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From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

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In a similar vein, Mad Max: Fury Road -- a fun roadtrip for the entire family + concubines.

@Hank

Or: don't mess with cripples.

edit: just remembered first post

Writing up an extensive murder scene for a roleplay like

about tree fitty

Writing up an extensive murder scene for a roleplay like

"How long does it take to bleed out?"

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Depends on the wound. Elevated heart rate and arterial bleeding? Unconscious within a minute, easily.

"If you're stabbed in the heart, you don't die right away like in the movies, so how should I do that?"

You kinda do though. If it's, you know, *IN* the heart. When bloodflow to the brain is constricted, you have only seconds before unconsciousness. When it's cut off entirely, the lights go out in a big goddamn hurry. "Before you hit the ground" sort of hurry.

"Screaming or no screaming?"

Reflexive noises certainly -- air came in, air is gonna come out quick. Screaming maybe, depends on your killer.

The Twelve Labours: General Discussion

settled down to do some RPGC admin stuff, and wound up suddenly and extremely inspired for TTL instead. This..... this is gonna be big. My sincerest apologies to anybody caught reading this with a deadline. The dam is broken.

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

Mad Max: Thunderdome -- Basically "Hook," if Peter Pan had been a cage deathmatch champion.

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

Superman Returns - Exactly as the title says, and we welcome him back after he finally grows out of that bright-red underwear.

@tsukune

Alternative:

Superman Returns -- (There's no way Superman can lift that thing. Oh. He can. Neat.) x 5

"Your score beats or equals 99.72% of all."

85. Typing incoherent sequences is hard, but I imagine that's true for everyone. 7 mistakes out of 84 words is crazy for me.

What is your favorite Time period

I mean there's a million good answers, but I think probably the most interesting time to be a human would've been the Colonial period. A, if you were from whatever colonial empire, you get to sign on with a ship and go someplace that like two people have ever come back from. B, if you're from any of several colonized civilizations, you get a real actual just war -- which would be a lot of things, but none of them 'boring.' Bonus points if you're in Japan, because then instead of war you get to experience the fastest period of cultural advancement in human history. C, in a select few places, you get to contribute to the birth of a brand-new friggin' country, which would've been exciting as all hell. D, pirates and ninjas/samurai and cowboys and like a shitload of equally incredible traditions all coexisted in the world at once (lookin' at you, mamlukes).

It's without doubt the most interesting 2-300 years in human history.

Then again, if I pick 'right now,' I get to keep my PS4, so....... decisions.

From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

"Hero" (Jet Li) -- The Nameless Swordsman who kicks a lot of ass, and then doesn't.

"Interstellar" -- They don't think the universe be like it is -- but it do.

"Fight Club" -- Helena Bonham Carter ruins everything.

"Batman" -- The moral high-ground of giving concussions to strangers.

What are your thoughts on hand soap

I like soap, but gosh is it a terrible lube.

@BrobyDDark

especially GoJo. Because that has pumice chunks mixed in. Don't picture that in your head. Just...... just stop.