access to the contents of its box, and the Guildmarm picked it up while clearing her throat. “The G-rank hunt. ‘Fight to the Bitter End’. At the most southeastern part of the Land of Adventure there looms a giant purple bubble, a zone of distortion awash in uncanny light. Nothing sent in has ever recovered. Even the land outside this cursed space is twisted and evil, and dangerous foes roam there. As an adventurer of the highest caliber, it falls to you to enter, find the entity whose power sustains the distortion, and strike it down--for the sake of us all.”

A stunned silence reigned momentarily. The Guildmarm blinked twice. “Whoa. That sounds pretty serious.”

“- and exciting,” Cadet chimed in. He scratched the back of his head trying to think where exactly this area could be, he hadn’t seen it during his time in the Land of Adventure. Southeast huh?

“Sounds like it’ll get us all killed if we go in thinking like that,” Geralt mumbled, rolling his eyes. “Enthusiasm’s good, kid, but something like this? Never a good idea to go in expecting anything but the worst when you’re going in blind.” He smirked at the Cadet, trying to show it was all in good faith. “Still, I WOULD like to see what the hell is going on. They only just told me about...everything.” He sounded weary. He was too old for this shit. Even Vesemir only had to deal with a few worlds maybe getting destroyed, not...all of them.

“I agree,” Donnie said, “Knowing is half the battle, as they say.”

”Wowzers!” exclaimed Cuphead. ”You’re a real bring-down sort of guy, ain’t ya?” He slapped Geralt on the back with a chuckle. The Cadet laughed along with him, making sure to turn his grin toward the Witcher to let the other man know no offense was taken. ”I love this lil’ guy.”

Tora flapped his wings. “Everyone in high spirits after weird boss fight, meh! Ready for more!”

”Y’all should take this more seriously,” the Courier chimed in. ”We already lost some good, tough hombres. Some real badasses.”

”And if its anything like Peach’s Castle… You’ll for sure need me there.” Blazermate said, remembering the previous zone fight with MegaDragonBowser.

“If we want to know more about this place, why not ask Menat?” Linkle said. The idea came easy, the girl was right there after all. Linkle leaned her head toward the fortune-teller, not breaking the hold. “She told us our fortunes yesterday.”

“Oh!” The girl stood up straight and separated from Din, trying to adopt a serious composure. She cleared her throat and raised her hands in ceremonious fashion, then remembered something, coughed, and spoke without a whole lot of mystique. “Uh...every time I try to scry that place, I get the same weird visions that don’t make much sense. I see islands made of cheese, freaky black stretchy things, and a lot of TV static.” She winced. “I haven’t been doing scouting missions regularly, either. Sorry!”

A familiar head of blonde hair pushed through the hustle and bustle of people to intrude upon the gathering of heroes. “I might be able to help with that,” Euden said. “It’s very far to the southeast, across the plains. About twice as far as to the Hamlet, I’d guess. The land starts sloping upward, turning jaggy and mountainous. Eventually it’s mostly canyons and cliffs. There’s weird stuff like places where the ground is corrupted, giant skulls, and lots of monsters. Even some fiends from my world.” He nodded sagaciously, his arms crossed.

”And there’s some kind of bubble too? Have you seen it, Euden? Is it on the top of one of the mountains?” Cadet asked, trying to wrap his brain around the image the shapeshifter was attempting to paint for them. Maybe it was similar to the weird way the hilltop from the night before shifted?

“Sort of, it’s right in the middle of the mountain range,” the young prince assured him. “The web of canyons and such lead right into it. Can’t miss it.”

“Could it be from your world?” Linkle asked. “Fiends are monsters from your world, right? If they’re helping to guard it then maybe it’s part of home.” That was a long shot. After all, fish monsters didn’t live in the waters of Hyrule. Well they did, but not fish monsters she had seen.

Euden shook his head. “I doubt it. It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before.”

Ever a wealth of questions, Ace Cadet butted back in. ”What are fiends anyway? And what are the other monsters like? Probably nothing we can’t handle, but we’re gonna need the right kind of gear.”

The question left Euden looking thoughtful. “Fiends are monsters that can come in all sorts of forms. Anything from evil-looking wolves, rats, and slimes to giant or humanoid forms. As for other enemies...there are things that look like giant floating helmets, bird people, lion wheels, giants, you name it.”

