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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts


Spencer Holloway



"Alright, then." Spencer ducked his head out of the room and began to walk down the hall. He looked down at his feet and slumped his shoulders. He had met Sarah a few times before, but she wasn't nearly as capable a teacher as Doctor Wright was. He had seen her somewhere around here. If he couldn't find her, then perhaps-

Then Spencer realized that he had just been talking to a giant lizard man. There was only one giant lizard man in the world, as far as Spencer knew, and his name was Henry Olin. Spencer turned on a dime and sprinted back to the room, arms flailing. He nearly dove in the front door and clumsily slid across the room. He looked back over at the computer. Yup. Giant lizard. Now what to say, what to say. Oh God, he hadn't thought of what to say! He stood there half-awkwardly, his mouth shut. Then he shakily said:

"Agent Olin?"


Titus MacArthur



Titus still was showing no signs of movement. He laid on the ground limp, his heart barely pounding. The skin on his hands and the part of his face which was not burned began to sprout a sickly red rash, and inside his body autoimmune macrophages and leukocytes began to dissolve the tissues in his joints, taking advantage of his body's sudden lack of regenerative stem cells.

A student ran back into the room, two paramedics behind her. They shoved their way through the crowd with a gurney. Then, struggling immensely, they lifted the enormous Titus and placed him on the gurney. He was so big that the gurney slumped in the middle, and his arms and legs hung off of the sides awkwardly. They shoved their way back through the crowd and shuttled him over to the Medical Wing to be treated.
Doctor Coltrane and Marcello Rhizae

November 18, 8:57 PM
West Commons, the Pale Horse



"Ah, nothing much," Coltrane said, sitting down at a chair at Thomas' table "I was patrolling the neighborhood when I decided to get something to eat. They've got excellent steaks at this place. Marcello, would you mind running up to the bar and fetching us a round of drinks?"

"Yessir." The mushroom man plodded off through the crowd to the bar, where he attempted to flag down the bartender. He placed the three steins of beer on top of Marcello's head, and Marcello began to walk back to the table when a passerby knocked the beer off of his head. He cursed and ran back to the bartender.

"Anyways," Coltrane said "So how's it feel, being a Class II? Pretty great, eh?"
I know the date, time, and location stamps can make things kind of confusing. I'm considering making them purely optional, if that works better for people.


I actually kind of like them. They'll take some getting used to, but they prevent the Allen J special "lolnerd time to timeskip and end your interaction mid-sentence!" phenomenon.
Doctor Coltrane and Marcello Rhizae

November 18, 8:55 PM
West Commons, the Pale Horse



On cool, clear autumn nights, Doctor Coltrane would leave his carriage at home and would walk around the city, talking to the citizens and seeing the sick. In a past life, before he had become an Engineer, Coltrane had been a doctor, and still there were days when he couldn't resist the urge to visit those who needed help. Having a Hand who was a sentient fungus was incredibly helpful in such endeavors. On the side of his more...pressing research, Coltrane had been working some with Marcello's spores, which in some cases seemed to have some sort of anti-pathogenic effects.

"Are you hungry at all, my lord?" Marcello asked "Because I am growing quite famished." Coltrane looked around and saw a nearby tavern, the Pale Horse.

"As am I, my friend," Coltrane said "Let's stop for dinner."

He commanded the Lesser Flesh Golem which followed him around the city to sit down at the side of the building. He walked in, Marcello at his heels. Upon walking inside, he was greeted by the sound of conversations and the smell of beer and cooking meat. He scanned the room, looking for anyone familiar. His eyes fell upon Thomas, the new Class II. he nodded to Marcello, and the two walked over to Thomas' table.

"Ah, hello Thomas!" Coltrane said "Mind if Marcello and I join you?"
Alright, cool. Now I just need somewhere to move Spencer. Who isn't on the ruins trip besides the fight group and the NEST peeps?



DOCTOR MAXIMILIAN COLTRANE

5’11” 155 lbs.
Doc Coltrane is a Tier II Engineer who is very influential in the field of biology in Voldoa. Hailing initially from England, he helped to discover Germ Theory and is now attempting to study a way to cure infections. A rather eccentric and cocky fellow, he is known for walking about the city wearing a white coat and being followed by a lesser flesh golem bodyguard. Doc Coltrane was once a Tier III Engineer, but for an unknown reason requested to be moved to the surface. He lives in a fairly large house which doubles as a workshop on the border of Old Voldoa and Arboretum. For fighting purposes, Doc Coltrane owns a breech-loading bolt-action rifle, though he usually keeps it locked up at home unless there’s some kind of emergency.



MARCELLO RHIZAE

In Arboretum, not far from the border with Old Voldoa, there lies the Village of the Mushroom Men, a small round village built in a marsh where the Mushroom Men dwell. Marcello is a mushroom man about five feet tall. and weighing around two hundred pounds (mushroom men are notoriously heavy). He isn’t the most intelligent of creatures (Mushroom men are also notoriously stupid) but Marcello makes up for what he lacks in brains with brawn and loyalty. After protecting his village and an incapacitated Doc Coltrane (little too much mushroom ale, doctor) from a rampant treant, Doc had Marcello promoted to Hand status and made him his personal assistant.

Marcello is a fairly handy guy to have around. Though he’s not bright, he’s incredibly strong and possesses magical spores, which he can release to create smokescreens and to damage enemies. The spores are magically charmed so that Marcello can use them for a kind of earth magic, but they also have the effect of intoxicating those who inhale too many of them. He is fairly durable as well, having a body main mostly of chitin, but he burns extremely easily and is afraid of fire.



DOCTOR MAXIMILIAN COLTRANE

5’11” 155 lbs.
Doc Coltrane is a Tier II Engineer who is very influential in the field of biology in Voldoa. He helped to discover Germ Theory and is now attempting to study a way to cure infections. A rather eccentric and cocky fellow, he is known for walking about the city wearing a white coat and being followed by a lesser flesh golem bodyguard. Doc Coltrane was once a Tier III Engineer, but for an unknown reason requested to be moved to the surface. He lives in a fairly large house which doubles as a workshop on the border of Old Voldoa and Arboretum. For fighting purposes, Doc Coltrane owns a breech-loading bolt-action rifle, though he usually keeps it locked up at home unless there’s some kind of emergency.



MARCELLO RHIZAE

In Arboretum, not far from the border with Old Voldoa, there lies the Village of the Mushroom Men, a small round village built in a marsh where the Mushroom Men dwell. Marcello is a mushroom man about five feet tall. and weighing around two hundred pounds (mushroom men are notoriously heavy). He isn’t the most intelligent of creatures (Mushroom men are also notoriously stupid) but Marcello makes up for what he lacks in brains with brawn and loyalty. After protecting his village and an incapacitated Doc Coltrane (little too much mushroom ale, doctor) from a rampant treant, Doc had Marcello promoted to Hand status and made him his personal assistant.

Marcello is a fairly handy guy to have around. Though he’s not bright, he’s incredibly strong and possesses magical spores, which he can release to create smokescreens and to damage enemies. The spores are magically charmed so that Marcello can use them for a kind of earth magic, but they also have the effect of intoxicating those who inhale too many of them. He is fairly durable as well, having a body main mostly of chitin, but he burns extremely easily and is afraid of fire.
I have my characters pretty much done (my avatar there is my Engineer character). I'm just waiting for the frame to be applied by UrbanEvolution.
Sup noobs. I will be joining y'all's roleplay.
Doctor Wright's Assistant.



EDIT: I feel like the Headmistress secretly has some really dumb mutation like a bunny tail or an extra penis growing out of her back or something.
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