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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

TAUROS

NAME: TAUROS
GENDER: MALE
AGE: MALE
APPEARANCE: MALE
PERSONALITY: MALE
BACKSTORY: HE WAS BORN WITH TWO Y CHROMOSOMES.
OTHER: MALE

@Maxx
HAHAHA

UNDERTALE

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NERD




Y O U R E A L L Y A R E A N I D I O T .


A WILD TAUROS APPEARED!
DON'T YOU PEOPLE WORRY ONE BIT ABOUT WHO KILLS WHO. INFINITE RESPAWNS HAVE BEEN TURNED ON FOR EVERYONE.


FUCK THAT. YOU'RE ALL PERMAKILLED. EVERYONE GETS TO DIE TODAY. EVERYBODY. FUCK YOU ALL. THIS IS MY UNIVERSE NOW.


I A M Y O U R G O D .
SUDDENLY THE POOL TABLE IN THE CORNER BURST INTO FLAME. PLAYING CARDS FLEW FROM ITS BURNING CORPSE AND MADE A CIRCLE ON THE GROUND. A MAN IN A TRENCH COAT APPEARED FROM THE CIRCLE OF CARDS. HE BEGAN TO THROW PLAYING CARDS ACROSS THE ROOM AT FULL SPEED. EVERYTHING THEY HIT WAS FUCKING DESTROYED. THE MAN IN THE ZEBRA MASK BURST INTO FLAME AND WAS BLOWN TO PIECES. THE MAN IN THE COAT KILLED SEVENTY-SIX MORE PEOPLE AND THEN SAT DOWN ON THE PILE OF MANGLED CORPSES AND BEGAN TO DRINK A BEER. THEN HE KILLED DEADPOOL. THEN HE THREW A CARD BACK IN TIME AND KILLED THE CREATORS OF HOMESTUCK.

"LADY LUCK IS SMILING," HE SAID. THEN HIS HEAD WAS BLOWN OFF BY A STRAY TACTICAL NUKE. THE NUKE CONTINUED ON ITS MERRY WAY RIGHT OUT THE FRONT DOOR AND BLEW UP EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. IT HIT ROBOT HENRY ON THE WAY AND DISINTEGRATED HIM. NOW THERE ARE NO MORE REFERENCE CHARACTERS. EVER. NOPE. THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING DEAD. THAT'S HOW YOU CLEAN UP HOUSE, BITCHES. OH, AND DEADPOOL FUCKED OFF TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION. HE GOT BORED.
Okay. Now we need more shitty phone posts! Release the ballasts! Pull the re-gee! Quab up the inservs!
Wake up, losers. It's time to fight dead guys.
Here, have a giant bird.

Also, all of our characters need to end up at that intersection in a timely manner. It's very important.

Pietro Machelli and Anna Strauss



As the party of unlikely heroes entered deeper into the city, the situation began to look worse. Few civilians were left alive on the streets. The dead lay prone across the streets, their wounds still gushing blood. Anna stopped to check the pulse of one or two of them, but none were alive. Blood ran down the gutters lining the streets and down into the drains. This part of the street seemed oddly barren, as if the wights had all gone off to hunt in a different area. Pietro assumed differently; they were being ambushed. He kept his sword in his right hand, ready to strike should any opponent appear. Anna walked as close to Kane as she could without arousing suspicion. The large beetle was certainly a comfort. As Karkadin and some girl they had never seen before ran out of a building, the monstrous bug charged towards them and destroyed the wights.

The party reached a large four-way intersection halfway between the city gates and the central keep. A shadow passed overhead, but its source disappeared as Pietro looked up. He could hear screams off in the distance. He couldn't tell whether or not they were human. The shadow passed over again. Pietro looked up at where the sun shone through the dark clouds. It seemed as if a vulture was circling overhead, but something was off about it. He watched it for a minute or two, trying to tell what it was that disturbed him about the creature. His face froze as he realized what it was. Pietro stopped in his tracks. He turned to face the party and held out his arms.

"Stop," he said. "Look up there." He gestured to the bird with his sword. Anna followed his gaze to the bird, and frowned.

"It's a vulture, Pietro," Anna said. "Nothing special about it." Pietro's face was frozen, his mouth agape. The bird stopped circling and began to descend.

"That's no vulture," he said. "Everyone, get inside. Now!" Anna's eyes were still locked on the bird. She began to realize the problem. Vultures didn't have bodies that long. Vultures didn't have claws on their wings.

"Run!" Anna scanned the intersection and identified a small butcher shop on the corner. She sprinted to it at full speed. Pietro wasn't far behind her. "Let's go!" he cried out. "Everyone follow me!" An ear-splitting, hawk-like scream echoed through the air. The black bird descended upon the party. It had the body shape of a human, with long legs ending in sharp claws and wings instead of arms. The black feathers on its body hung on by a string, as if they could fall off at any moment. Under the feathers, leathery tan flesh could be seen. It had massive black wings which cast a shadow down upon its prey, and three batlike claws at the joint of its wings. It had a leathery, human-like face and long black hair tied into a single braid. A piece of bloody cloth was stuck between two of its teeth. Its cracked lips framed misshapen, yellowed teeth.

Anna ran for the gaping hole that was once the butcher shop's window. The creature dove after her, its clawed feet outstretched towards her wings. Anna noticed that the claws were coated in metal. Just as the monster swiped for her, she dove through the window of the shop. She hit the wooden floor hard. A shard of glass cut her right wing. She cried out in pain. The monster lunged for Pietro next, and grabbed him by his cloak. It pulled as hard as it could, but its claws cut shredded the fabric. It lost its grip and he escaped through the hole. He hoped the others weren't far behind.

"Pietro!" Anna yelled as she ran. "What is that?" He looked at her grimly.

"Fury," he said slowly. "It's a fury."

Outside, the situation quickly became dire. The clouds up above grew darker, shrouding the land in shadows. The wights began to approach the intersection, dragging their feet first and then beginning to jog towards the party. Some of their mouths still dripped with blood. One near the front of the pack held a severed leg in its right hand. It seemed as if a massive portion of the horde was converging on this one point. The fury swooped up just before it hit the ground and effortlessly took back off into the air. It circled the party, watching as the ambush fell into place. It was said that furies always frowned, but this one nearly smiled.
Indeed. I'm working on it.
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