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17 days ago
Current Ethical issues aside, AI prose is just really bad.
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25 days ago
She wanted to read, she wanted to write, but the main thing she wanted was something to fight
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1 yr ago
Make it clear that you don't need him to be reading Dante tomorrow. Also suggest it would be fun if you had a private language that you could use to mock English speakers in secret.
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2 yrs ago
Luckily history suggests an infinite ability for people to be shit heads ;)
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3 yrs ago
Achmed the Snake
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Miranda affected an exaggerated yawn.

"Sounds like a marketing problem easily handled. Personally, I'm not too worried about a group of pirates who don't have the balls to spring their own boss," she disagreed fixing her companion with a speculative look.

"But then perhaps the shortage is sector wide..."
Miranda leaned forward and examined the control panel, running her fingers over the surface of the nearest console.

"It does have a certain elegance," she admitted, forming her finger and thumb into a child's imitation of a gun.

"We drop a plasma blast in the landing bay, Skrivver and his boys get all cripsy, the Hedge execute a pirate chief, the Blackcloaks are leaderless, piracy goes down and we get a ship... everybody wins."
-365 (all the way round)
Junebug lifted her hands slightly in an effort to appear non-threatening. It was at best partially successful. There was a cold math to making a play when you had a gun on you and although she was quick, it was unlikely she would be quick enough, or their adversaries incompetent enough that at least one of them wouldn't be shot in the few heart beats it would take to draw and fire.

"We are mercenaries, looking for work," she admitted candidly. Then men scowled at his pronouncement and the lizard like man gave a low gutural hiss.

"The lady of the house didn't seem to think very much of 'jumped up space trash who think they are hot shit' though," she added as she slowly turned to face the gunmen. Neil and Taya also turned keeping their hands clear of weapons. Looking an enemy in the eye had the advantage that you might catch the momentary tense that precceded action, though Junebug would not have liked to have bet her life on being able to read an alien. Untrained men were also less likely to shoot someone that was looking them in the eye, though that might or might not apply with these thugs.

"So the Spider bitch didn't hire you hey?" the lizard snapped. Junebug shrugged.

"We did get a nice ride in a rather shitty jeep out of the deal," she admitted, getting a nervous snicker from the accompanying men. The lizard glanced back at his cohort in some irritation.

"Well the bitch's poor judgement keeps you alive for now but if you want to live, you come see the boss at the old cannery, who knows..." he looked Junebug and Taya up and down with a lewd grin.

"Maybe he figures you aren't so useless... but if you sign on with the Spiders..." the lizard jerked his pistol sideways and fired into a brick wall, vaporising a fist sized chunk of rock that sprayed his own men. They stumbled and cursed and one managed to fire his weapon into an overhead walk way. A woman's head appeared and shouted a curse before ducking back a moment ahead of a short burst that slapped the upward face of the building. The lizard like alien looked annoyed by Junebug's lack of reaction but turned and led his men out of the alley. Once they vanished around the corner Junebug let out a long breath. Adrenaline burned through her body, desperate to be burned off but without a proper outlet.

"I think maybe I'll join you in that cigar..."
The footpads and the pirates gazed in awe at the ancient magical working as the doorway appeared, swallowing tons of sand without any apparent ill effect. Calliope gazed down into the darkness, but her keen eyes could discern nothing other than a series of stairs hewn crudely from the sandstone. Almost as one the bandits turned their eyes to the two pirates thinking, no doubt, that the time had come to remove their 'partners' from the endeavor. Calliope wagged a finger at them in a scolding fashion.

"It would be a shame for something to happen now when we haven't even seen what is inside," she pointed out reasonably. The bandits exchanged looks for a moment before the leader took charge.

