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I sometimes crave people, but then they visit me with their families and pets and kids and grandparents and suddenly I just want to be alone so I can sleep in peace. /sleepy
9 yrs ago
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I sometimes crave people, but then they visit me with their families and pets and kids and grandparents and suddenly I just want to be alone so I can sleep in peace. /sleepy
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9 yrs ago
You probably find this peanut, but this is the FIRST post ever on RPG for me made on a computer. The keyboard is making me shed tears of happiness. I LOVE YOU ALL. /blows kisses liberally
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9 yrs ago
It's been half a year since my odyssey to find the one true community for me. There is no escaping it, I realise: RoleplayerGuild owns the throne in my heart. Thank you all for making this place great
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10 yrs ago
The "Introduce Yourself" sub-board is heartwarming.
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10 yrs ago
Upside, inside out, it's livin' la vida loca! That's what she's about, livin' la vida loca, livin' la vida locaaa! π΅
My pairings serve as bearings only for interactions I hope to see. (Dibs on #pairingbearing copyright.)
They are not expected to be romantic, I actually like to see rivalry, too.
N o t h i n g h e r e f o r n o w ; please come back next hunting season!
β Available. β Taken.
More β means longer/larger project. I reply to big roleplays slower because I research and write loads more. I also roleplay as a hobby; please don't demand or rush me.
To avoid fallouts, I only do 3-star plots with people I've already developed an understanding with.
If you like my plots, feel free to do them with someone else even if I declined you or you find me uncool. c:
β - Two posts weekly. ββ - One post weekly. βββ - Bi-monthly postage.
β Of Angel Bones and Demon Blood β Half-Angel x Half-Demon β
. Nephilims, abominations sired by angels and humans. "They see us, they know what we are. Then they kill us like we're unbearable, miscreated. To be honest I think they hate us more than demons."
When a nephilim and a cambion - a half demon - meet in a twist of fate, they unwillingly team up and try to fight for their right to live.
β Demos Oneiro β Trapped Ghost x Human Tourist ββ
. A group of tourists were browsing the legendary House of Dreams when they discover that the entrance, which serves also as their exit, has been sealed. Left with no way to contact the outside world, they decide to figure out an escape the next day and try to sleep in the numerous rooms in the manor.
When their guide is killed in his sleep, it dawns on them that this premise is very real, as are their lives on the line.
β The Lich Prince's Apprentice β Mentor x Prodigy ββ
Sir Bedova liked keeping to his own device in the ancient castle of his, with loyal (terrorised) subjects to accompany him. It was lonely, but better than having human mobs and their darn pitchforks, fire, looting!
And then this half-pint knocked on his door one night and afterwards declared his/her determination to follow his footsteps and be a necromancer. Honestly ...
β Narcissus' Grief β Human x Genderbent Mirror Image ββ
The story of a man who fell in love with his reflection of the opposite gender from beyond the glass.
Their meeting, their struggle, her escape, and his eventual death.
β 5 Times You Rejected Me, And Once You Didn't β Lifelong Friend x Lifelong Friend ββ
. You grew up with them. Played with them, went to school with them, gamed with them, worked with them, slept with them (a mistake they still apologise for whenever they are drunk-stupid enough to bring it up).
You always tried to confess in the most indirect ways, but either they don't get it (so cute), or they don't want it (not cute). And then ...
The plot skeleton contains adult themes, so 18+ please. Hoping to see a plot twist for this. Death sounds awesome for one of the main characters.β Morning After Dark β Vampire Male/Female x Human Female ββ
. A mortal finds herself the target of stalking and abduction, and soon discovers how jarringly identical she looks to a vampire's dead spouse.
Around the same time, civil feud is about to break out in the coven.
β Maneater β Kitsune Female x Human Male βββ
. It has been said that a kitsune accumulates essence by consuming hearts of men. When they bided enough, in time they become the legendary nine-tails.
When a man rescues an injured fox from a trap, she decides to repay him by following her saviour home.
β Diary of Jane β Sentient Book x Human βββ
. A diary that grants wishes. A diary that prophesizes the future. A diary that is accursed.
When a relative succumbed to insanity and committed suicide, they left one treasure for an unlucky benefactor.
The grey blanket above growled at the population of Mistyville before unleashing a harsh torrent of water down.
The sound of the door unlocking and opening was drowned out by the storm outside as a raven-haired young man, his brown parka now dark and heavy from running across the street, walked into his apartment.
"Whaaat?" Jonas could hear before he saw the blonde midget from within the open kitchen.
"I was just about to head out to get some butter! St- oh, you're home," Serena perked up somewhat and untied her apron, left cheek and chin kissed by flour.
He smiled in his usual placcid manner and asked, "Are you making butter chicken?"
"No," the short blonde hung the cloth on the hook right next to the kitchen entrance and redid her ponytail. Part of her baby hairs clung to her sweaty forehead. "I needed more butter to bake some cake for Nelson. More butter, smoother cake!"
"Dad's coming over for dinner? Why."
She snickered at his sullen expression and continued her way towards the bathroom, "Do you need reason to have dinner with family?" He longingly stared at her round rump. "Stop staring at my booty."
"It's a good booty. And forget the butter. Just let him choke on cake."