”Oh. So a bunch of stuff huh? Just groovios.” The red head folded his arms behind his head, his tone teetering on sarcasm, but he didn’t actually seem concerned.

The Courier shrugged, though he remained contemplative. ”Long as I can put holes in’em, I can kill’em.”

Donnie, ever the odd one out in his weird armor, took all of this in with unusual calm before interjecting. “There’s another possibility…” he said. “An Old God. A manifestation of pure Void, prone to driving mortals to insanity with an idle glance, only able to force pieces of itself into our reality at a time. We’ve only ever killed weak ones, their heralds, or driven off parts of their bodies. Basically, imagine a giant flesh monster that’s all tentacles, eyes, and teeth, and likes to rape minds, and you’re on the right track. We’d need a team at least twice the size to go up against one of those, so I’m hoping it’s not that.”

“Then our timing couldn’t have been better,” came from a voice on approach. “We just came here with a full team, with one already here,” Fox reminded the monk, as well as stating the fact to the others, “Looks like we already have twice the team.” Of course, he wasn’t so much rationalizing as he was simply projecting calm confidence.

Tora and Poppi exchanged a worried look. “Monsters Tora and Poppi can handle,” the Nopon declared. “But if crazy old voidy things out there like Thing from last night...mehmehmeh…” Nobody, he felt sure, wanted to run into any more insanity-inducing horrors anytime soon. Or ever.

That made the monk do a double take. “Wait, what the fuck happened while I was in the Dead Zone?!” Donnie asked incredulously, his previous Zen-like calm shattered instantly.

Peach, after giving Donnie a pointed glare for his swearing, pulled him aside so that his outburst wouldn’t disrupt the meeting. “We spent most of the day doing various quests, and by nighttime we could take the hardest one on offer. It was a hunt for a dinosaur called a Brachydios, but the place we found it was a cursed farmstead. It had been infected by this...color. Like nothing I’d ever seen. It burned just to look at it. And there was this..Thing. From beyond the stars. Twisted flesh and vile crystal. Fighting it just about drove us insane.” She shivered despite the warmth of the populous hall on a warm day.

”Sounds like you guys had the worst of it. We just had to run from zombies and demons and stuff.” Blazermate said, shrugging. Sectonia, much like Peach, wasn’t too pleased with the ornately dressed human either, but since the other princess beat her to it, she just hovered there, listening.

”Having battled in both zones I can confirm that the Thing was... Well it was definitely something else.” Kamek agreed ”Completely unexpected too, everything else up till that point was rather bright and breezy by comparison to both it and the dead zone.”

“...By Xuen, I’m glad you all got out alive and kept your sanity.” Donnie replied. “I don’t remember any Old Gods with a color motif, but just the fact that there are things like them in this world...well, we need to be very, very careful if one shows up again. Anyway…” he turned back to the meeting. “Yeah Fox, I guess we do have twice the team, but like I said to Peach, we need to take these things seriously. It’s good to be confident, but confidence alone will get us nowhere.”

The pilot smirked with a lidded half nod. “I plan to take more than that with me,” he retorted in a casually assuring manner. “Even a good few we can manage with, but we’ll take all we can get.” As always, even knowing as little as they all did about what they would be up against, he felt good about their chances. A little better than usual, actually… It gave him somewhere better to direct his attention, lest he think too hard for too long about the events leading up to here…

”Just be careful. I can only heal one person at a time. Blazermate said. Unlike Medafights, which were 3 v 3 for the most part, this would be a large form fight with many people, and as far as Blazermate knew, only her and Din could actually heal people. ”...Unless you guys don’t mind sitting next to a Dispenser. Speaking of which...” Blazermate interjected, summoning Dell and asking him to make a dispenser only, dismissing the engineer when he made the building and upgraded it all the way. Courier had asked for one of these earlier, but Blazermate was a bit too preoccupied with the current chatter previously to make it.

”These clones of mine can also provide healing, though they aren't as potent as your’s Blazermate” Kamk added, jabing a thumb at his two idling white mage doppelgangers hanging around the Guild.

Geralt nodded, and patted his side. “I’ve got some healing potions, but...well, if you’re not me, the big boss, or some kind of inhuman monster, and I mean that literally, it will kill you.”

