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STATUS: This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies! 1 day ago
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This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me
Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).
Current Projects/Freelance work
- I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
- I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
- I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.
Interests (Includes but is not limited to)
- Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
- Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
- Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
- History (Military History is my specialty)
- Zoology
- Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
- Voice Acting/Singing
- Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
- Weaponry of all kinds
- Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
- Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
- Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
- Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
- There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P
Roleplay F.A.Q.
- Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
- Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
- I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
- I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
- I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!
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Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Need one more round of collab posts!
16 years ago yesterday, Oblivion was released. Nice.
Ok, Elden Ring (among other things) distracted me, but within 48 hours, there will be a large update! Prepare to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
Get your replies in! I am going to do a big collab update within a day or two.
I'm glad to see movement! I am off work this next week, so let's make sure we finish this not too long after this weekend!
These are all impressive. Great entries!
Welcome! This is a long running site with a great community. I think you'll find your niche :)
"A minute!?" Neil shouted, eyes bulging at Emmaline's departure. For a split second, he thought the terror of the situation was too much and she had left him. Not that he would have blamed her; many women (and men) would have done the same. But he knew better, and as she went down the stairs, he decided he would trust her with his life. She had done that for him multiple times now.
The insectoid monstrosity was going to be a problem, though. Neil had never really seen something like it before. Chaos wasn't a very well-seen thing in Marienburg, nor was it usually in Nuln or Wissenland. The beastmen were one thing, the fire another, but this was something entirely above his paygrade. Well, he never was one to stay in his lane, he thought.
Mandibles clacking, it half slithered, half crawled along the barge deck. It was the size of a troll, but it snaked around with serpentine fluidity. Neil blinked and leaned back when he saw the malevolence in its eyes. He backstepped, sword out in front as beads of sweat began to perspire on his forehead. That thing wasn't going to just eat him. It was going to take his soul straight back to the wastes to be used as a plaything for all eternity. It was a concept he couldn't wrap his head around, but he could at least recognize that was a very bad thing.
It reared up and struck, controlled and deadly. Neil kept his sword out, but the sharp blade ran along its skin as if hitting an iron breastplate. One of the scales had some give, but afterwards he recognized all it was, was the blade finding a nook to slip between the two scales. He didn't know if there had been meat in there, but he was too busy leaping for his life as the maw snapped at him. It bit so close, it tore his shirt. Had its teeth not been so sharp, it would have tugged him in, but it merely ripped the front of his shirt off, cutting him across the chest with its mandible.
Neil stabbed at its eye, and though it missed it center mass, it hit where the nasolacrimal duct would be on a human. It poked in, but only a few inches. Neil saw it shudder in anger and pain, but he wasn't sticking around to celebrate. He bounded away like a frightened doe and dodged into one of the passages in the barge. The thing slithered after him, breaking wooden planks with every sharpened leg. Neil ran through an open-air corridor and ran passed the woozy guard, just getting back up from getting kicked. Neil heard him scream behind him, and he heard the scream abruptly stop and a warm, fleshy 'glurb' before the thing continued after him.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
The insectoid monstrosity was going to be a problem, though. Neil had never really seen something like it before. Chaos wasn't a very well-seen thing in Marienburg, nor was it usually in Nuln or Wissenland. The beastmen were one thing, the fire another, but this was something entirely above his paygrade. Well, he never was one to stay in his lane, he thought.
Mandibles clacking, it half slithered, half crawled along the barge deck. It was the size of a troll, but it snaked around with serpentine fluidity. Neil blinked and leaned back when he saw the malevolence in its eyes. He backstepped, sword out in front as beads of sweat began to perspire on his forehead. That thing wasn't going to just eat him. It was going to take his soul straight back to the wastes to be used as a plaything for all eternity. It was a concept he couldn't wrap his head around, but he could at least recognize that was a very bad thing.
It reared up and struck, controlled and deadly. Neil kept his sword out, but the sharp blade ran along its skin as if hitting an iron breastplate. One of the scales had some give, but afterwards he recognized all it was, was the blade finding a nook to slip between the two scales. He didn't know if there had been meat in there, but he was too busy leaping for his life as the maw snapped at him. It bit so close, it tore his shirt. Had its teeth not been so sharp, it would have tugged him in, but it merely ripped the front of his shirt off, cutting him across the chest with its mandible.
Neil stabbed at its eye, and though it missed it center mass, it hit where the nasolacrimal duct would be on a human. It poked in, but only a few inches. Neil saw it shudder in anger and pain, but he wasn't sticking around to celebrate. He bounded away like a frightened doe and dodged into one of the passages in the barge. The thing slithered after him, breaking wooden planks with every sharpened leg. Neil ran through an open-air corridor and ran passed the woozy guard, just getting back up from getting kicked. Neil heard him scream behind him, and he heard the scream abruptly stop and a warm, fleshy 'glurb' before the thing continued after him.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
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