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7 mos ago
Current I haaate my joooob, (I hate myyy joooob), 'cause it sucks the spirit outta meeeeee.
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8 mos ago
Quit my job after 6 years to go into a whole new line of work. Scary stuff, scarier than any horror film.
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9 mos ago
I'm sure there's a lotta "The kids are distracted with their new toys, come to the bedroom" scenarios on Christmas day. That or just gifts of intimacy that come only on Christmas and Brithdays
9 mos ago
I've recently been playing the Huns in Barbarian Invasion! First time really properly playing that game or even a non-roman faction after hundreds of hours
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12 mos ago
Literally everyone cancelled on my 4th of July party. Ffs.
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In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan's head is smashed and his body crumples to the ground. His mind lashes out at Karma*
Togan: You help! Or I not be alive to be your slave! Need body to work! Stop it!

*Horus simply shakes his head*
Horus: Don't comment on things you don't understand.
*He doesn't seem upset or angry at Jillian, just vaguely disappointed, still concerned over his lover more than anything else*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan howls in agony and tries to remove the tentacles by yanking and clawing at them*

*Horus looks relieved*
Horus: Thank Danu...
*He frowns at her then sighs*
Horus: Hanna is... Well it's a long story, but let's just say it's not by choice her diet is what it is.
*He turns to open the door*
Horus: I'm going to see Iris, get cleaned up, then I can explain what I know about that storm.
*He nods once to Zeta*
Horus: You and I can be introduced later. Good day.
*He heads inside to find Iris*

*Sydney rubs her arms where they were pinning and glares at Hanna*
Sydney: An' here I was thinking you was just a little innocent f&$&ing kid...
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Sydney stares at Hanna in complete disbelief.*
Sydney: Wot.
*She looks incredulous*
Sydney: If you killed me, then how come I'm not dead!?
*Iris shakes her head*
Iris: We're... not sure... Hanna said you just...came back. My guess is probably some form of Necromancy. We need to see your blood.
*Sydney growls aggressively*
Sydney: Oh you'll see blood alright! Let me up!
*She starts struggling to sit up*

*Togan roars but it's quickly cut off as a muted cry of pain as his nose and ears are invaded*
*He grasps at the creature and tries to claw at it as he gurgles in agony*
*His brains don't feel like a normal being's, they're cold and lifeless*

*Horus takes a brief pause at the raised spear*
Horus: Woah! I'm not here to cause harm! Not to you at least.
*He looks at Jillian*
Horus: Tar-lightning-void dragon. Explain later. Where's Iris, is she okay?! John said she'd been shot!
*His tone is that of worry as he speaks, and he seems on the edge. Worried for his lover's safety*

In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan is electrocuted, but it seems to have little effect on him. What DOES is the tar, which bogs him down significantly*
Togan: RAAGH!
*He struggles with the tar, trying to free himself so that he can attack again*

*Horus crashes through the trees, headed towards the room. Though still covered in tar, Jillian would almost certainly recognize him*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan is in pain from the noise, but staggers to his feet and roars at both the Dragon and the Hunched Creature*
Togan: JAK! (KILL!)
*Forgetting the knives, he just starts bashing and clawing at the shield around the hunched being*

*Sydney shakes her head, seeming dazed*
Sydney: I don't... Don't know...
*She focuses again and looks at Hanna*
Sydney: What the f*$# happened. Tell me. You should know, you're the last thing I remember...

*Taboo is sneaking around the outside of room, trying to find another entrance other than the front door*

*Horus bursts through the trees and runs full-tilt towards the room*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan bashes futilely at the shield until the soundwave hits, upon which he grabs his ears and curls up, howling in pain*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Sydney snarls and releases a string of profanity so foul it'd make a Scotsman blush*
Sydney: F*$)IN' GET OFF ME! I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F*#$ IS GOING ON!
*She struggles with Hanna*
Iris: We don't know any more than you do! What happened!?
*Sydney's eyes go wide*
Sydney: There was... fire... so much fire...
*She slowly stops struggling*
In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Iris nods*
Iris: Alright dear... Let's go see what that woman has to say. What was her name again?
*Feeling Hanna wriggle she immediately puts her down gently*
Iris: Sorry dear! Anyways, let's go see what's going on...
*She leads Hanna to the morgue and opens the door, only to be tackled by Sydney*
*The Heister holds a bone-saw to Iris's chest*
Sydney: Alright you mythical f*$&s! Tell me what the hell is going on! Now! Or the lady loses her ta-tas! Then her head!

In The Room 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Togan growls*
All I can do is try...
*He unsheathes his two long knives and hurls himself at the hunched creature, aiming to avoid it's maw and instead ram one dagger into where he thinks the heart would be, and uses the other to defend himself against attack*

*Sydney bashes her head against the table several times*
Sydney: Get. The. F#&^. Out. Of. My. Head. You. C$&#!
*She resists his attempts to take control of her mind*

*Tiaz roars in anger*
Tiaz: Her mind will not break! She is... anarchistic... We will have to end her before she may speak, or she could warn others.
*Taboo nods and looks at her father questioningly*
Tiaz: Go. Bring me her head for burning.
*Taboo nods and drops silently to the forest floor and slips towards the room stealthily*

*Iris nods seriously*
Iris: Don't worry about that for now, we just need to figure out HOW she's... alive?
*She picks Hanna up gently and looks at her*
Iris: Shall we go speak to her?
Sydney groans as her vision swims into view. What the f&*$.... She groans and sits up, shaking her head and hearing the tinkling of glass shards falling from her electric blue hair. She grabs onto a nearby seat and hoists herself up off her back and into a seated position. She groans and rubs the heels of her hands into her eyes.
F*$& me... My head feels like I took all of Jimmy's stache and drank the bar dry...
Oy! Any of you f*$&heads know what the f&$& just happened?! What the hell is going on!?
She looks around at the people nearby, her hand inching towards her backpack which contains her guns and other items.

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