Avatar of Maxx
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  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Maxx 12 yrs ago
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Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

Alright homies, get out your wicks and your dicks for a wax-themed metahuman. Why? Because wax is cool I guess.
@Maxx Dear god, someone even gayer than Allen.

I mean hi.


"Gayer than Allen" is one of those statements that is simply contradictory, like "jumbo shrimp" or "military intelligence".
From out of the depths of Hell, he appears. The almighty RP god Maxx, a sight of absolute awe and euphoria.

This sig is sooooooo 2016. Time to search for something more suiting of the current moi.

Edit: When I saw "Bird Manipulation" I got so hyped for a character who beat his enemies to a pulp with a whip made entirely of birds. A true Avimancer.
Alright. Maxx's great Arizonian adventure is coming to a close. I get back into Baltimore at 1 AM tonight. If I don't feel sick on the plane, I'll make a post then. If I do, I'll make one tomorrow.
Hey, just letting y'all know I'm here. My internet connection here is really bad (I'm on vacation in Arizona with my girlfriend) so I will be as active as I can. I might try to post later tonight.
That music made me laugh so hard I broke twenty-five ribs. Which is impressive because I only have twenty-four ribs.
@Mega Birb

I'd be shocked if they weren't.


That pun really jump started me.
<Snipped quote by Mr Allen J>

What kind of roles?


Husband and father. Allen is marrying his RP waifu.
Also, Hell is in space. Just so you know how to pack.

@Hippocamp You can have Bee Movie bump into Grit if you want some interaction to pass the time.
I have noticed a lack of characters that fit into the dreaded Geek category. Will fix.

Never mind, ended up being super generic in the creation process. TRAVIS YOU'RE STAYING AS A ONCE-MENTIONED NPC.


"Suddenly, a random meteor fell through the glass ceiling and killed only Travis! Nobody else really seemed to notice."
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