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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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Delvin Crawford

Delvin had been sitting at the bar silently for the last hour or so, awaiting Sacha's return. He should've just taken the payment when he found him out in the field, but he had missed that opportunity by a long shot. He shook his head and sipped on his drink, intending to make it last.

Soon enough, the amber liquid disappeared completely from his glass, leaving only a pair of granite cubes in the cup and the disappointment of the lynx's absence on his face. "Fucking Christ, where the fuck is that asshole?" He left the glass for Ansel to collect, along with the crowns needed to cover the drink, and retrieved a pair of goggles from his vest. He slid them over his eyes and left the building, walking out into the sandstorm in an attempt to take seconds off his meeting. Over the noise of the wind howling and kicking sand through the city, he could barely make out the rumble of an engine approaching slowly. "That better be his ass..." The bird mumbled to himself, crossing his arms and trying to spot headlights through the storm.

@VKAllen@Hawlin
But who gets to eat her cherry? :3


Eris, duh.
@KoL I'm spooked. And every time I get mentioned in something involving a female warrior, I think that shelved character I made is getting incorporated.
Wait I can actually get a post up now! Yay! I'll write it up sometime tomorrow.
I HAVE A NEW CHARACTER I WANT TO MAKE! -sets off to work-


Aw yiss
Phantom Regality, now suddenly put in charge of such a large force, took hold of the microphone and did his best impression of Jack Black, which was stunningly close. "Alright, all of you, stay here n' hold the fort. I'm gonna go make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich." He set the microphone down and stalked off towards the nearest shop.

@Jedly
@Jedly Nah he ded.
All my actions are currently dependent on two people. Am rip.
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I would rather death by snu snu than any other.

Then theres also Russian Roulette.

Sacha always wins Russian Roulettes.


Emily approached Sacha and loaded a full magazine into her Beretta, cocked it, then handed it to him. "You, me, Russian Roulette. If you live, it's the top floor for both of us."

"Okay." Sacha took the gun and put it to the side of his head, and pulled the trigger. There was the audible click of the hammer slamming into the firing pin, but the distinct bang never happened. "I win." He handed the pistol back.

The shark, completely confused, took the gun and fired it at a certain eye-patch wearing wolf. The bullet collided with his right leg and some blood spilled out over the Hole's floor. "...What?"
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