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    1. Maxx 12 yrs ago
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Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

@Maxx

How come John Cena's power isn't invisibility?


You stole that joke from me and you know it, you bastard.
Whatever. No point wasting my brain cells on the likes of you Nicholas Cage, so I'll put the sheet in the character vault later.
@JunkMail He's a linebacker from a place where boulder throwing is a weekend pastime. Did you expect him to be 4'10"?
Here he is.


@Spoopy Scary skeletons And shivers down your spine. Having Abe here will be cool.

I'm doing some Christmas cleaning so my sheets are unfortunately on hold. You'll get them eventually.

Anybody know when the IC is starting?
@Hippocamp

Accepted, my dude.

Also, ya like jazz?


I tried talking to him, but there was a dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded! Now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious!
@JunkMail wait! No! But people die if they are killed!
@JunkMail@Mr Allen J@SepticGentleman You are all
FUCKING INBREDS


Thank you for your time.

Now I have a sheet to work on. Nick said he might actually release me from this duct tape trap if I put a sheet in! I'm so excited!

Edit: ...I should read first, shouldn't I?
@JunkMailIt's not a joke. Please leave. Someone send help.
@JunkMail Not all heroes wear capes, but wrapping toilet paper around your neck like a scarf and calling yourself "Toilet Man" does not, in fact, make you a hero. It makes you a stalker. Please leave my house.
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