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7 mos ago
Current I haaate my joooob, (I hate myyy joooob), 'cause it sucks the spirit outta meeeeee.
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8 mos ago
Quit my job after 6 years to go into a whole new line of work. Scary stuff, scarier than any horror film.
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9 mos ago
I'm sure there's a lotta "The kids are distracted with their new toys, come to the bedroom" scenarios on Christmas day. That or just gifts of intimacy that come only on Christmas and Brithdays
9 mos ago
I've recently been playing the Huns in Barbarian Invasion! First time really properly playing that game or even a non-roman faction after hundreds of hours
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12 mos ago
Literally everyone cancelled on my 4th of July party. Ffs.
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I might be interested... I've got a character or two who could be kinda fun for this.
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Rust and Sydney exchange glances then Sydney busts out laughing*
Sydney: His woman?! Bahahahaha! In his f&$#in' dreams!
*Rust looks at Nonac and Furia*
Rust: The Hell is up with them...
*Sydney takes of her mask and wipes her eyes*
Sydney: Ohh... that's funny. That's really funny... You're old enough to be my granddad!
*Rust glares at her*
Rust: Don't push it. Not get your act together, we got a job to do. See anything yet?
*Sydney shakes her head*
Sydney: Nope. No meth, coke, cash or gold. Nothing of value.
Rust: Keep lookin' there's got to be something around here... Bain wouldn't send us for nothing.

*Iris sighs and sits next to Hanna. She smiles slightly down at her*
Iris: So... what did you think of them? I didn't like them... not a one... they just felt... wrong.
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Sydney growls and slips the mask on before drawing a silenced pistol*
Sydney: Weak woman?! I'll show you f*$%in' weak ya c*$*!
*She aims her gun at Nonac's face and is about to shoot when Rust yells at her, having heard the commotion*
Rust: Sydney! Cut the s*%#! You know the drill! No masking up before we're all ready!
*Sydney pauses slightly and looks between Rust and Nonac angrily*
Sydney: Why should I f*#&in' care! This basta-
Rust: Enough damnit!
*He looks between Nonac and Furia*
Rust: Get outta here, and don't piss off Syndey again, understand?
*He sizes up to Nonac, almost equally broad and tall, albeit a bit older*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Sydney laughs*
Sydney: Is that a f*#^ing sword!? What is this 1493?!
*She pulls out a mask and dangles it from one hand*
Sydney: Listen here you middle-age s*&$-head, come near me with either that sword, or your other one and your little wifey there will be planning a funeral okay?
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Sydney looks up at the Barbarians*
Sydney: Th' f&#$ you lookin' at tossers?
*She looks aggressively at them and takes a few steps forwards*
Sydney: The hell are you wearing?
*She looks at their furs in confusion*
Sydney: There a ren-fest in town I don't know about?
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Horus sees the flash but is unable to move out of the way in time and gets hit*

*Sydney is sitting in the gym on her phone, bored out of her skull*

*Jimmy is absolutely plastered and half-asleep on the bar*

*Rust is poking around the kitchen with a half-eaten sandwich in one hand*

*Dallas is standing outside the room, smoking a cigarette*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Iris nods and allows herself to be dragged off as the quartet stare at her*

*After Iris and Hanna are gone Dallas looks around at the others*
Dallas: Alright, you guys know the plan. Rust, kitchen. Sydney, Gym. Jimmy... Damnit where's Jimmy?!
*Jimmy had run off to the bar and was half-way though chugging a bottle of wine*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Dallas nods politely*
Dallas: Thank you Hanna, I'm Dallas. This is Jimmy, and Rust.
*He gestures to both his companions, Rust simply nods but Jimmy walks up to Hanna and aggressively shakes her whole arm*

*Jimmy's eyes are a little unfocused as he grins at Hanna*
Jimmy: How's it goin' luv? There and f*#&in' booze 'round 'ere?
*He looks around, sniffs and wipes his nose on his sleeve*

*Iris steps up to Jimmy and places a hand on his shoulder*
Iris: There's a bar over there.
*Her voice is colder than Hanna has ever heard it before as she speaks to Jimmy*

*Dallas was about to pull out a cigarette but stops as his mouth falls open and he stares up at Iris*
Dallas: Holy s*%#!

*Jimmy looks up at Iris, lets out a yelp of surprise and backs sharply into a wall*
Jimmy: Holy s*#@! It's a mutha-f*$&in' dragon! I thought them f*$&in' thinks only existed in f*%#in' stories!
*Jimmy reaches for something but Rust grabs his wrist and shakes his head at the drug-addled brit*

*Sydney is staring wide eyed at Iris and only Rust seems unperturbed by her*

*Iris looks a bit upset at all the attention and Jimmy calling her a dragon
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Jimmy groans*
Jimmy: Aww c'mon! Don' tell me we came all this f$&@ing way jus' fer- OWW! Rust you f&$*ing- OWW!
*Rust smacks Jimmy in the back of the head and mutters*
Rust: Shuttup you damn idiot!

*Dallas facepalms*
Dallas: ...I'm sorry about my... companion.
Jimmy: Yeah f*$# you too Dallas!
Dallas: Look, can we come in?

*Sydney laughs and smiles at Hanna and Iris*
Sydney: So you live here huh? Name's Sydney, how about you?
*She holds her hand out to shake*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*The man in the brown suit (Dallas) glances down at Hanna casually*
Dalla: Hello. Can you tell me what this place is?

*The wild-haired man (Jimmy) snorts and speaks in a heavy cockney accent*
Jimmy: It'sa big ol' place innit? F#&@in' 'uge!

*The Biker (Rust) peers over everyone's head and into the building, then makes a face as he sees Iris*
Rust: Awww what th' hell did we get ourselves into?

*The Woman (Sydney) winks at Hanna and speaks in a strong Australian accent*
Sydney: How's it goin'?

*Iris gets up and cautiously walks towards the door*
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