"Nothing will happen of course, we have sworn brotherhood even though you are not of this land," Hayikk exclaimed, managing to sound hurt despite the fact he would almost certainly have put a knife in her back if she had been foolish enough to turn it. Calliope had not become the Tyrant of Callaverde by being overly trusting however. She pulled her veil tightly across her face and moved over to join Markus on the stairs. Lifting his blade he sent a spark of light down into the space below, though all this accomplished was to illuminate a bend in the stairs a few dozen yards down. There was a faint and uncertain stench from the tunnel below, perhaps putrefaction that had long been dried by sand and heat till it was hardly noticeable. Calliope threw her sarong back so that it no longer impeded her sword arm, the saber she had taken from a guard during the escape was heavier than she preferred but a blade was a blade.

"Shall we see what is inside?" she suggested eagerly.
Khaseem Bai watched the execution without much interest before turning back to his two prisoners. His eyes were dark and intelligent and had a pragmatic cruelty about them as he measured each of them.

"Well one of the two of you looks fearsome enough to have given the Thieves Guild pause," he declared. Anya relaxed ever so slightly. It would be better to die fighting than to be killed in chains but it seemed that the bandit lord had other plans for them, else he would scarcely bother to keep them alive.

"As it happens without Ibn-vakir I will require someone to guide me to my treasure, perhaps..." he drew a long knife from his belt and tossed it into the dirt between the two prisoners, "the survivor would be interested in such a position?"

Anya glanced sidelong at the priest, perhaps she could kill him before he could employ his arts, perhaps not, but either way it seemed of little matter. By herself it would be difficult, perhaps impossible to overcome Khaseem Bai and his men, and much as she hated to admit it, Abelard could be an ally to her in that.

"Lord," she said in his own tongue, with which she had a passing familiarity from time spent as a pirate up in Villayet, "I could cut this whelps throat as you ask, but what if Ibn-vakir told lies to all of us, perhaps together we have enough of the truth to pass the traps he described and reach the Opal." Kasseem frowned, arching a dark eyebrow.

"Traps?" he asked, it wasn't clear if he believed the Aesir woman, but there was enough uncertainty in his voice that she knew she had him.

"There are three traps Lord," she proclaimed, confident for all that these traps existed, so far as she knew entirely in her imagination.

"Fool!" Abelard broke in, "There are five traps each more fiendish than the last! I learned of them in my study and I make Ibn-vakir tell me what he knew of them!"
Sabatine squeezed into the forward airlock with six riggers. All of them wore the heavy rigging suits, woven boron monocrystal over a framework of ceramic rings. The suits were heavy, bulky and awkward to wear and were notorious for rubbing a man bloody until he got used to moving in one, but they were the only protection a spacer had from torn cabling, sharp metal and the innumerable other hazards of working not only in space, but in spaces infinitely more hostile to humans than mere freezing vacuum. In theory officers could wear the more light weight and far more comfortable airsuits, but no one that fancied doing any work, and surviving, would take a risk on the flimsy plastic suits. Accelertion died suddenly and the background rumble of the plasma thrusters died away. For a few seconds there was the queasy feeling of sudden freefall and then the high drive motors cut on with a jolt. Instinctively the riggers began to latch their face plates and check their pressure seals. Sabatine did the same, her rigging suit had a gauntlet painted red in order to distinguish her in an environment where vacumn prevented speech and radio transmissions were not possible. On the hull of a starship in the matrix any electrical signal would unbalance the carefully calculated charge on the sails, altering the course in ways that were literally incalculable, riggers made do with a series of hand signals and by having a general understanding of what their role was in any particular maneuver. The telltale above the airlock went amber and the spacers performed their final checks before Klave, the bosun's mate in command of the lock, gripped the release wheel and heaved. There was a crack of outrushing air that tugged at Sabatine as the door opened into the void. The light of the stars seemed to flatten as the air particles that refracted them vanished in a jet. Before the door was fully open, Klave was through leading his men out onto the hull. Sabatine nodded her approval, the priority was to clear the lock for the next six riggers waiting in the hallway beyond. The Vickie had two airlocks, one forward and one aft, each of which could accommodate six spacers in rigging suits. With a normal watch of 24 riggers that meant that both airlocks had to cycle twice to get the full crew out onto the hull. Klave was pushing it as fast as he could, doubtless he felt jilted at not being promoted into the bosun slot and was eager to demonstrate his skill. That was fine with Sabatine, so long as efficiency didn't suffer.

