NuttsnBolts is a Moderator. They assist users and keep the forum running smoothly. They have power across all forums.
Avatar of NuttsnBolts

Status

Recent Statuses

2 mos ago
Current With $1AUD you can obtain 18,911 Vietnamese Dong... That's more Dong than Bonnie Blue!
5 mos ago
3) Pineapple belongs on Pizza.
5 likes
5 mos ago
2) Ensure you are the legal age of 18 before you participate in any mature roleplays. The staff have and will continue to ban any users who actively choose to partake in a roleplay involving a minor.
10 likes
5 mos ago
1) Guild is not a therapy site. If you are experiencing any mental struggles it is advised that you seek professional help.
10 likes

Bio

Most Recent Posts

Good day Cara!
Ah, alrighty then. US times zones always confuse me cause it's such a wide country. Talking to some friends in Skype and it's only about 5pm for them.

Hopefully tomorrow will run smoothly for you. :)
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
Half the ads I get on my laptop are for remote control hobby sites, mostly cause I use them a lot, and the other half are for Led glasses known as dropshades (happen to look at the site one time to see what they were).

On my mobile they seem to be mostly generic ads with an occasional university or android ad.

What I have noticed is AVG went nuts over an ad in the IRC chat that I accident click on once.
What's your plans for the day?
Night Pikachu, and morning all. :)
@pure493 Somehow I'm imagining this like the scene out of the fifth element. Lol
So I know that some of you all work in retail and I want to hear some of those amazing stories that we all have about customers. I'll give 2 examples that I had in the past few months:

A few months ago a customer came to me and was asking for some information about Seasol, a plant root tonic.

Me: "Well you just water it on your plants and it will help the roots grow to be nice and healthy."
Customer: "So if I put a bottle load on my dick and rooted my missus, my dick will grow in length?"
Me: o___O

I just had to walk away from this guy...


One day I witnessed an 8 year old kid run up and down an aisle with a pitchfork, swinging it at people and stabbing items of stock while yelling, "I'M HUNTING ZOMBIES!!!"


So yes, please share cause I'm sure that there's some shocking stories out there that we can laugh at.
"What do you mean, breaking news?! THIS is the breaking news!!!"

Lexie looked over to see a reporter screaming at some of the other workers telling them to get back into position and explaining why her story wasn't on the network, instead there was this heavily broadcasted police chase that seemed to be taking up all the real estate. Images of a hover-bike speeding and weaving within the traffic could be seen, all with this unusual trailer of water containing some poor innocent victim.

"Breaking news, we are just following a pursuit on the Cross City Motorway and we are crossing over to Matthew in the Channel 7 News Helicopter. Matthew what can you see?"

"Thank you. Well as you all can see we are following this Hover-bike that has already caused serious damage to another vehicle after it's magnetic trailer broke off, hit a wall and crashed into an unsuspecting driver. Fortunately the driver is free of injury and medical personal have arrived at the scene, but this a rather unusual chase..."
The camera zoomed in onto the people involved in order to give the public the best viewing experience.
"...There seems to be three personnel involved with one looks like it's a prisoner within a ball of water and another almost like a..."

"...cyborgel," The words came out of Lexie's mouth as she instantly recognised to body structure of the female, "They were supposed to be decommissioned... and this one is using powers?"

Looking out towards the horizon Lexie could see the approximate area where this chaos was taking place due to the high concentration of aerial units. At that same moment the rain stopped as though it was being sucked into a concentrated mass around the helicopters. She looked up to see the clouds were still positioned above but the rain wasn't being produced, and as she bought her eyes back to examine the people around her she noticed her boss, Mr Kagome, over to the side talking to one of the other employees.

Lexie's temperature began to rise as she stormed over towards her boss. He looked up to see his female secretary raise both hands in the air, eyes beginning to show signs of green and shout in the most obnoxious way, "BUJI!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!"
<Snipped quote by NuttsnBolts>

Good morning.

I took a 3 hour nap from my new job. It is a job where they told me I was going to work the day and now they want me to work the night shifts with 16 hour days coming up..... back to back on a permanent basis for low wages.... Yeah, :P.


Ew. That sucks! Isn't there any rulings that say you're not allowed to work for that extent of time, and if you got employed for a day job and put on nights, could you argue that they fed you false information?
Evening all!

Who's awake and how are you?
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet