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Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
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@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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@Fish of OblivionBasically what people meant 500 years ago was probably that God was going to kill you, save you after he kills you, save your children before he makes you kill them, kill the savages that doesn't believe in him. Then again they could possibly mean that they were oppressed peasents with no real representation in government.



As for the Anime...Let's just say you might meet a fate worse than if you don't post soon xD
@SigurdKILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:The Prison



"Straight to the case then. At least they aren't wasting time, that's something." Haakon said in a lowered voice as they were 'escorted' through the prison and towards the so-called 'Warden'. They were walked to and through a corridor, although its condition was giving Haakon the doubts that anything in the prison actually could be classified as a proper building. It felt more and more like a ruin, or at least something not far from it.

And then he saw Him. The Thief. The bloodied, beaten-up low-life snake named Abbas appeared before them, being dragged past and away. But any sympathy he might have had for a man almost beaten to death was vacant; this man deserved none, Haakon thought, especially when they were in that same spot just because of him. But that smile, that gloating smile gave Haakon a bad feeling. Haakon tried to hold a steady face, though his eyes shot daggers in Abbas' direction.

The Warden himself, however, he tried as best he could not to swallow too loudly. If this was their interrogater, Haakon might even be glad to get out of this place with just half his teeth left, though he was more afraid for what he would do to Josephine. Giving her a look of defiance, he sighed quietly and stepped towards the door he was pointed to. "Be gentle with him, Jo."
@Fish of OblivionI have no idea except to invoke a goldfish-pun xD An obvlivious goldfish. Please don't murder me.

That is actually interesting, and surprisingly it fits into one of my subjects for the semester on how history has been viewed in the past. And of course it was the Germans who brought down Camelot! Or the Belgians...or commies...





Alexander Polawski



Location: North Of Newnan (2 Temple Avenue)




Dunk

The tiny glimmer of hope that had passed through Alexander's head the moment he felt the door knob turn, vanished into the spring air of Georgia like the melting snow under its slow but sure baking sun. Even for a good push at the door didn't give an inch. Just his luck. The stuck door was - for now - the only thing that stood in his way to reach the sacred coffee mugs and tea cups that his new aquintances wished for. As he stood there, he wondered if kids at his time would have done the same, or if that day's generation were just nuts. Wasn't this the end of the world, after all?

Then again, his hands probably preferred holding a cup rather than the plastic itself. Not what they got in the Army, but hey, what good had they done for him these past 40-so years?

With a loud thud and creak, the heel of the elder's boot connected with the door just beside the knob. The door budged ever so slightly, and even more with the second kick. The third did its job, forcing the door open for him enter. With the light shining in from behind him, he recongized the room to be a living room, not entirely different than what he had had back home. Even the moldy carpet was in the same style that his wife had...

Alexander shook his head, focusing on the remainder of the room. This wasn't time for memories. He saw the open door to the left, the two doors further down the hall and the tiles, but not much more due to the darkness. His axe would make short work of that at least, as he turned the blade of it around to use the back of it. You know, the pointy bit that nobody except firemen know what's called? It wasn't difficult to pull the blankets and sheets down, though without any finesse or anything salvagable. But hopefully it would be easier to search the house now; not for the blessed mugs, but for Walkers.

The open door on the left was his first destination, slowly walking forward with his axe raised, ready to chop down on anyone and anything foolish enough to fuck with the old grunt. It would be easier to search the whole house if he knew that it was safe, and so that was his first priority.

Thinking back to it, Alexander wasn't all that surprised not to find any Walkers inside the room to the left. They would probably have heard the knocking on - and knocking down of - the door quite easily, yet the room was deserted of life. The axe in his hand lowered down, he walked into the middle of the room and looked around. It looked like a second living-room, or a media-room that were in back before shit hit the fan. A large tv mounted on the wall gave off his reflection, making his heart jump ever so slightly from the movement, but he was still alone.

A part of life he still dealt with every day.

Aside from dvd's and other disks, one of which read "Call of Duty" something-something to which he payed little interest, his eyes could hardly believe what they told Alexander clearly was there; tea cups, a pot and several other silver items. Perhaps Lady Luck was finally giving him a favourable look after all those years? He asked himself if he should just get the tea-set now and go, for it would have been easier that way surely. But easy didn't always mean good enough, especially not when the other rooms still weren't searched by him. No, the tea-set could wait for a little while. He still needed to clear the rest of the house before searching further. Who knew, perhaps he could ride shotgun on the Stuart if he brought something more?

Alexander exited the room and reentered the living room, looking just the same as he left it. The hallway on his left was still there, no surprise really, but he walked with caution down it. No place was safe until you knew for certain no hostiles were left, not before nor after. He had learned that the hard way. Walking down the hall, he stopped in front of the two doors just to listen quickly for any movement or sound behind them. Not sure if he heard anything - thank you very much old age, rock music and constant M-16 fire for all that -, he opened the door on the right.

