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LowKey123 said
also: Evangeline: I don't have enough pockets.
Sonya: You have one in your chest, and two in your pants.


Evangeline: I have 3 pockets in my pants actually.
Sonya: .....
Evangeline: *shows that she has a pocket on her underwear*
Sonya: -the red sea of Sonya: parts inside her nostril canals-
Evangeline: I thought you were smart Sonya. You have glasses.
Plightz said
Write a book, I'll read it. Write one.


Wait till you see what I have in store for you.

Tokki said
I SEE FOOD PORN


*covers your eyes* Noo noo noo. Nothing to see here.

LowKey123 said
Also nose bleeds. Forgot about the nose bleeds. She'd be nosebleeding so fucking hard.


At least then Evangeline would know you're human.
She'd probably take comfort in it. Start pointing at your nose bleed:
"I KNEW YOU WERE CAPABLE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS.
I KNEW I HEARD YOU TOOT IN YOUR SLEEP."
BlackCat said
Love that no one questions the fact that Iris has a form, she gets out a pencil, and then gets up and gets another form.


Evangeline will be SOOO on to you.
(when she finally gets the chance to really interact)

But probably so off as well. Probably think you're a cyborg.
Be like, "She can't see cause her eyes aren't calibrated yet. I got this Iris, stand back!"
*tries to find her control panel* -grabs da booty- "must be a chest compartment"
-grabs da chest- "What kind of batteries do you take Iris? C's? D's? I'm going to guess 9VOLTS!"
LowKey123 said
OhMyGod


Omg. Delete that. You're gonna get yourself banned.
Plightz said
Please, no xD


Laughinggg <3
LowKey123 said
In reality:"Oh you like it, huh?"heheheheheh


In reality: "Why does this one look like it has Jeremy's head?"
WinterNightSky said
@Misscapncrunch: I like.


I like you. c:
LowKey123 said
That's why it was worth it.


Let's take a moment for you to imagine Evangeline as your room mate.


Evangeline: Oh is this your diary?
Sonya: -brain explodes-
Evangeline: I've never seen such detailed drawings of yuri before.
Sonya: -glasses explode-
I felt very naughty waiting 10 years for that picture to load.
So worth it. Evangeline is hot hot hot like a tater tot. (:
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