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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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I'm already starting to like Lola, even if she's nutty. Very, very nutty.
Jakob Norheim & Silvio Colani





"I love the smell of dead Nazis in the evening."

Jakob's words flew light as a feather over the eiry silence that had fallen over the small barhouse in Ulm, quite the contrast to the scene that had unfolded itself just a few short moments earlier. If one hadn't seen or spoken with Jakob before, you would think he was a psycopath, plain and simply. But if you had had that honour, you would still think that very same thought, only that you knew why, and that he sometimes sounded like a sane person. The silence was of course disturbed by the barmaid screaming and their heavy boots exiting the barhouse, but it was still quiet.

Too quiet.

As they got to their escape vehicle, Jakob threw his Bren-gun onto the flatbed of the Opel and climbed up. It would have to work, and if it didn't, Jakob was sure as hell going to make it work. He reloaded the Bren-gun, tossing the empty magazine into a satchel at his side; if they could hide the fact that they weren't using German weaponry, the better. The panzerfaust neatly hidden beneath the benches was a pleasnet surprise, though at the same time not a surprise; Jakob knew that Robert had this all planned out. "Just leave that to me, Lukasz. We need you with the Spandau more than me with the Bren."

Silvio on the other hand didn't have the pleasure of getting his hands on a well-made, German AT-weapon that would revolutionize infantry-warfare for decades to come. No, as he himself thought to himself so descriptively; Yeah sure, let the Italian drive the fuckin' car.
Because ALL Italians drives a cab in New York and New Jersey...
His facial expression was rather the same, though he kept quiet and instead focused on getting the car to start. It was easy enough, thanks to the key still standing in the ignition, not that he couldn't have started it without it.

"Hold onto your butts, bambini, we're out of here!" Silvio shouted to those on the back of the Opel as he stepped on the pedal, forcing the German transport-truck to move from its immobile state and away from the scene of utter carnage. The Opel moved down the road Robert had pointed out to him at a speed most truck-drivers probably wouldn't feel safe with, especially not during the winter. Silvio on the contrary was in a hurry; he had a train to catch.

And as if on a well-place queue in a theatre-production of some well-written Broadway-musical, a sizeable group of German soldiers appeared in the street right in-front of the speeding Opel-Blitz. And they were armed. "Incoming, hold on!" Silvio, contrary to common sense of a motorist, only pressed the pedal further down onto the floor as the truck sped up towards the Germans. A few of them actually stood their ground and opened fire, but most were smarter than that. In a split second, the Opel-Blitz rammed straight into the two Germans brave enough to face down a speeding truck - a really bad idea. The impact of bones and flesh getting mashed into the metal front-grill of the car sent shivers down the spine of lesser men, but Silvio kept on driving. The remaining Germans watched in horror as their comrades got run over by a truck, and promptly fired back at them.

"Jaywalkers. Fucking hate them."
And just because I'm not sure Haakon will get out of that prison alive, here's my character-submission. Hope he will need not much reworking, and that he'll join the group in distrusting Haakon C:

I hope it didn't, I was looking forward to some shooting and under-cover action :C
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Qasr El Nil Barracks



It was understatement to imply that Haakon was annoyed by the fact that his notes had been confiscated; it was truly a blow down below the belt. This surely that the honourable establishment of the British Army would take great care of studying it and hand-picking what they saw as just cause to gag him. To Haakon, this was the standard of how to silence the Press if they read something they didn't like. It was even further a smack to his face that the Norwegian Embassy was in the process of translating it.

These troubles became specks of dirt compared to what the Lord-Major continued to say.

Haakon remainded silent for the duration of the conversation primarly between Josephine and Lord-Major Keystone, taking in the fact that they were wanted at the prison for questioning in regards to the murder. The way the honourable Lord-Major put it, made it sound like it was they who had perpetrated the murder of last night. It came as a bigger surprise that they had been treated as good as they had been and would be, all with the protection and representation from the British Crown. Haakon was still annoyed that his notes were now in their hands, but he would be sure to thank them for their effort to help them regardless.

And of course the man representing them was none other than the disturbingly amusing corporal from the previous night, as there was no mistaking from his high-pitched voice - if one could call the piercing shriek that emmited from his mouth a voice. As the representative from the prison, from now Haakon recognized as the man from earlier, Haakon put a comforting hand on Josephine's shoulder and adressed the Lord-Major. "Thank you, Lord-Mayor Sir for your support. We'll be sure to repay it, even for our differences."



Alexander Polawski



Location: North Of Newnan (Veterans Memorial Park - Corner of Temple Ave. & Jackson St.)




The old man kept up his pace through the still mentionable layer of snow as he moved ever towards his destination, not that he knew what it was or when he would reach it. And for good measure, only he was allowed to call him 'old'. If you did, well, you might not like the old man standing in front of you with an axe. But alas, Alexander was alone right there, and nobody was in any position to call him by names.

Alexander turned a corner, avoiding what he had suspected was a building about to collapse, when he was met by a street filled with snow. Lots of it, as if the road workers hadn't been doing their job for years. Alexander certainly wasn't going to pick a shovel and start shovelling away the snow. But the snow meant that whatever Walker was in the street, probably was still frozen beneath the masses of snow. Hopefully. And since Alexander was in no mood to turn around, he kept on walking, albit at a slow and careful pace.

As far as Alexander knew, the street he had entered was only inhabited by the massive flanks of snow surrounding him. But he still looked over his shoulder once in a while and scanned the windows of the surrounding buildings every so often, just to be sure. He knew from past experiences that this would have been a perfect ambush-sight, especially for greens. And while he was looking as diligently as he could from his position down at the street, he was only hoping that it didn't come back to bite him in the ass later. Alexander caught sight of what he thought was an old café beside him, though he suspected it was as empty the Devil's promise, and sighed. "Damnit, I could really use some coffee right now..."

@Lady AmaltheaUnderstood. Not sure why I thought she was outside when she sung. Will post now.
@Lady AmaltheaSo he hears Lola singing somewhere down the street and effectivly stumbles upon a tank with two people from behind a pile of snow?
@Lady AmaltheaWould he have seen the tank before Lola noticed him? Just so I know that he would have time to react and decide whether or not to approach it.
@Lady AmaltheaNeed to ask this just to be sure; Is it Alexander that Lola saw coming down the street, or is he still wandering southward all alone like Tom Hanks in Castaway?
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