Like the previous room, it was as empty as a burned-out Vietnamese village after the Marines had flown by. Alexander's first sight was the bed frame in the center, stripped clean of its mattress and everything else that actually made a bed noteworthy. The rest of the room appeared as empty as the frame, except from the open windows that let the light in. He thought to himself that was odd, seen as the front window was covered up when he got there. Had those that scavanged this house gone in through the window instead of the front door? It wasn't a terrible idea, really, the element of surprise.

At first the second door wasn't of interest to him, seen as it probably led further into the house and he was going through the hallway either way. But as he turned around to go back out to the hall, he stopped. Going through that door wasn't perhaps as bad an idea? At best it would just end up in the kitchen or somewhere else. At worst there was a Walker behind it, and they couldn't open doors, just bash them down. It was a plan then; not a brilliant one, but still a plan. He stepped to the door, and tried to open it while holding his axe ready.

This was just brilliant, except that Alexander wanted to get through that door. Like the front door, only the knob was actually moving as he wanted. His eyes wandered to the frame of the door, seeing what appeared to be the problem; it was stuck in the frame. Okay, what did you do if your plan went to shits? You change and adapt as best you can, but always stick to a plan.

"Fuck this, back to plan A."

Alexander's new plan was to turn around and exit the room back into the hall, and proceed as before down the hall. Were there any Walkers there at all? So far he hadn't seen or heard anything, but that meant he was either lucky or just raising the risk of him encountering something worse. And so he kept walking down the hall.

Alexander couldn't see much from where he stood, except the table and chairs. Was going further on worth the risk? The whole house seemed pretty torn-apart for useful stuff already, and a kitchen was one of the first places to be looted. Lola would get her tea-set alright, so in her book he might have been okay. But Thalia wanted proper coffee-cups...spoiled kid these days. Still...

But he wasn't going to go in blind, so to speak. He backtracked to the sitting room with the silver platter, and grabbed one of the empty tin cans. Back into the hall, he looked once again into the partial darkness of the kitchen-area, still nothing of interest visible. He wasn't going in blind, that was always a stupid move. Gathering intel was a top priority and what won battles, hell it won wars, and that was what he was going to do. The tin can he had picked up, he threw as hard as he could into the darkness and waited. Any Walker still 'alive' would - hopefully - hear it and head towards it. And then he could take it out at his own terms.

Silence, like the quiet before the storm or the lack of wildlife in the jungle just before an ambush. It felt like hours passed as Alexander just listened for anything out of the ordinary, but the silence gave him some form of confirmation that nothing sturred. For now. He kept on moving forward into the kitchen. Slow and steady won the race. At least that was what Alexander hoped as he walked into the darkness of the kitchen, headed for the covered up window over the sink. He did the same as the first window, hooking the blankets with his axe and pulling them off. Hopefully this wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass later, or in the leg because some idiot didn't finish of a Walker without legs.
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Following Escort To Prison -> The Prison



"Okay, let us stick to that thought. Hopefully we'll have a small space of time to get to the Corporal and forward the message, whatever that message will be more specific. We're not under British Law in this land, but we surely must have some legal rights here as foreigneers, like having a short word with him...even if he's a British Corporal. Oh, I know too little of this country..."

Haakon had to grin at Josephine's mention of the Corporal, for it was probably true that his shrieking voice could travel all across Cairo. Probably even further than any radio in Egypt. But the dark reality returned as they approached and reached their destination: The Prison. It was an abysmall sight really, worse than Haakon had expected, and he feared that it would not improve. But with one last look at his friend in the truck, he grinned briefly before exiting. "Perhaps I shall have to forget my passable English then? Okay, maybe not, but still a thought?"

The heel of his shoes hit the dirty ground of the prison, leaving a small cloud of dust or sand around his feet and an ever larger forshadowing feeling of something bad to come. The looks from the guards were far from better, but he knew that a weak man would probably not leave this place, regardless of his innocence. Better to look calm and collected, right? Haakon turned around to Josephine and held out his hand to her, if she so wished assistance. Then again, she was an American with an actual spine, so perhaps she'd show that to those Egyptian thugs of law?


Alexander Polawski



Location: North Of Newnan (Veterans Memorial Park - Corner of Temple Ave. & Jackson St.)




Alexander looked at Thalia, then at Lola and back to Thalia for a few moments. He had to let it sink it what they were asking him to do in order to get their trust. Well really it was the MRE-cocco that was the carrot hung in front of him, but completing it was perhaps a way to show that he was willing to give something back. Even if it was just to go and find a tea-set. "Really?" was his initial response, taking another sip of his wonderful plastic bag of coffee. But quickly he drank the rest of his instant-coffee, folded the plastic into his pocket, and jumped off the tank.

