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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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In Deify 5 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Goddess of good ideas
Neil knew full well how thorough Rogello would be, and despite his manner he could guess Emmaline would be far more pleased with the outcome and would likely forget about the nosiness. Neil himself was in far more danger at the moment, having crossed the bridge over into the Neuestadt district. Whilst not a true shantytown, it was the most tightly packed area in the entire city. Fully 2/3rds of the population lived in this district, Neuestadt itself barely 1/3rd of the city in terms of square mileage. Not all of it was comprised of homes, either. With various sub-districts like Handelbezirk where many stock housing and small time trading is done. Both legal and illegal, if one knew the right places to look. Neil, of course, knew where to go for some underground auctioning.

After having passed the Reik Platz, he turned west down the street toward Westen, stopping before Leobowitz Street and turning south into a street between two larger stock houses. It was barely bigger than an alleyway, where poor immigrants, downtrodden locals, and sylvanian gypsies with their elaborate silks and fortunes plied their wares. Neil spoke to none of the above, making one final turn into a stairway that led down into a basement; dusty, dank, and dark until he made it to a large wooden door. He knocked on the wood thrice, then twice four times. The door opened almost immediately, as if it was made by a magical ward, though the potbellied bouncer was behind it with his hand on the doorknob, nodding to Neil.

"Thank you, kind sir," Neil remarked in a jocular tone, entering the private tavern. Rapscallions filled the broad tables and low-set seats, alcohol heavy in the air. He would have stayed normally, but Neil wasn't there to party. He was there on business, and he saw the broker he had been looking for, sitting in the corner next to a one-eyed Dwarf in a corsair garb. Unlike Rogello, Haulerman in his frock coat and wrinkled cap didn't like Neil very much, but Neil trusted the man's success at procuring items of rare importance and even magical quality. Haulerman barely smiled, but he rarely gave a true frown either. Neil saw one forming when he showed his smiling face.

"Oh, it's you." Muttered the fence, staring at Neil's insufferable, grinning visage. "Heard you were dead."

"I was for a week, but I got bored." Neil remarked as he sat down, the table between them. The black haired Dwarf beside Haulerman snorted a greeting to the thief, but otherwise said nothing. "What I did get was a small amount of money. I'm interested to make a purchase, if you're willing to trade."

"Only if you're willing to actually do business," Haulerman sneered. Neil smiled, knowing what the man imagined he was here for. Haulerman specialized in runic and enchanted items, and most men looking for them were rich sorcerers or thieves wanting to gain an edge in a big score. He wanted a cut in whatever job he believed Neil was about to take. Neil was going to disappoint him, and that made his night.

"Sorry, no can-do." Neil said, crossing his trim arms. "It's just a gift."

"A gift? What, your mother in town? No deal then." He responded.

"It's for a girl I fancy," Neil said off-handedly. Haulerman lived up to the anachronism in his name and howled. Even the Dwarf guffawed, nearly spilling his alestein. Neil let their mirth subside, glad to be of assistance in making their night a bit better.

"And what makes this girl so special, eh?" The seedy broker inquired, leaning forward. Neil was glad Emmaline wasn't here to smell the man's absolutely putrid breath. It made the Pickled Herring pleasant. The bits of what he hoped was some sort of cabbage in his teeth didn't make Neil's stomach any less queasy. The engineer blinked away the breath that felt like it singed his eyebrows, backing his chair up a bit.

"She deserves something nice," He reasoned, and then paused to consider something he hadn't before. "And you know what? I fucking do too. Now are we going to get into this or should I go find Deiter Von Zacksbury?"

"That bastard doesn't have what you want, you popinjay. I do, or I did. I already sold my best ring."

"How much did you sell for?" Neil played along.

"Ninety krowns." Haulerman said, thin lips spreading wide in a vicious smile, knowing full well Neil couldn't normally pay. Neil just smiled back.

"That's too bad. I was going to pay a hundred for it."


2 hours later...

The last week, the two of them had procured around three hundred krowns in total. Which wasn't much for a duke or count, but the average skilled craftsman would be hard pressed to make that much in two and a half years, no expenses. And if they had, they wouldn't toss a quarter of it away in one night, no matter if it was to entertain Karl Franz himself. Neil treated money a bit differently. It came easy and was spent easier, and as long as he had a bit left over he was happy. Besides, his new girlfriend had gotten kidnapped and he had nearly died trying to rescue her. He was going to show her a good time.

Rogello helped him button up the top of his dark jerkin made of arabyan satin, his finely stitched trousers of black nicely contrasted the loose fighting, longsleeve white top beneath the vest. With gold trim and a belt of leather and bronze, complete with a small tapestry of Magnus the Pious preaching on the streets of nuln along the length of it just about his waist, Neil felt like a prince. He wouldn't turn as many heads as Emmaline, but his dark features and fair skin, with an outfit that emphasized both gave him a daring look of rakish audacity. He doubted anyone back in Marienburg would recognize him.

"Is good," Rogello congratulated him.

"Is good?" Neil asked earnestly.

"Si." He replied softly. "Now go to your woman."

Emmaline had not needed to wait long in the foyer for him, Neil appearing from within the shop in his finery, giving his virgin killing grin. He lost it though when he saw her gussied up, his jaw dropping. "Gods you look amazing," he said without conscious thought. He pulled on his collar a bit, composing himself. "So, let's go out to the carriage," he said, and she would find out he wasn't lying.

He had rented a carriage for the night.

In Gif the User 5 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Neil wasn't a blusher, but his heart thudded through his chest and his cheeks reddened considerably from her praise and touch He wanted to say so many things, but he didn't. He had to keep it cool, or he would doubtlessly get embarrassed from his voice cracking or from some confession of something that even he couldn't guess. Neil had been a lot more worried about her than he let on. He took a moment, and then smoothed his unkempt hair and winked at her, squeezing her hand back. "I know just the place." He assured the woman.

Of course, they had to clean up first.

Neil wasn't going to leave Emmaline alone again, or at least not without making certain she was safe, but he gave her around forty krowns of the money and led her to the Kaufman district to go to a well known bathhouse and a tailor. The day was had not yet reached a late hour, but the air was growing cooler and the clouds grew more bold. No doubt by the time they put food in their bellies, it would be late afternoon. It would depend on the tailor, and that wasn't a hard garauntee. Neil knew the tailor 'Rogello' personally, helping him find some well needed coin last tax season when he had first arrived at Nuln. Neil believed the fifty-something, olive skinned man was Estalian, but Rogello's accent was hard to pinpoint and the tailor had never spoken of his home country. But Neil had seen his work first-hand. He was a master tailor, and though he hadn't been in Nuln long enough to have a large reputation, he had begun to be the talk of many noble circles with his garb-work.

The door opened and the bell gave a cling to announce them. Rogello called in some foreign language, but soon appeared, his stoic expression turning bright. "Ah, friend Neil! Oh, and a lady friend eh?"

Neil smiled widely, gently pushing Emmaline forward. "Rogello, I got a new customer for you! Make sure she gets a good bath and stitch together whatever she wants. If she wants to be a duchess, do it. If she wants to go Tilean, make it happen. Ind? Brettonian? Classicly Rieklandic? Make it happen, and fetch me that special outfit you stitched up for me. I'll leave you two to it."

"Wait, what?" Emmaline asked. Rogello was already taking measurements behind her, eyes widening at his findings from her bust and hips. Rogello was always up for a challenge, at least.

Neil cupped her cheeks and kissed her like she's never been kissed before, long and sweet. His tongue lightly slid over her teeth before he pulled away. "Trust me. I'll take you to dinner soon. I'll be right back," he told her, squeezing her hand again and walking out the door.
Just as the body fell, Neil holstered his pistol and all but rushed forward, care in his normally impish eyes. He stepped over the fallen man's still warm corpse and checked Emmaline for any signs of damage, gently stroking her cheek where there was a small welt. He was glad she wasn't harmed any other way, and the youth breathed easier. He wanted to kiss her, but it was a tricky thing. A woman who had like as not been molested might have lost her comfort in any sort of intimate contact. He doubted Emmaline was privvy to that, but he wanted to make sure.

"Baby, are you ok?" He asked her, and when she nodded he began to untie her as gently and quickly as he could, letting her get the feeling back in her wrists and ankles, standing awkwardly but patiently. Upstairs, a man still groaned and smoke was in the air. Truth be told, there like as not was a small fire in the corner. They were in no danger at the moment, but if they remained they might very well be.

"So..." he started, smiling guiltily and holding up the sack of two hundred krowns. "Want to go on a third date? Whenever a new girlfriend of mine gets kidnapped, I make a habit of paying the tab."
"Em?" He called, his voice a very lonely sound in the noonday air, smothered until all was silent again.

He had waited for more than twenty minutes just under the wall, where the guards were on duty. They had discussed it, that every two hours there was a small window of sentries that were switched out, which allowed them to sneak past it to grab their dingy on the riek. But as it were, she missed the window of opportunity. Even now, Neil heard the chatter of the new guardsmen as they approached, their Nuln-forged pikes visible before the men themselves were.