When she had first come to the Vickie nearly a year ago discipline had been lax. Captain Micha was no Popularity Dick, a slang term for officers who prioritized being liked by their men, but he was kindly and easy going. Sabatine was neither of those things and had set about whipping the crew into shape with a will. Warships did not attract the best crews during peacetime when merchant wages were more attractive and there was no chance of prize money. That usually left them with dregs who for one reason or another were unwilling to take leg bail for some merchant and an extra few florins a week. Fortunately there had been some veterans, like Klave, who had welcomed Sabatine's efforts to instill discipline. Combat veterans knew that slackness in the wrong areas could get you killed, and though Sabatine hadn't tried to root out alcohol or drugs, she had come down ruthlessly on anyone caught using on duty. She had begun a process of stem to keel maintaince to get the Vickie into optimum fighting shape and she had vetoed the easy and lazy courses that had been proposed in favor of faster harder ones that forced the riggers push themselves hard. Such actions had not been without personal danger, unpopular officers could have all many of accidents on a starship, but her willingness to work along side her men, and the support of a core cadre of spacers like Klave had kept her safe long enough that the crew had began to take pride in itself, and the shirkers and nay-sayers were derided rather than indulged. Not for the first time she wondered what the addition of Kaiden, not to mention his hussy, would do to the crew. As she cleared the lock she glanced aft to see if Higgs had his men out yet. To her surprise he didn't though as she watched she saw the tell tale puff of evacuating air. What had been the hold up she wondered as she turned to clang the airlock shut and spin the dogging wheel.

A starship travled between the stars by shifting between the infinite bubble universes of the matrix by means of molecule thin charged sails which shaped Kasimir radition, the only true universal constant. The rig that held this sail was spread from masts arranged in rings around the hull of a starship. The Vickie had three rings each with four masts. The rig had to be stowed when landing, otherwise it would be sheered away by friction and was extended by hydraulics once they were in orbit. In theory the process was automated and while it was possible there was a spacer alive who had seen a perfect automatic deployment, Sabatine had never met one.The G-forces acting on a ship during liftoff inevitable kinked cables and froze joints, defects that had to be repaired by riggers before the ship could insert into the matrix. This lift was no exception, despite Sabatine's careful inspections ventral 1A froze at half extension, tangling the rest of the forward ring as it exteded. That had necessitated the replacement of a hydraulic pump that had been cooked by static discharge as well as ten minutes of frantic rerigging. Judging by the activity at the rear of the ship a similar number of small incidents had occured there. Still withing fifteen minutes the rig was properly shaken out and she signaled the 'at stations' to the bridge to let Captain Micha know her section was ready for insertion. While she had been engaged in the work she had paid little attention to the aft half of the watch and she glanced back now. To her surprise a figure in a rigging suit was methodically making his way forward. While no rigging suit except hers and the bosun's bore any distinguish mask, she could recognize most of the riggers by the way they moved. This one she didn't recognize. Her first thought was that there was some kind of a problem aft but even as she watched the hydro-mechanical semaphores flashed upright, signaling Captain Micha was about to insert. A queasy filling burbled up inside of her as the sidereal universe vanished to be replaced with the luminous pastel wonder of the matrix. Swallowing down the insertion reaction she stepped down the hull towards the stranger, about halfway there she caught enough of a view of the visor to recognize Kaiden.

And just what the devil was he doing on the hull? she thought to herself. He made a gesture to her and she stepped close, pressing her helmet to his so that the vibrations of speech could pass between the two of them. It was awkward and wasn't often used except when complext tasks needed to be relayed. It was also the most privacy two people could have as no electronic equipment could be present to eavesdrop.

"Is there a problem?" she demanded before remembering she was speaking to a superior officer and belatedly added, "sir."
@Dragoknighte Sorry I probably shouldn't have just jumped in
Edited, I figure seeing its a crit I'll recruit as well
This was my sway incidentally
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