Then Donnie had an idea. “You know, the first step in any serious operation is scouting, right? Do you think we can try and get some more info on what we’re going up against? I have a flying machine and a flying disc, and I’d happily use one of them and donate the other. Any other fliers here willing to run recon?”

A certain artificial blade raised a hand, jumping up and down a little. “Poppi can fly and sees good.” Tora frowned, pretty sure that he knew how he felt about letting Poppi wander into unknown territory without him.

”I can also fly and I am capable of teleporting myself long distances. However my eyesight has seen better days” kamek said as he adjusted his spectacles

“I can fly… pilot, I mean,” he emphasized for clarity.

”If you need a Pilot then I’m your cup!” Cuphead added. ”I’m a real whizz in a plane, y’know!”

“Wait, right,” Donnie remembered, putting a hand to his chin. “Its territory is a giant bubble. There’s no guarantee it’ll let us out once we enter, so running recon might just divide our forces and make it easier for it to kill us. Not a good idea, now that I think about it. But running in, swords raised, doesn’t sit well with me either. Still though, if it’s a choice between letting it divide and conquer us and making it deal with all of us at once, I’ll pick the latter.”

”We’ve pretty much got a whole fleet to fight this bubble making thing, but…” Ace Cadet glanced at the Courier, the man having mentioned that the group had lost people before now. ”...as long as we all stick together and keep an eye out for each other, we should be fine! Right?”

“A fair point. Still, before we all go in, everyone that was in the Dead Zone needs sleep.” He took off his helmet, revealing the gray bags under his eyes from sleep deprivation. “We stayed up all night. Everyone else should probably use that time to prepare and stock up. There’s a good smithy run by three sisters here in Lumbridge. I got my armor repaired there, they do good work and will fix it up in minutes. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a good magic or potions shop around here too, though I’m sure Geralt and Cadet know more than I on that front. They’ve been here longer.” He turned to the Ace Cadet. “You mind playing tour guide, by the way?”

”Of course not!”

“Excellent.”

“He’s right,” concurred the vulpine, “We still have the day. Use it!" His tone had shifted subtly to one more assertive. “Gather whatever you need, and whoever you can. I'm sure some of you already know each other; what you're capable of; what you need. Prepare accordingly. If you have any last minute affairs, settle them before dusk. If you need rest, get it. We'll meet back here before sundown before we move out.” With that, Fox quietly made his leave to go take his own advice, seeking out Howard, Leon, and the rest to inform them of the mission before looking for a place to lay his head down for the afternoon. It was unlikely that the relatively primitive setting would be able to accommodate him the way he was used to, but for no more than he needed, it would more than suffice.

”Agreed,” the Courier said, moseying on over to the ammo dispenser. ”I’ll be cooking up a bunch of chems and experimenting with the new ingredients Kamek got me from the Dead Zone. Takin’ requests.”

Almost as if right on cue, his new robot companion Gaige-Tron emerged from the hole leading down into the Devil’s Casino by way of the Cadet’s slinger. It approached its master and opened a chest compartment, revealing a bunch of plastic chips, tobacco, alcohol, fabrics, and all manner of other stuff pilfered from the casino.

”Oh Courier, know how to make anything that might make someone stronger from your chems? I can’t use it, but giving someone something like that then making them invincible sounds really interesting!” Blazermate said, thinking as to how useful that would be when dealing with hordes or large creatures.

The Courier's offer to mix up some “Chems” also piqued Linkle’s interest. She remembered the feeling of the stuff he’d spread around earlier fixing her up. For the first time she let go of Din. “Could you make some of that stuff from before for everybody? You know, the stuff you spit out with your funny hat.” She thought about it for a moment, shifting from foot to foot, the weight of Din’s wallet shifting uncomfortable with her. It reminded her of what she’d intended to buy with it. “Can you make anything that’s, like, green? There was this green potion back home that let me go really crazy when I drank enough of it.”

Seeing as the others were requesting things of this ‘courier’, Sectonia had a request of her own. ”If you have the know how, I will request something to make everyone beautiful. Paints, cosmetics, and their ilk will do fine.” She said, figuring she could pretty a few of these faces up. At least the ones that showed some promise.

Next in line, the Cadet made his voice heard again. ”If I’ll be showing people around Lumbridge, I might have a request too! Uh, she - ” he gestured towards Blazermate, realizing he didn’t quite learn her name yet, but introductions could wait for a little longer, ”- mentioned demons or something which reminded me, where I come from we’ve got this thing called a demondrug, it makes you super strong for a little bit after you drink it. Or it can be made into a powder! You usually make it with berries but maybe something like that could get whipped up with whatever you got from the Dead Zone…?”

He didn’t sound completely sure, but maybe it was worth a shot… and speaking of Blazermate, the red headed hunter turned back to her with a smile. “I can back you up with healing items too, I’m not stingy with my lifepowders. If I have the stuff I can make potions, or more lifepowders, or recover ammo…” he counted the items off with his fingers.

”I’ve got ammo covered. This dispenser is amazing for that!” Blazermate said to Cadet. ”But yeah, healing is nice.”

The Courier chuckled. All these requests! The last time he offered his services nobody took him up, now all of a sudden after seeing how useful his chems were they were lining up in droves. He accepted the challenge for them all, though he noted that Sectonia’s cosmetics would be of a… lessened priority. Probably wouldn’t get to it, really. Ok, he straight up ignored the request on the grounds that it was fucking stupid. But the others he happily agreed to.

Tora looked more than a little put out that the Courier was getting all the attention. He started bouncing up and down, waving his wings. "Meh meh! Tora can help too! Fix stuff, make it better, make new stuff! Tora top-of-line inventor! Just look at Poppi!"

He slid over to her and spread his wings like a showman. Poppi jumped into an energetic pose, smiling but with a slight wince. "Masterpon exhibit startling lack of humility, but not wrong. If friends need more advanced tech than smithy give, we are happy to help."

Peach, of all people, looked interested. She spoke up with crossed arms. "Could you make me a new scatterblaster? Mine got melted in the fight with Wheezy. I could use some grenaducks as well...actually, now that I think about it, regular grenades would be fine. No need to dumb it down."

Nopon and blade nodded emphatically, and in unison. "Easy-peasy!"

Geralt also chimed in to that request, “I should make some Grapeshot bombs, myself. Maybe get a hold of more ingredients too. Little things are downright nasty.”

Tapping Sectonia on her abdomen to get her attention, Blazermate said ”You might want to ask Tora there to help with your crown problem there. I’m sure he can figure something out with it!” Sectonia thought for a moment about this, as her plans were to just paint it herself and wear it, but someone who would willingly do all the leg work did appeal to her. ”Tora? Is it in your skill set to combine magical and non magical items and decorate them?” Sectonia asked the, rather odd looking onion bird thing. While his speech was odd, she had known stranger looking things under her command, and his roundness was oddly comforting.

Tora stared at her blankly. "What magical?"

Sectonia looked at Tora with a sigh, pointing at Poppi. ””Isn’t she made out of something magical?”

The Nopon shook his head. "No magical in Poppi." He didn't even know who this bug-person he was talking to was, but he kept that to himself for now.

“I can enchant equipment,” Donnie added. “If anyone minds staying here for a few extra hours after I rest up, I could work on your stuff. Make necklaces spawn rains of arrows that fall from the sky, enchant a pair of gloves to make you a bit smarter, that kind of thing.”

Sectonia sighed again at Tora, clearly there was more she needed to know about how this world worked. Surprisingly the ornate looking human that looked like he just wanted to punch stuff piped up offering his aid. ”That will work. I will come to see you soon then.” Sectonia said, curious as to what this man was talking about.

"So this is where everyone went." Joker spoke up, the trio of thieves walking into the hall and to the others. Though since there were no threats in the area, the thieves' outfits had shifted back into their Shujin uniforms. In their place was Ryuji, Ann, and Ren, the leader thief clearly worn out now that he was without his mask at the moment. "So, what's going on?" Ren asked.

“We’re gonna kill the worst monster in the land.” Linkle said, looking the newcomers up and down. She didn’t know who these people were, but they didn’t really fit the aesthetic of the Land of Adventure. She assumed they must have come from the other side of the party. In fact, there were a few people interested in going that Linkle had never seen before, like the fox and the giant bee. “I think this is an open adventure, if you don’t mind some danger. When they...” she gestured vaguely around the room at whoever she could spot, to Bowser, the Courier, Gaige-Tron, back to Din, “...Beat the big monster back in the Mushroom Kingdom something really cool happened.”

“I was born 4 hours ago,” Gaige-Tron inserted.

“Wait.” Linkle said, staring at her in confusion. Yeah, no, she would have remembered a big robot. “I swear I’ve seen you before.”

”Didn’t Courier take the spirit of that robot tank thing? Guess he upgraded them. Did you help Tora?” Blazermate said, scratching her head. She then turned to Joker. ”Oh yeah, you were in the dead zone too! These are our friends. You’ll like them!” Blazermate said to Joker, gesturing to the Land of Adventure group.

”YOU HEROES CAN'T HELP PICKING UP NEW STRAYS WHEREVER YOU GO, CAN YOU HUH?” Bowser said as he rejoined the party, followed by Jr. ”NOT THAT I’M COMPLAINING. A BIGGER ARMY’S A BETTER ARMY!”

The pair had been over by the bar while the others had been talking. While there Jr. had drunk the Guild dry of child friendly beverages and was now thoroughly rehydrated.

”Welcome back Sire, do you need a recap?”

”Nahh. You found the Boss’s spooky monster-infested castle and then there was a bunch of blabbering about doing stuff before going.” Bowser summarised.

”Indeed. Personally I was intending to pop back to her majesty's castle. I have some questions for the Master of Masters, seeing as I believe he knows a bit about the portal used by Gneidxick and his bullying companion used to flee. Also he mentioned something called a “Nobody” last time. Could be that these imposters are related to whatever a nobody is based on the diatribe the woman went off on. Any info on the powers and abilities of these hooded menaces might be most helpful, don’t you agree?”

Bowser shrugged while Jr pipped up excitedly: ”Oh Oh. Can you check if that Steven guy has more pokemon stuff yet?”

“Any chance of setting up a teleporter over there? I’ve been planning to set my Hearthstone--a one-way teleportation device--to Peach’s Castle, but I forgot to do it before we left,” Donnie added.

”I don’t see why not. It would let you see the man’s stock yourself Jr.” Kamek said before asking Blazermate and the Dead Zone team in general, ”Unless the teleporter needs to stay pointed back at the deadzone? Is the other end safe? If so I can pop through, pick it up and then move the other end back and forth.”

”Well, we were being chased by a giant horde before this guy in green armor came out of the tower we hid in to fight said horde. I left a sentry gun there to guard it but its up in the air if its safe or not.” Blazermate said. ”I could always just make a new exit if needed. It just takes me a minute or so.”

”Really it’s just a matter of how desperately you want to get back there. If you can't guarantee the safety of that end then maybe not going is for the best?” Kamek replied, clearly not feeling up to taking that risk.

”I’m sure we could hike back and not lose much time. We had to destroy these tree root things and well, yeah, not sure how close we were to one before we hid and got all those police station survivors out.” Blazermate said, shrugging. ”Put it to a vote maybe?

"Actually, the tower should be safe now. Well, safe-ish." Ren said, adjusting his glasses. "When I stayed behind to find these two, the horde was cleared away." He motioned to his friends. "But there's no way in hell we're heading back to that place any time soon." Ryuji added.

Sectonia let out a light laugh at hearing of this ‘master of masters’ ”Master of Masters? That sounds absolutely pretentious.” She said, mostly at Kamek.

”True, but he’s a rather interesting mage to talk to, so it balances out.” Kamek replied

“Oh, and Tora,” the monk said, turning to the Nopon. Any chance you could soup up the Dwarven Flying Machine? I have some upgrades I’ve been meaning to get done, but since Galeem took away my engineering skill I haven’t really been able to work on it. Oh, also, can I sit in on your tinkering sessions for a few minutes before I go to bed? I think that’ll be everything I need to get my memory back, just like with cooking back at the castle.”

Everyone talking seemed to have the Nopon a little overwhelmed. "Muh, sure," he said.

”I would like to get back some of my magic. You know the method to regain the memories this ‘Galeem’ took?” Sectonia asked Donnie, Donnie having her attention having just complained about what she had been annoyed with the past hour or so.

