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✗July 15th, 2014.
Dear Diary, This summer vacation sucks so hard...All that has been happening lately is my lame brother and his ultra weird friends digging up everyone's fields as they try to make some dorky underground fort for them to play inside of. I feel as if i'm going to die of boredom. My friend's and I have been hanging out every single day, which is cool I guess- except it does get a little repetitive. What can you expect in this town of like 200 people? Mom and Dad are doing alright, same old same with the farm and work- not like they really care about what anyone is doing anyways. Ugh, I just wish something would happen here already.... I'm 16 and ready to live!

✗July 17th, 2014
Dear Di- What the hell! This is not the time to be formal with you right now diary! My brother and his friends were digging today, and they've gone pretty deep in and far out on our fields. I mean, I guess when you spend all day digging in the dirt together you could get- Oh my God, never mind all that... My brother and his friends dug up a pile of fucking bones today, and they were not animal bones..But not only did they dig up bones, they dug up a human body. I couldn't believe my eyes, when they came running towards me and my friends, they were covered in dirt, crying, sweating and out of breath. My friends and I went with them to see the situation, since we didn't believe them at first, and there we saw it...

A naked body, mangled in a way that will never get out of our heads, and will probably haunt us in our dreams. We had to tell our parents of course, and now a investigator from the big city is coming up to check things out. Our local police department is going to probably be there to snoop around as well, but God knows they don't have a full brain between them all. I hope they can figure out who did this, and why they did this. Don't tell my friends, but I'm really scared diary... What if the killer comes after us now? What if we're next? I don't want to end up like that corpse. I wanted some action in this town, but I never expected this!

Hello and welcome to Flensburg, Minnesota. A small town that your family has been a part of for many years. Most of our time consists of farming, going to school, and just trying not to die of boredom. But since its summer break, the real fun can begin- or can it? Our story starts a day before the excavation takes place, so we can get a feel for our characters and what the town's vibe is like. One the investigator comes to town for the murder- well, that is where we come in with our creativity and the story will build from there!

Please let me know if you are interested and/or you have any questions!
Major Ursa said
No, I mean, my voice suxors big ole blueberries...._.;-; <( </3 )


I very much doubt that c:
My voice isn't very good xD But it's all in good fun!


Age: 17
Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight

Position in Band: Drummer
Instrument: Pound me till you're out of breath.

Personality: Feisty. Outgoing. Happy-Go-Lucky. Sarcastic. Adventurous. Goofy.

Favorite Bands: Flume, Atmosphere, Flatbush Zombies.

Hobbies/Skills: Ana has a very good memory, and is often the one people ask to remember something for them to need to recall at later dates. Say goodbye to groccery lists and messaging machines, Ana has it covered. This comes pretty surprising to most people considering her hobbies mostly include alcohol and smoking.

Job: Waitress at her father's diner sometimes.

Biography: Analise was born of Italian descent into a lower middle class family. Her mother and father were both employed at the restaurant her father had opened in town, she never had too much hardship growing up. She is the youngest of 3 children; her two older brothers: Antonio and Anthony. Twins, and both quite the troublemakers. Growing up Ana spent quite the time with her brothers, following them around like a lost puppy. They protected and kept her safe, but also brought her into the world of vices while mom and dad were away at work, or sleeping soundly in bed after extra long shifts.

Meeting the band was the best thing that could have ever happened to the girl. They really balanced her out, and without them she wouldn't know what her life might be like. A party here and there, a drink here and there to match. Ana could never keep track of them, despite her talent with keeping track of everything else. Without her friends to keep her straight, she almost didn't care. There wasn't too many memories of that night besides the rancid taste of vomit in her mouth the next day. "Yo, I don't feel so good. Come take care of me?" Ana texted helplessly; and of course her friends always delivered.
Dervish said
Hey! I'm glad to see you're back. :) I'm happy to see you got through the worst of it, and like always, if you need a buddy, you know where to find me!


It's good to see you <3
Sorry I was a crappy friend to you for much too long.
Pachamac said
Welcome back to the forums, Cap'n. :) This place will have missed you!It sucks to hear about the personal issues that have been going on in your life during your absence, but I hope they're not a problem anymore and I'm sure you've came out stronger and better from them. Again, welcome back, and I wish you lots and lots of fun in your rping adventures! :D


Thankyou m'dear <3
I hope to get back into the swing of things here in no time!
Rare said
Also, welcome CapnCruch, has been a while.


It has ^^ Just came back on the guild today after about 3 months or so away.
smarty0114 said
I'll still join if you make one. I think people just got a tad impatients


I second this ^^ I would join if you still make one
ReaptheMusic said
Absolutely love it. Just a note, I notice that you said she actually went to Lovecraft Asylum. I have to say that is absolutely delicious. Especially considering the Lovecraft Asylum is the Accepted. Waaaaaayyyy Accepted.


Yesssss.
I hope that was alright that I went that path- I figured though the Asylum doesn't exist really
That it would seem quite real to her while she probably sits in a jail cell. Interaction being misinterpreted often. xD
So excited for this! Quite delicious. Delicious indeed.


Age: 25.
Gender: Female.
Height: 5ft 2.
Weight: 125lbs.

Personality: Considerate. Free Spirit. Stubborn. Family Oriented. Night Owl. Creative. Technophobe.

Biography: Evangeline was your typical girl next door. The Midwest sweetheart teen growing up. The girl you wanted to take home to momma. She lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone and gossip was the only thing that was worth talking about. When she wasn't doing household chores, she was outside with her dark hair flying in the wind, her smile lines deeply carved into her sun kissed skin.

One day while painting, the storm clouds moved in quicker than usual. "Damn it." Evangeline growled, trying to grab her supplies without ruining her work. The sky rumbled with thunder, a huge lightening strike lit up the sky and the heavy rain started to pour. Evangeline looked up, and let out a huge laugh. This was life, and no matter how bad it got, she found happiness. Her teeth chattered as she quickly began walking back to the house her parents had raised her in.

That is when she met Keith. Keith had been the guy in high school where every girl within a 10 mile radius had a crush on, and there he was staring at Eva. "Need an umbrella miss?" he called from his porch, as if the heavens themselves had opened up and spoke through his perfectly shaped lips. Evangeline stopped and turned towards Keith. He had grown more handsome since high school and it was apparent as the blood raced to her cheeks that she had fell over the Keith curse. "Yes sir!" Evangeline called, biting her lip afterwards and shaking her head as he approached her with the umbrella.

"Yes sir!? I must look so stupid..." she thought to herself as he reached her, placing the umbrella over the two of them as he continued to walk her home. The silence was broken by his warm voice, "That is mighty pretty." he commented to the painting, and Evangeline was sold. They talked the whole walk home. He wouldn't stop making her laugh. Several bouquet of lilies, two movie dates, and three months later Keith was proposing with the biggest ring Eva had seen this side of the river.

Evangeline moved right in to Keith's home, and was the talk of the town for a few weeks. "What would he want with her?" they sneered between glances, as they walked by. Evangeline paid no notice, she was madly in love with Keith. The catch of the town, the muse behind the beautiful paintings she began producing and displaying all around the house. "What do you think of this one baby?" Evangeline would call from the room she had made into her studio. "Baby?" she'd call with no answer.

Keith wasn't home from work yet, late again for the 25th time that month. Evangeline's eyes looked up at the clock. The ticking was loud, invading every corner of the room. "He must be getting me something special this time, a gift maybe." she smiled speaking loudly over the sound of the clock, imagining Keith coming through the door with a huge present for her.

"I'm so sorry I've been late all these days my little peanut he'll say!" Evangeline mumbled.

"I've been planning a huge surprise for you my one true love he'll say!" Evangeline screamed running to the clock and ripping it off the wall.

Keith came into the kitchen, and it was the last thing Evangeline remembers from that night. Or at least that is what she told the nurses at Lovecraft Asylum. Many more memories remained from that night, but she didn't want to recall them to these nurses, these doctors. They just didn't understand! She had been admitted not too long after the incident by the local sheriff's office, as it seemed most appropriate than sitting in the jail cell.


OID: Evangeline's universe is plagued with technology, as this is the trigger that caused her to kill her Husband, Keith. As one can imagine, the clock, cellphone text messages and phone calls to his mistress, and the different purchases and sites visited on their computer caused her OID madness. Technology items turn into monsters and make very LOUD noises. Screeching noises. Even watches seem to tick at deafening pitches.

Monster: Keith is Evangeline's personal boogeyman. He appears in the kind male who tends to get too close. The monsters in normal everyday appliances appear as normal women but soon become very disfigured women; missing limbs, sunken eyes and features, claws, screaming voices, demons of sorts. They leave her disoriented with the loud noises, and she cant escape them unless her sight and hearing senses are blocked by something.

Key: Evangeline needs to find her roots back to her painting days. Recreating her painting from that night would unleash her from the demons. She needs to find someone who gives her the flame inside her heart to produce the painting that she had created that night that her OID was born from.

Preferences
Loves: Outside. Quiet. Hot baths.
Likes: Dessert. Working with her hands. Hugs.
Dislikes: Being told what to do. Ketchup.
Hates: Loud noises. Technology. Keith.

Voice Audition: I have a little bit of a cold right now, so my character's voice might change just a tad bit when I get over the cold! But my monologue is from Heavy Rain- also where I kind of got the idea from my character from- so I hope you enjoy~

Evangeline
I'd be interested!
Do we have to have a high knowledge of the game Watch Dogs- or just basic knowledge will be okay?
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