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1 yr ago
Current I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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1 yr ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
1 yr ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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@Vampiretwilight DID YOU FIND THE BROOM CLOSET-ENDING? I LOVED THE BROOM CLOSET-ENDING!
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1 yr ago
Anyone up for some esoteric fun with cosmic horror? Wait! The stars are soon right! Tekeli-Li!
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@Haydrian Cindel Richard would probably resent that sentiment, considering Ferd has't got law-enforcment experience or is licensed lol.
@Gurren1Will-co! I'll think of something

@Haydrian CindelWell if Richard has heard of Ferd, he'll be sceptical since he calls himself an "investigator" when he's really not. I'm fine by them not having crossed paths.

@Gurren1My thoughts too, he's got something in mind. Also would you mind Richard having seen Ambrose earlier? Like in a boxing match in New York or something?
@Haydrian CindelI find the attempt of Fred to appear as if he's some sort of authority quite amusing, and so do Richard I think lol.
Hope my opening was reasonable, having noticed all of you and that nosey guy across the street?

Richard Barker


New York City, about a week ago.

Passing cars and pedestrians constructed elaborate shadows on the inside of Private Detective Barker's office, obscured and warped by the neon lights and glass window looking on through what was a too-small office for how much he did. Filing cabinets, shelves and drawers, a desk and a chair illuminated by a simple lamp hanging from the ceiling. A single thin chimney of cigarette smoke drifted up towards the lamp, dancing in a myriad of different colors. It was late in the evening, just past his usual business-hours, but here Richard sat, reading.

Richard had read the letter a few times over at this point, nearly done with the cigarette he'd placed dryly on his lips twenty minutes ago. He was thinking, trying to wrap his head around the contents of the letter written by a certain Harry Everfield of Arkham, Massachusetts - or rather, the incoherent rambling of words that could barely be called a letter at all. The gumshoe was no stranger to odd-ball letters from odd-ball looneys, having read his clients' letters and some sent to him. Only one thing difference stood out to him that kept him from crumbling it up into a ball and tossing in the garbage.

The name: Jeremy Stockhold.

Boston, Massachusetts, one day ago.

It was the name that had ensured Richard was driving north later that week. He was heading first for Boston, a logical mid-stop before he contiuned towards the small city of Arkham further up the Atlantic Coast. Richard had thought a lot about that man, Jeremy Stockhold as he drove down newly-paved motorways and rickety country roads, before making it to Boston to stay for the night. Well really he had thought a lot about the whole letter. Who was this Harry Everfield, why was he and the house being watched and beaten up like a Sicillian protection racket, and why did he want Richard to be contacted? He'd only met Jeremy a few times - once when he was contracted to find a certain book and once when he dropped off the book in Arkham.

It was as if it was one huge elaborate joke, and not a very good one either. Richard certainly wasn't laughed. He'd contemplated just forgetting the whole shitshow this was, and he certainly didn't rush out of New York. Slowly his mind had began to turn the cogs like they used to with old, unsolved cases. And annoyed as he was about it, he knew he wouldn't get any rest before he at least went to Arkham to see just what kind of flim-flam this was.

He wasn't going in blind as a bat stupidly drunk on hooch, however. One of his stops in Boston was the police department, having contacted an old buddy from the NYPD who'd transferred after some rather unfortunate incident years ago. The usual pleasentries were exchanged, questions about his work and his missing daughter quickly gone over, before Richard got square. Had he heard about an Arkham-fella named Harry Everfield? Only a slow head-shake was the answer from his buddy, followed by a promise to do some digging until next time. Asked whey Richard was going to Arkham, Richard raised his shoulders as he took a drag of his cigarette, walking out of the department doors; "I guess it's out of habit, ol' pal. I'm an old hound, chasing old leads that go nowhere, trying to put my mind at ease."

Arkham, Massachusetts, today.

The old town of Arkham hadn't changed much since Richard visited it last. The same rickety rooftops and spires dotted the sky line, partially concealed behind a veil of the downpour of rain. Arkahm expatriates he'd crossed paths with before claimed that it never really stopped raining back where they came from. While the private detective didn't take their nostalgic musing of their native home literarly, he could understand why they felt so. Driving from the south through Salem and Beverly, he'd seen the rainclouds far ahead of him as he left Boston. Hugging the sea on his right as he drove through Kingsport, he'd decided to don his raincoat neatly packed in the back of his green Ford 1924. And he was glad he'd done that.

Driving north Richard came into Arkham proper from the southeast, driving onto the corner of Washington Street and Peabody Avenue. In the distance he could see the hints of what he'd been told was Miscatonic University, the pride of Arkham. Not much else to pride themselves in, the people Richard drove past all looked just as miserable as people did back home in New York, just less fancy lights and signs. To Richard they honestly looked like just normal everyday people.

"Hey, excuse me pal..." Richard called out to a passing man, dressed like a blue-collar worker who might have been headed home for a quick lunch, slowing the car to a halt at the side of the street. "South Curlew Drive, where am I headed?" The worker stopped to look at the man in the car, clearly not a native to Arkham from his New York tounge and need for directions. Eyeing the outsider for a moment, he however turned to point down the road. "Well ya got to keep drivin' down the avenue all the way to the rivah'. Go ovah' the bridge and turn left on High Lane, then keep driving 'till ya' hit North West Street and drive north. Just past the train station, can't miss it. Just keep ya' automobile on the road, mister." "Yeah thanks pal, I will."

Through the streets of Arkham, over the bridged Miskatonic River and past stores, churches, hotels and other places, Richard finally found himself parking in what have been South Curlew Drive. It wasn't the adress he had trouble with, in as much that old towns like Arkham was so archaic that the new street signs occasionally didn't correspond with the old names. It was the damn fog, keeping the Ford to a slow pace as Richard scanned the houses for the right number. On his left he noticed an odd looking fella smoking a cigar or something, eyeballing him as if he had a massive scar across his face. Oh yeah, he did.

On his right however he finally found the house, looking worse for wear than must have been Jeremy's neighbours. "You sure let your setup slip, didn't you Jeremy?" Richard muttered to himself, pulling up to the sidewalk a couple of houses afterwards. Passing the derelict ruin of a mad house sitter, the private detective saw the people congregating outside the house; a mountain of a man looking like a badly concealed G-man, another further back looking like your average Joe carrying a case. This was going to get crowded then, considering the letter mentioned more than Richard alone being contacted. Richard felt like he was behind the 8-ball, he rarely worked in teams these days.

"Let's get this over with then..." he continued to mutter, turning off the ignition and exiting the Ford. Rain poured down onto him like old guilt overcame you before the big sleep, making Richard turn up the coat and pulling the hat down his face as he casually walked back towards the house and the people. About to call out to the mean-looking torpedo outside Jeremy's house, he was cut off by another guy popping his head out of the door and shouting something. Something about seeing any paint on a window? Richard slowed his pace, looking back and forth between the bulky man outside and the ragged loud-mouth on the inside. "Oh shit, it's gonna be one of those cases, ain't it ol' Barker?"

"No paint on that window of yours, pal. The place sure could need a few buckets of it though, this place looks worse that a whorehouse at lowtide. Who are you? Harry Everfield?"
@Haydrian Cindel Here you go, Richard Barker, Private Detective! One of my favourite characters, hope he's acceptable.

Good evening. May I throw in my interest in this esoteric tale of cosmic horror?@Haydrian Cindel
@Yankee Goodie! Cynthia is accepted, please do post her in the Character Thread and proceed to post in the IC.
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