She exhaled in exasperation and, protest on the tip of her tongue, was interrupted by the door bell cutting the atmosphere with its sanguine music notes.
[Cue entrance of another character by another player.]
I stab into the cake directly - with a candy knife.
Meaning, I get to the point as soon as I can, but your feelings are in my interest. I do try to be sweet.
Well, until you incorporate untold relationships to my NPCs without consulting me beforehand. Or have an overpowered protagonist slapping adversaries in the face with tricks pulled out of your chute.
Or pigeonhole me into shipping two characters together if we never agreed romance was a core motive. Or send me one-liners; two sentences are fine.
Note: Person said, "Something." is considered a one-liner. Person walked into a place; he/she is reminded of an event. is not a one-liner. By my standards I mean. Ooh, basically just let me have substance to play around with!
I'm chill.
If you're stressed out by life, busy with other agenda, or not feeling the zing, you're not obliged to reply. Just wind down and pick up where you were expected a follow-up when you are ready. You don't even have to get on to notify me - that's how lenient I am. If I worry about you, I'll send a quick checkup OOC, but if I get no replies I get my answer!
I'm laggard.
I usually respond to a roleplay once or twice a week. If I'm on fire for a particular roleplay, I'll post once daily. But I try not to burn out so I pick up a few (with different narration tones) to enjoy, and still leave time for myself to cool off when I have to.
Sometimes I forget to reply because I have a bad habit of opening a lot of tabs; my Android Chrome crashes once in a while. Sometimes, I'm stuck. If I am, I'll usually try to gussy up and admit to you I hit a road block.
If you anticipate my reply, and waited for a few days, message me. If I told you I couldn't for that roleplay for the moment and you persist ... well, ano ne, atashii wa kono ga suki nai, dakara sayonara, soushite hontou nii gomenasai (trans: yanno, I don't like this, so goodbye and very sorry).
I'm meticulous.
I'm probably an anal-retentive child and wasn't told the truth. When it comes to lore and worldbuilding, I like details, but not macro-scope things of course. Still, I sometimes get ... "intense" and overly enthused. If I'm getting ahead of myself and you know it, pull the reigns on this rampant mare.
Pair of Hearts is an Asian-born (1994), Asian-bred ball of sap who cries at every 3D Pixar films in the theatres. She currently lives with 8 cats and her parents, still stuck in Asia; her time is GMT+8. Her favourite past-time, second to roleplaying and lurking, is to dance when she thinks no one is watching. Usually there is.
Pair of Hearts is an Asian-born (1994), Asian-bred ball of sap who cries at every 3D Pixar films in the theatres. She currently lives with 8 cats and her parents, still stuck in Asia; her time is GMT+8. Her favourite past-time, second to roleplaying and lurking, is to dance when she thinks no one is watching. Usually there is.
I stab into the cake directly - with a candy knife.
Meaning, I get to the point as soon as I can, but your feelings are in my interest. I do try to be sweet.
Well, until you incorporate untold relationships to my NPCs without consulting me beforehand. Or have an overpowered protagonist slapping adversaries in the face with tricks pulled out of your chute.
Or pigeonhole me into shipping two characters together if we never agreed romance was a core motive. Or send me one-liners; two sentences are fine.
Note: Person said, "Something." is considered a one-liner. Person walked into a place; he/she is reminded of an event. is not a one-liner. By my standards I mean. Ooh, basically just let me have substance to play around with!
I'm chill.
If you're stressed out by life, busy with other agenda, or not feeling the zing, you're not obliged to reply. Just wind down and pick up where you were expected a follow-up when you are ready. You don't even have to get on to notify me - that's how lenient I am. If I worry about you, I'll send a quick checkup OOC, but if I get no replies I get my answer!
I'm laggard.
I usually respond to a roleplay once or twice a week. If I'm on fire for a particular roleplay, I'll post once daily. But I try not to burn out so I pick up a few (with different narration tones) to enjoy, and still leave time for myself to cool off when I have to.
Sometimes I forget to reply because I have a bad habit of opening a lot of tabs; my Android Chrome crashes once in a while. Sometimes, I'm stuck. If I am, I'll usually try to gussy up and admit to you I hit a road block.
If you anticipate my reply, and waited for a few days, message me. If I told you I couldn't for that roleplay for the moment and you persist ... well, ano ne, atashii wa kono ga suki nai, dakara sayonara, soushite hontou nii gomenasai (trans: yanno, I don't like this, so goodbye and very sorry).
I'm meticulous.
I'm probably an anal-retentive child and wasn't told the truth. When it comes to lore and worldbuilding, I like details, but not macro-scope things of course. Still, I sometimes get ... "intense" and overly enthused. If I'm getting ahead of myself and you know it, pull the reigns on this rampant mare.
I wrote about 5 paragraphs (possibly 2k words?) before my Android Chrome auto-refreshed itself when I went back to the IC tab to post an image. All my writing was lost. Writing done on a tiny keyboard.
I'm upset enough that I won't be posting here today. I'll also be out with my family on a trip for two days, so I probably wont be able to put out another post too, since my next post pretty freakin' huge, and I'm not gonna sit down for half an hour just typing in focus.