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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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Sicaria Velinian

In life, there was very little that Sicaria regretted. In fact, the only thing that she could recall feeling this way about off the top of her head was her first boyfriend, but she had a new thing to add to that list: Asking what happened with a Geth in the room. Instead of a simple, one sentence answer, she got the exact course of events that had happened since the arrival of the unit to the area. While it must've been an interesting series of events, she decided it would be a better use of her time to take in the faces of those around that she would be fighting with soon enough.

So, while the AI spat back what had happened in the last five minutes, the Turian took the opportunity to formulate some opinions of her new squadmates. Some were harder to make guesses on, and some had unsavory opinions formed on them, but everything was subject to change at this point. For example, when the Geth apparently known as Phalanx finally stopped his explanation, she got a better idea of who it was. On the other hand, she noticed that the lone asari in the group was probably at least a little crazy. Sicaria could also feel the eyes of the human in the pitch-black suit boring into her, causing her to shiver slightly. It was like the man was pouring ice water on her neck, but she refocused when the human Spectre called for everyone's attention.

He addressed everyone individually, which was a nice touch, though he made the mistake of saying that she could go back to slumming if she refused the offer. Rather than blow up on him immediately, she decided it would be a better idea to wait until the end of his briefing. Come the end of that, she spoke up with a little more than a hint of bitterness in her voice and her arms crossed over her chest. "I'm willing to join, but I'm far from a slummer. Vetia and I've done well for ourselves there, and we're looking at an apartment closer to the Presidium. Anyway, let's get moving, I don't like the idea of Cerberus sticking around the Galaxy." At that moment, she felt someone push past her, to which she raised her Phaeston at, then slowly lowered it as a Drell uncloaked and introduced himself. Seemed like a somewhat reasonable character, though something did seem a little off about him. For now, she dismissed the feeling for jumpiness of a mission coming up.

By the end of it, Sicaria was satisfied with the team Anderson had put her in, and only had a single question to ask. "I know you have freedom of speech here, Citadel Space has it, but the Terra Firma party stands directly in the way of progress. Why keep the crosshairs off them?"
IT STILL WORKS!
@PrivateVentures
I remember the Batarian Gauntlet. I used to have so much fun with that thing before the Multiplayer died.
I'll be posting tomorrow.
Aside from our GMs extracurricular activities, what's everyone's best sniper kill in the ME series?
I've got two personally, one on ME1, nailed a shot from over 300 meters away which was cool asf.
And secondly, on ME multiplayer, Guy got put down by two Cerberus Dragoons, about to get executed, I rolled and pulled off a double headshot on them from one widow round, and picked the guy up.
Never felt as much as a Bad ass as that moment.

Multiplayer, playing some of the godly Geth Infiltrator. My memory of it is a little vague, I haven't played the multiplayer in almost three years, but I remember taking the head off of two Guardians through a wall with a Widow. Extremely satisfying.
Keeping the fighting to a polite distance is a good idea, but just so damn impersonal. There's no other feeling in the world like beating a man too death with your own two fists, to hear the soft mewling that marks the last breath escaping from their torn lips, to see the life fade slowly from the eyeballs that you've just finished mushing into a paste, and watch the blood and brains slowly pool around the shattered carcass that used to be a person.

By the way, and this is totally unrelated, but can anyone provide me with an alibi for the evening of the twentieth?

Yeah, I'll wait for the next GM post, I was really just gonna list off what Sicaria thought of everyone so far.
@SgtEasy@PrivateVentures
On the bright side, I now know that I am not the only one that thinks Turians are sexy. And should I get Andromeda (which means I need to buy an Xbone or upgrade my PC) you can put money on me romancing the fuck out of Vetra.
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Ellis would be more likely to either kill both of them, or just go out and kill a bunch of random Turians as substitutes.


But then everyone would just be like "Bruh."

EDIT: I also have a post in the works, time to analyze everyone.
Totally not a club or something during down time. Nope. Not at all.

@PrivateVentures
Sicaria showed up to the next meeting place with Vetia on her arm. Why someone would choose a club was beyond her, but it would be a good place to mingle and get some drinks at the worst. So, she had invited her significant other along, because why not?

Ellis, early as always, caught sight of the Turian he refused to admit he had a crush on... and soon after the other right beside her. Without a second thought, he jumped off the closest balcony into space traffic.
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