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Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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@Mega Birb He's got a ranged attack now, right? Which is better. But still.

I imagine a fight between him and Artoria going like this.

Torag: Stand still and fight me.

Artoria: No.

Torag: Fine, ranged attack go.

Artoria: Annnd Mephila shield.

Torag: Drat.

Artoria: I'm just gonna charge up an attack for umpteen-bazillion turns and then explode you. You just keep scowling and slowly approaching.

Or if he's really unlucky:

Torag: Stand still and... Oh shit, now I'm in half.

Artoria: Whee, spider cowboy powers!


@Mega Birb Anyone with more maneuverability than a snail.


Yeah but
<Snipped quote by The 42nd Gecko>

Capitalism does not exist in the Nexus. For some reason they didn't bring a merchant race to the eternal war, don't know why.


I mean all anyone really needs are weapons and legendary ones seem to be falling out of the sky, so...
Wait I've lost track, is there anyone besides Cydone that would be a hard counter to Torag?
@Mega Birb
How tall should she be? I wanna make her short, but I don't know if 4'9" is too short or not.


4'09" would be either a midget or child. Let's say Syphax is a little above average height, so the ballpark of reasonable height would be from about 5'00" to 6'08".
Since Gecko did the examination of the Machina, I have dibs on demons.

Rufus knew just how to piss everyone off all at once, he is missed dearly.

Ira was brave and more of a leader than a boss, and she had a lot of potential to develop. And then Hildr crossed dimensions.

Lucille scares me, power anchors do as a rule of thumb but she does in particular.

Victoire's an asshole, and was in competition with Sliske as Hell's tactician. She probably would've won either way.

Sliske was an asshole, then he finally gave up when Lucille took over. There's bias here.

Henry earned a personal Vendetta that Marquis got clued in on.

Balrog's cool, surprisingly wise if you look into the way he acts.

Fran's likable in general, but a little too rapey for her to score high with me.

Ghelgath's basically a lost dog at this point. An abused lost dog that still loves his master for some reason.

I like Mephilus for some reason. This reason has something to do with how he was partially inspired by Sliske.

Atoria needs to calm down.

Kermit can fuck off, I think he's super funny but the serious writer in me wants to kick him into orbit.

Greg is unintentionally edgy, though I'm looking forward to pulling a ton of shit with him. Also forcing plot.
@Mega Birb
Will be female, and only on special occasions like birthdays and Saturdays.


Then by all means, make the thing.
@Mega Birb Is the thing getting Syphax transformed by Artoria?


I really want that to happen at some point, but that isn't the thing. The thing is Torag riding Diana into battle and fucking up literally everything.

Also wait isn't Diana a Manakete?
Oh shit I want to make a heaven character now for sure but like a general for the harpies.

@Mega Birb Would you be ok if I did this?

There are two requirements: Female, Syphax can smash.

Also @KoL we're totally doing the thing in whatever this next conflict ends up being.
@KoL
Good point, Pokemon stuff will get moved to a PM. But character discussion is half the reason the OOC exists, the other half is mostly memes and CS's.
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