“No, in my case I lost most of my trade skills. The only way to get them back has been to sit in on someone else doing that trade for a few minutes. When it comes to magic though, it usually comes back on its own, but it’s slow as a tortoise and you don’t know what you’ll get back and when. It seems to only get slower over time too.”

Sectonia momentarily balled one of her hands in anger before releasing it and saying. ”A shame then.”

”I think I’ve been lucky on the remembering front. I ‘think’ I remembered all my medabot stuff in like a few days? But we’re not that complicated. And even if I forgot something, you can get cool parts like making people invincible! No medabot has anything close to that!” Blazermate said, not really helping matters, but hopefully reassuring the two of them since she had been in this Galeem hunting party longer than the two of them. ”Although there WAS that medachange thing the Blazer Multis had, but they were so bulky and ugly…” Blazermate muttered to herself.

"We can't really afford to forget our personas though." Ann shrugged at what Blazermate said. "For some reason they've been weakened, but that seems to be- She stopped herself mid-sentence to look at Ren. 'Wait, Ren, you lost most of your personas, didn't you?" With a nod from the leader thief, she sighed. "Guess you got it worse than us."

"It's fine, Ann. I managed to work my way around it, haven't I? Ren reassured Ann. "Kinda sucks Arsene wasn't able to help much, but at least I'm okay now."

The thieves' added conversation, just one of many talking around and over one another, ended up tipping the balance of the situation. It was getting chaotic. "Hold it!" Peach shouted over the hubbub. "We're going on too many tangents. Let's sum up before we all get lost and stand around for hours." Taking command of the meeting, she held up her hand and started listing things off one by one, using a finger for each. "We're going on the G-rank hunt, likely for this region's champion. Those who went to the Dead Zone need to recover, so we'll go in eight hours or so, around 4 o'clock. 6 and Tora are offering their services to help prepare. Kamek and Blazermate are going to try and set up a way to return to my castle. The rest of us should make preparations, resupply, do some training maybe. Ask around to see who's going. Does that sound alright?" She looked over the gathered heroes expectantly.

”Yessir Ms. Peach! I’ll see what I can do, and if anyone needs to know where anything is around here, I’m your man!” the Cadet said with a salute. Linkle mimicked him, also throwing out an enthusiastic salute.

Sectonia appreciated this Peach putting everyone in place, although she wasn’t sure how she felt about being ‘commanded’ like that, even if Peach was being nice about it. ”I could use some rest. Being stuck in a tube isn’t becoming of a Queen.” she said. She doubted this place had any rooms that would match her concept of beauty though, which did irritate her.

”I think that works. Donnie, are you ok with hiking it back to the Dead Zone after we’re done with the G rank hunt?” Blazermate asked, fine with flying back to Peach’s Castle with Kamek.

“I mean, yes I can fly over there, but it’s probably going to take hours, hours that we don’t have.”

”All I need to do is go through the teleporter to the dead zone, grab it, and then transport that end back to the castle in a flash,” Kamek pointed out ”So there will be no need for long journeys.”

”Then I can have Dell just make another side here and you can teleport that instead. It’d be safer.” Blazermate interjected. ”Just give me a little bit. I already summoned Dell earlier to make that dispenser, he needs time to rest.”

At that point someone else stepped in. The devil hunter known as Nero approached Donnie and Blazermate with a request. “Hey, if you’re gonna be moving that thing, could you wait a bit? V and I have unfinished business there. Nadia, too. Once we catch our breath, we’ll be on our way.”

”I mean sure? We’ll be going back there after this G rated mission and maybe rest after that, so at worst if you stick with us you’ll be back tomorrow. But you guys know how to survive there, so you should be fine waiting a day for us. You’ll know when we’re there, with the whole zombie horde following my commands and all~.”

Nero nodded, satisfied. His inquiry marked the end of the overall discussion, and people began to disperse. Whether to work, to rest, or simply to explore, they possessed a few hours to do with what they willed before the plan swung into motion at four.
@Lugubrious Alright. Sorry. I made the post right before I went to sleep. I'll make the edits when I get off work tonight. What all is happening right now?


Thank you. Reading the other posts would be the best way to find out, but I did include a short summary in my previous OOC post. In addition to that, the kids club's swimming challenge is underway.
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