"Emmaline!?" He called one last time to no avail. The charming thief ducked back behind an almoner's shop just before the sentries passed, and he crossed his arms in the shadows of the building. Should he be worried? She did tend to dawdle when her attention was rapt by something interesting, but she was also methodical. He didn't suspect she would make a new boyfriend worry for some flippant reason, would she? He couldn't tell. Something felt wrong, but he wasn't sure. After a moment to think, he decided to backtrack. Maybe she simply forgot and went looking.

Neil made his way out of the alley and up the wide metropolitan street. A horse drawn carriage cantered by him toward the docks, pulling a black coach. To his left, a group of fops in feather hats walked by like a pack of storks, likely heading for Kaufman district to get a head start on the nightlife beside the Griffon Gate. A man from Ind sat beside a chandler's shop, holding out a cup to place coins in. Strangely enough, across the street from the foreigner was a broken barrel, the contents of which truly reeked when exposed to the noonday sun.

Neil approached the fellow, seeing a kindred spirit in him. He knelt down in front of the dark-skinned man, placing five gold krowns in the cup and smiling. He knew a plant when he saw one. Like as not he worked for one of the local organizations. "I need some help, if you're willing." He asked, subtly moving his hand right in front of his chest so as to keep it hidden from all eyes save the beggar's.

The man from Ind smiled.



Hours had gone by, but the sun still dominated the sky. Small wisps of clouds hovered on the horizon, not daring to block the rays of sunshine until the fiery orb had grown weary of the day. Unfortunately, that was little help to Emmaline, tied and gagged in the old cellar beneath the abandoned grainery, with only the barest hints of daylight pierced through the wicker door above her. Other than a few open palmed slaps to her face when she didn't seem to cooperate, they had done little to her save call her a few unsavory names she had heard a thousand times before for just being an attractive woman.

Neil was privvy to none of this yet, still fearing the worst. Which was why he concocted a plan. The entrepreneurial young engineer had gone back to the Gunnery School, procuring a small barrel from Master Gunter's apologetic secretary. He didn't have time for an elaborate costume, but he made sure his hair was combed and he wore a jacket over his shirt to hide the plainness of his garb, before he found himself right before the abandoned grainery he had scoped out not a two hours ago. Rundown though it was, anyone with any sort of wiles could tell people occupied this area. Whoever it was, there looked to be about four men in all from his last surveillance.

He knocked on the door and waited patiently.

The door opened. A bulbous nosed man with greasy hair and a tall face glared at him, a knife not-so-well hidden behind his leg, clutched in a hand. "What do you want, eh?"

"Hello, sir. I-I work for the Almoner's office near the Riek, and we had a report that one of your barrels busted. I was told to deliver this cask of pickled herring to you."

"Wh-" The fellow started, suspicion warring with bewilderment. He looked behind Neil to see he was alone, then back inside to his mate, whom he whispered to. 'Blighter' and 'Pickled Herring' were mentioned, before Neil was rudely told to go away. But not before they took the barrel right out of his grasp, slamming the door in front of him. From his small window of vision, he didn't see Emmaline. Good, it meant there would be no collateral damage that he cared about. He decided to sing a small song his mother used to sing him as a child, aptly dubbed 'Sigmar's Sacrifice' that lasted thirty seconds exactly.

He got a bit over halfway before the phosphorus was exposed to air and ignited.

He had worked with such chemicals before. It wasn't explosive per-say, but it was unpleasant to be within ten feet of a small dash of phosphorous, much less an entire cask full! A grin spread across his boyish face, unholstering his two pistols and none-too-gently shoving his foot into the door of the grainery. Unfortunately, his foot merely just went through the wood, leaving his leg stuck. He simply bounced forward and followed the door, swinging open with him attached. He needn't have worried, seeing as two of the men were burned significantly, one across the face and the other on his side.

The abandoned tower was small, with only two floors and no walls blocking the second floor floor from being visible from below; with a few barrels, all smelling of pickled herring. No doubt it was to be a budding business, like as not soon to be a bit less than lawful, considering the location they had chosen for it. Well, it was already unlawful, since this wasn't their property, but the city's. He didn't judge them for that. Just for taking his woman. A wicker door opened from the ground, a mean and frizzled-haired fellow gaping at his burned compatriots before swinging his eyes towards the lad who's foot was caught in the door. Neil gave him a blank look, and then pointed his gun and shot the man between the eyes. Immediately he went limp, falling back down into the cellar.

