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Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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13 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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14 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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16 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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16 days ago
I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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"Then I'll fit right in," Dirk replied with a look that, even through his helmet, anyone could tell meant 'cut the bullshit.' It was also hard to ascertain whether he was insulting her, everyone present, or bounty hunters in general. He slowly looked away, gauging their surroundings to make sure no one was coming from their six. "I've done a few hard ops in my time. One of those men was a thug of someone associated with a target I once had. A target I killed cleanly, but not too quietly. I think it's best if we get off this rock after getting an idea of some more employment."

Jocasta gave him her own unspoken look, which led him to realize she wasn't one for patience or long silences. "Right." He told her, getting out of his seat. He grabbed the blanket covering the Riot Carbines and kept them close in his arms. Good arms were hard to come by. "Follow me."

The strobelights and the music was muffled when they stepped into one of the side doors, the jeers from the racaous crowd washed away to dull hums and thumping as they walked through a level II acess hallway lit from phosphorus lighting on the ceiling. A security officer passed them hurriedly, likely called in by some rich asteroid tycoon needing assistance with scratching his ass. Speaking of asses, he recognized the next shapely thing to walk down the hallway.

It was an Onorin. A humanoid xenos, standing slightly shorter than Dirk at her full height. Onorin were four armed, powerful but lithely built. The females sported indigo skin, whilst the males were crimson as blood. Her black hair tied into a ponytail, she walked past the two of them in military trousers and a plate of body armor, with twin pistols at her hips and a slug thrower lazily held with her hands located just above her waist. With one of her free hands, she gave a flirtatious wave at Dirk and winked one of her red-iris eyes. "Hey Dirk."

"Rixa," he said, not slowly as they passed her. Out of the corridor, they found themselves in a large, long-gallery type room, with scoundrels, loiterers, and some people who looked like they had climbed in through the air vents. A few toughs stood around, holding tactical shotguns and keeping a watchful eye. Dirk turned to Jocasta. "Stay here. I'd bring you with me, but my contact likes solo meetings. I'll get us some work off world in ten minutes."

With that he turned and left her at the foot of what looked to be a strange rogue's gallery of ne'er-do-wells, mercenaries, and would-be thieves.




Kayden was more than a bit taken aback by the reactions of his classmates when it came to crests. He knew the things could potentially have adverse effects or dangerous abilities out of someone's control, but this seemed to be more common than he had anticipated. He couldn't even begin to guess what Clarissa's was, but judging by the theatrics it could hypnotize the lot of them. Still, it saddened him to see her distraught, even if they hadn't spoken more than three words to one another. It was the same with Derec, someone he still couldn't quite gauge but he seemed cool.

It irritated Kayden. His own group seemed either apathetic or happy to learn about their potential powers, with the possibly exception of Rudolph, but he was just barely a step above Kellen in the 'self esteem' category. However, the rest of the students seemed less sure of themselves and a few had even exploded, which also left their teammates bewildered. Auberon and Lienna were at their old banter again, and he smiled despite himself. They reminded him of the members he knew at court, but that only added to his dilemma. Should he be happy about their disunity as a rival, or distraught as a fellow student? His teachings on statesmenship and war were filled with cold, pragmatic self interest and mercilessness, but as his father said, Kayden had the 'soft heart' of his beloved mother, evidently.

He realized he was distracting himself and pushed the introspection away, doing his best to listen to Tomai and writing down what notes he could. His crest was likely social in nature, unless there was some deeper ability that he hadn't yet figured out, which was a disturbing thought. All the more reason to take the class, at least. The classes were not everyday either? Good, he could catch up on homework and practice his swordplay in a totally vain attempt to impress Kalliope before she kicked his ass the coming weekend.

Kayden turned to his fellow Eagles with a glance. “Do any of you have any concerns with the class, or are we good?” He asked. The best option for them was likely a 'wait and see' approach. Do the curriculum and try and find an edge in the meantime. Despite his notions of honor, the Prince already had a few seedlings of machiavellian ideas in the back of his pretty head, pieces on a chessboard moving in multiple directions for different outcomes. He simply had to wait and watch, and then make one of his moves.
Neil did not stay for long.

Taking a heavy wrench, he decided to leave the room untouched except for the one servitor whom he broke apart with a few heavy swings, mostly to see how well built they were and what made them tick with a cursory glance of the fallen corpse. It only took him one or two minutes of bludgeoning and examination before he ran off, leaving the children in the other servitor's care. As much as he wanted to liberate everyone here, the Highlander was not a nursery, and while he was pro-choice, this seemed to be a bit late in the pregnancy. The real injustice was to the women, particularly two he wanted to find pretty badly.

Neil went off, searching high and low. Every twenty meters there was an archway; some had nothing but voids behind them, others had similar birthing chambers, and some were essentially armories or storage rooms. No matter where he went, he couldn't find where they held the women, at least until he found an archaic stairway, the railings emblazoned with silver lines and stars in constellations he vaguely recognized. He didn't dally and wait around. Instead he sprinted up the stairs, wondering if he would ever find his fucking girlfriend and Taya.

The first door on floor two, he saw Sayeeda breaking Taya out of stasis. Neil saw Gerome in one of the pods in the midst of the women and he shook his head. The old priest really should have known better than to fuck with his junebug. He couldn't help but admire the sheer audacity. For Neil's part, he lazily leaned against the archway as she unlocked and shut down the stasis chamber, the air depressurizing and opening up for Taya to wobbly fall out of her limp constraints and into Junebug's arms.

"God, you're terrible at this." Neil said, and Sayeeda's combat enhanced reflexes moved with the speed of a hunting cat, her gun barrel pointed at Neil, her recognition of him just a second quicker than her decision to kill whatever made an unexpected noise within her presence. She lowered her gun in relief and smiled. Neil just shook his head. "You're the damsel in distress. You couldn't wait for three minutes before I rescued you. God!"

A 'spring' and a small crater chipping into the steel above his head made him jump, and more gunfire followed as Neil leaped into the room as weapons cracked from the stairway. Neil hugged the wall by the door, and Sayeeda laughed and tossed the 10 mm pistol she had procured from Gerome's companion. "Now's your chance, cowboy." She teased, dragging Taya behind some of the pods while she woke her up.

Shouts were heard down the hall, followed by more gunfire. Neil looked around, looked at his gun, then decided on a course of action. Seconds later, the four colonists, three with handguns and one with a double barreled shotgun entered the room, the first two immediately firing to the left and right. They were the first two to get shot in the head, but from above. The bullets ripping into them sent them into spasms. Swinging his upper body upside down to gaze into the hallway, lower body on the roof of the arch, Neil shot three times, killing the last two colonists. The shotgun went off, cracking apart of the wall and ricocheting pellets across the hall. No one screamed out, so everyone pursing must be dead.

"Clear!" he called.
In Hi! 4 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Hope you enjoy your stay here!
Meanwhile, me in my selfmade starship enterprise, leaving boring control of warp drive, phasers, shields and torpedos to the computer while spending my time in the turbolifts listening to this:



Luckily, we have GCold working on a post for the other peeps so you need not wait much longer. Also that is the best choice of music.
In case I'm still alive by the time weekend has arrived you can expect a post by me at that time. In case my work kills me within the next three days I hope that at least my malicious, ravaging entity of the afterlife will be powerful enough to perform such a profound and stylish overkill against a certain project I have to do that the whole world will go down with it so nobody has to witness me breaking my promise that way either!


Nice post, my friend
Am later than I thought, but I am working on the character sheet!
What happened in that fight has been speculated in the Lexicons for centuries. No one bore witness save Calian himself, and as his old master-at-arms would say, he has a 'bloody wild way of embellishing the truth.' Only the gods truly saw how it ended, or the felling stroke. But in Calian's drunkest nights, and once or twice in his sleep, he would mumble to himself. One might ascertain that his life was saved by a single rock, though how that came to be was a topic of speculation. However it happened, an outcropping of the bridge was sundered, and the left statue of the two gargoyles at the front gate that framed the entrance was caved in and shattered.

The silent watchers within bore witness to the great gateway's shackled lock being lifted, and the heavy doors slowly grinding open. In the gloom of the eternal twilight, they would see the gleam of his glimmering eyes, and the glint of his sword as he unsheathed it. Within the wide chamber were shambling figures, rotted skin and boney framed, with gaping maws and fingers sharpened to points.

Calian stepped in, but in the light saw the multitudes of draugr-like creatures, many human-like, but some had multiple arms and elongated, xenos faces. A few had hooves and what abominations that still had skin were colored in strange fashions. He couldn't guess how long the Ebony Tower had been here, but many had apparently tried and failed, and had been arisen by those that looked. Calian slashed at one with his blade, cutting through whispy cartiladge and ligaments, but the blow sent a jarring vibration up his arm and he had to swing again to fell the closest ghoul. The knight backed up to the wall, realizing he wasn't entirely suited for this sort of fighting, at least until his head bumped into an iron rod that frightened him for a moment. Glancing up, he saw a baroque, black iron torch instrument. Calian grabbed at it and lifted it out of the rivets that kept it on the wall, and his next swing sundered the next skeleton with the ease of a battlehammer. The cracking of bones echoed through the endless halls, but it still took much doing and exhausted the knight, as did the stairs that led up to the third quarter of the tower.

When he stepped into the lacquered room, he noticed how comfortable and how unlike it was to the horrorible and gothic terrors he had just cut his way through. The air smelled of lavender and pine oils, and yet somehow, the bore that had devoured any and all magic was strongest here. Something here was undeniably sobering, as if one had just gotten home from a fun night out and found out their mother had died from a vehicle accident. Calian had never felt such a juxtaposition, but he swiftly got used to it. He would much rather be here than downstairs with the teeming masses of undead that wanted him to join their ranks, but either way, he was in a cage, albeit a gilded one. What manner of criminal resided here?

A snore broke him from his trail of thought, and he stepped into the next room to see what he didn't expect...a red head in a bed, sleeping the day away. She snored again, a bit more loudly this time.

"Oh." Was all he said, and with his armored ruined, a pauldron having been torn off and numerous cuts marring his otherwise striking visage, he looked more annoyed than anything. He walked up to her and shook her awake, gingerly but with impatience.
Calian had heard of this world, but he had never thought to see it. Corvus had a way of surprising him in ways he never had imagined, but truth be told, he didn't even know if where he was going was meant for him. Perhaps it was providence or serendipity that was leading him here, or he could very well be flying to his doom for little more than finding a legendary place to lay his corpse. As he approached, the planet looked to be an orb of indigo purple, the dunes and imperfections of the rocks upon the surface made it have the look of a very expensive cake.

The Stallion-Class battle transport cut through the atmosphere with the ferocity of a comet. To any soul looking into the deep night sky, it would look like a falling star slicing into the horizon. Calian watched with a hawkish gaze, catching sight of the Ebony Tower. It was sleek in form and robust in style, smaller baroque sectional towers connected via walkways and supports formed a seven pointed star around the greater keep. A road of stone snaked from some unseen origin towards the tower, where it halted just before a precipice that looked bottomless. There was a grim cruelty to its depths, and somehow Calian felt there was more evil than the fall if one were to drop within. Luckily, the road fed into a bridge, though made of wood, stone, or some form of steel he couldn't guess. The structure ended at the 'island' of rock and soil that held the Ebony Tower.

Calian Dwimmerblade landed in a small, broken alcove out of sight. His ship, as some called it, let out a hiss as it slowly landed on the bleak sand and rock. His transport was small. Barely enough for three people, including the pilot. It accommodated him well enough, he would claim, though truly it was also conveniently all he could afford. The glass of the cockpit lifted up, his body pinioned like the vehicles wings, steel plates sliding into nubs along the main body of the Stallion.

The Knight smelled the air, his eyes twinkling like stars when he opened them. The air was rank with magic, and yet somehow to his left he felt a void like a bore in the fabric of reality. The gleam of his gaze faded slightly, but it was ever present. Unfortunately, his tricks and galdorcraft would be of no use within the tower, so he could not utilize the majority of his arsenal. Rather, he pressed his hand against the panel just above the wing of his transport, the panel lighting up and opening a compartment for his weapons. He reached for his blade, Galdurkling. It was of Fey origin, one of the Erdenswords of their system, Vanahiem. Even without the runes or glyphs on the blade, it was as keen edged as the day it was forged. Donning his breastplate and powering down his transport, he began his long hike back to the Ebony Tower.

Calian now walked into full view of the tower, wandering over the stonework, closer and closer. He must seem some minuscule thing in the distance, only visible from the rising glow of the dying sun. His cloak suddenly whipped from a gust, and to him he felt it was the blast of an angered deity daring him to move closer. He clutched the cloak closer, and soon he was at the foot of the bridge. Finally, he dared look up at the Ebony Tower, the structure living up to its name with its foreboding darkstone base and obsidian crystal parapets. Should he announced his presence? Perhaps he needed to say a word of passage or summoning to keep the bridge aloft as he walked? He didn't recall any myths of such a thing, but many knights had fallen for a lack of patience and thought.

"Ware!" He cried, though he felt his voice die in the wind. Perhaps someone could hear him, but only if they had already been watching, likely. "Hearken to me! Be ye Dark Wizard, Maiden in distress, Dragon, Daemon, or a foul creature of the abyss! Hyperion has called me forth to come here and prove my mettle! Who resides here!?"
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