"Roger that, Sergeant. Thalia. And here, if you want to get hold of me without having to shout. I'll be coming back for it, just so you know." Alexander said to both of them as he pulled up the spare walkie-talkie he had carried around, checking the batteries and tuning it to the same frequency as his personal radio before handing it to either of them. It couldn't hurt to be on the safe side, right? So with his fire axe in his hand, he walked off.

He couldn't believe that he was doing this; going on a search for cups and tea-sets in order to gain a small bag of chocolate, and more hopefully their trust. And of course it was the ones with the tank that told him that. It reminded him all too much of the tankers who made the grunts do the dirty work, while themselves sat back and listened to the radio. And just like back then, all he could do was to accept the order and complete it. The world didn't seem to change.

He decided to check out the house that had given him the sudden urge for a cup of coffee. It could have been a sign, for had he not just then gotten that coffee he wished for? As he trodded through the snowy path he had left, he looked back to where the Stuart was meant to be. Hidden behind a large pile of snow, he wasn't surprised that he hadn't seen it. He turned back to the building he was about to search, looking through the frosted windows. It was difficult to see anything, partly because of the darkness inside. Just his luck. It was only one way in then; Alexander walked over to the door, and tried to open it.
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Following Escort To Prison



"Josephine, I am all willing and intented on planning our Plan B so to speak, don't get me wrong. But I am inclinded not to make it apparent for our current captors that we are doing it right behind their backs." Haakon leaned in and whispered back to Josephine, a seriousness washing over his hushed voice that he himself not entirely recognized. He agreed wholeheartedly with her, they needed to have a plan for escape and, or, contacting the Lord-Major if things went sour. And that was excatly what this whole venture tasted of now.

What the man continued to say didn't help in that matter. At first Haakon gave a puzzled look at Josephine, not realizing who it was they had handed off to the local police. His eyes opened wide. "That Abbas-character, he's lied to the police, probably to clear his own name and smudging ours...But how can they believe him? He just escaped from the prison!" Haakon's little faith in the Egyptian police was further deterioting, for how could it be that a journalist and American movie star was taken to prison in such a vehicle just because a criminal said so? He really didn't like this. "Okay dear, how do you propose we contact the Lord-Major? Send the Corporal back to give him a message, get someone else to do it, or telephone him from the prison? Any ideas from your time on the silver screen?"
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Following Escort To Prison



"...I beg your pardon, sir?"

While Haakon far from enjoyed the situation Josephine and he had ended up in, all with their escort in this criminal's wagon and that, the single word that he heard from the front made him look with a concerned face; Interrogation. So that was why they were inside that vehicle of criminal captivation, because they were seen upon as suspects of the murder, not witnesses to it. At least that was Haakon assumed, seen as they were to be interrogated. And even a naive Norwegian journalist knew what they involved.

He looked at Josephine after this exchange with the ones driving, his gears furiously grinding inside his mind in search of a clear-cut solution to this predicament. But all he managed to say was this; "Right now, Jo dear, I only hope and pray that the truth itself shall set us free, for I have no other plans." For right at that moment, Haakon felt frightened for the first time in a long while. He knew that the truth were on both their sides, but he feared that it meant little to their now Egyptian captors.


Alexander Polawski



Location: North Of Newnan (Veterans Memorial Park - Corner of Temple Ave. & Jackson St.)




It was quickly becoming appearant to Alexander that he had already pushed, or was by no pushing his luck with his questions. He couldn't blame them, him suddenly appearing out of the blue and asking them things they apparently didn't knew or cared for, especially when he was a stranger. Besides, he had the MRE coffee, so he should probably have been grateful, even without any cup to drink it from.

"I understand. Just asking, old man's habit. I like to know what my options are, seen as I'm not about to force myself into your group without permission." Alexander said back to Lola and Thalia, his voice toned with a sort of dissapointed restraint, but not annoyance. Still standing around the warm grill, he prepared himself the instant coffee the G.I. way of pouring hot water straight into the MRE-package, even if he was having a little trouble holding it in his hands. Still, it was better than nothing.

Alexander placed his bum at the side of the tank, looking thoughtfully out onto the snow and keeping quiet. If they weren't in a mood for talking, he wasn't about to annoy them with his chatter. Not that he was sure they were going to let him stay with them, as he had previously stated. He knew that newcomers always were looked upon with suspicion, regardless if you were a soldier or a survivor. Even if Lola was the odd one of the two, he still wanted to keep that option open. So for now he silently and, for the first time, peacefully sipped the coffe he held in his hand, significantly quieter than Lola.

He sighed happily. The coffee tasted like heaven.
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