"You bastard! You're here for that big titted bitch aren't you!" One of the men accused. Not the one who had answered the door. He would never see or probably speak again. This was the other fellow. He wasn't writhing on the ground anymore, going for his firearm and trying to cock it.

"Every man needs a big titted bitch in his life." Neil philosophized, trying to shove his foot out the door. "This one's mine."

The speaker, a talabeclander by his hair, found his nerve (and gun powder) and fired at Neil just as the young man yanked himself out of his predicament, hitting the ground and firing back. It was a blink and you miss it moment, considering the man blinked and saw nothing but Neil, ass on the ground. His gun barrel smoking. Soon he felt cold, and a pressure in his chest. And then warmth as a wetness covered his form. Neil watched him hit the ground noiselessly.

"Ulric's genitals!" A voice cried from below. A hoarse one. Neil began to reload his guns as he heard the last man cry out. "My brother will not hang! You willing to die for this bimbo?" A blunderbuss went off below, like as not to show Neil he had one. Neil wasn't going to judge, but that was kind of stupid.

"I've dated bimbos. She's smarter than that. Smarter than me at least, which means she is much smarter than you. Now let her go. Sigmar have mercy on you because I won't!" Neil warned.

"If...If I let her go, will you have mercy or not?" he called, quizzically. Neil stopped.

"Uh...pr-probably I will have mercy, yeah. I can see how that was confusing."

"No deal anyway, herr asshole!"
No worries everyone.

Seeing as how, through DMs and the OOC, people have had a rough week, I will extend the posting time to this next monday. And listen, all anyone has to say is "I need more time, I have life stuff" and I would gladly extend it. It's when I'm not being told anything that it looks like people just aren't posting, but just let me know and I will always give people as much time as they need :)
"You offered gold, but intend to pay in blood I see," Amal chuckled, listlessly tossing the bone dice across the slab of sandstone. Idly the dice rolled, until they came up with the exact roll that won him the game not seconds prior. Across from him sat a fierce Turanian whose eyes bulged at the results of the roll, shrieking like a shemite stallion. He bolted upright, his state of bemoaning from losing the game replaced with wrath at having been cheated. The thief gave a grin that would make a jackal rile from envy, deigning not to reach for the twin daggers planted at the center of the makeshift table.

"Cur and loathsome dog!" The Turanian accused, pointing his finger at Amal Ibn Hakeem in the little hovel within the bowls of Great Xarame. The chamber was dry and dim, smoke rising lazily from hookahs and incense candles amid the crowd of ne'er-do-wells and travelers. All seeking refuge from the oppressive guards and the Sultan's taxes. A few white northmen sat and watch, whispering in their brute tongues and laughing as apes. In many cities, the Shem were distrustful of outsides. However, all were welcome in the city of Xarame. Kings and Princes rose and fell over the vast ages of the world, endowing the city with commerce and glory unimaginable, all to bring Amal and this Turanian this little game of chance that would change the Shemite's life forever.

"I am a dog, but this dog has killed bigger goats than you," He quipped, unmoving despite the clear threat. They were not the only ones in on the game; a bone Blythunian glared daggers at both of them, clearly wishing to simply continue whilst the noseless Iranistani was too busy picking his teeth with the femur of his last slave. Amal brazenly took his eyes off the Turanian, coming nose to nose with the Aquilonian dancing girl whose slim arms had been draped around his neck all throughout the game. "And fucked more northern swans than you have."

She giggled, only for it to be stifled by the ring of steel as the husky Turanian unsheathed his shamshir, breaking the vow of Xarame hospitality. Unfortunately, Amal had done the same by cheating, so he could not complain nor call him a fiend. As a pack of lions, three of the Turanian's comrades stood with him, crossing their jeweled arms and glaring at Amal, their noses pierced by brass rings that shimmered in the firelight. Amal calmly reached for his scimitar, but groping, he felt it gone from his belt! The thief turned from his cushion to see the Aquilonian women giving it to one of the Northmen, her wiles now blemished by the betrayal, though he would not blame her. He might have done the same.

Amal did not go for the knives at the center of the sandstone table, knowing they were bait. Anyone who had been there before knew they were glued to the table, so men might make a grab for them and lose an arm in a dispute. The master of the hovel was wicked that way. Instead, Amal flipped backwards in a roll, feet going over his head to press to the ground not a moment before, and he sprung out into the corridor as the Turanian and his friends pursued him out into the street, losing him down the Causeway of The Forbidden, where Amal sank into the shadows and reached the roof of the Temple of Ishtar, cursing his luck.
Comic To Introduce the Calendar:




First 3 Months of the Calendar Photoshoot


Amal for January!


Markus for February!


Neil for March!


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