Avatar of Pyromania99

Status

Recent Statuses

4 yrs ago
Current I'm in a post GBF Guild War state. Happy it's over but overly tired.
1 like
6 yrs ago
Muscle girls are great. That is all. Move along.
3 likes
6 yrs ago
I have a desire to play a witch of some sort in an RP now.
5 likes
7 yrs ago
Welp, let's see if this Digimon RP will go through XD
7 yrs ago
Considering trying to re-run a digimon RP that didn't really take off. Dunno though. Digimon rp's are met typically with a terrible fate. :l
3 likes

Bio

Hello. . . Umm, I'm Pyro. How do you do? I'm not really sure about what to say. XD

I like lots of the less serious (especially Ecchi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) anime out there and super actiony games. I rather like Touhou and Hyperdimension Neptunia too! If you want to talk about those at all send me a PM or something!

Most Recent Posts

I'm here
Luna gave a dirty look at Leo at a certain comment he may have made at her expense. The woman sighed before looking at her Queen and the small woman that she was trying to get to join the game. "You say I'm drunk, but you're looking pretty smashed yourself, Your Majesty." Luna snickered. Much like Queen Sorcha, Luna wasn't taking it easy with the Alcohol either. "I think you're looking a little worse off than I am." The Knightess proudly said, chugging some more.

Luna for her part, seemed rather fine except for the quick reddening of her face. "Now, are you going to keep groping poor Miss Fio there or are you going to drink?" Luna smirked again, teasing both Fio and the Queen for the woman's poor hand placement. "Not that it matters much to me I suppose, since I'm not the one Fio is going to get mad at for it." Luna was definitely drunk. Her typical careful word choosing was seemingly gone. Hell, Leo probably knew what would happen if she got too much more drunk. It wouldn't affect many of anyone in the room except the women.
You know I'm here boo
Shina made an evil giggle and smirked at the fox sitting next to her. "Coward~" The Tanuki stood up and stepped away from Shuichirou. She couldn't really blame the boy. She was unnaturally lucky after all! Now, Tomoko was talking about some sort of child disappearance. Normally, she'd probably complain about not getting paid but now that she was getting coerced into this whole "club" thing. Now~ She needed to protect her perfectly favorite little thing in the club. The Zashiki-Warashi girl was cute of course, but nothing held a candle to the adorable little Oni girl sitting in the corner.

"Kaori kidnapping little girls you say~? My dear spider, I thought you were over that phase." Shina teased, her tail would swish back and forth if it were out at the moment but she was, of course, in her perfect school disguise. She fell to her knees next to Akari and swung her arms around the poor girl's neck. "Don't worry my cute little Oni~ I'll make sure the pervert old spider doesn't touch a hair on your pretty little head." She teased, smirking towards where the spider was holding the mujina whilst pulling the Oni into her chest as if to protect her before relaxing a small bit.

"That said, I don't think it was Kaori. Less so because I trust her to be a safe person but moreso because I don't think Tomoko would allow her to do such a thing. Though it doesn't stop me from worrying about what you'd do to everyone in the room." She seemed convinced that, if left alone, she would do a number of travesties to the girls in the room.

"The issues of Kaori being a perverted old lady aside, did you have an idea of what this kidnapper may be, Tomo-tan? An old creep? Youkai? Urban Legend? Chupacabra? Debt Collector!?" The last seemed to be the most worrisome to the Tanuki as the mere mention made her pull Akari even more into her chest. "Ahh, sorry Akari." She seemed at the least a small bit apologetic that time.
VAmmy was pretty sure she removed the robed figure's weapons but she was a little too excited earlier so she might have missed it. "A dagger in the hand of a human hardly scares m--" That was when an arrow grazed Atzi's face and the demon was slightly distracted by up the hill some. A large group of, what Vammy definitely was sure were cultists. "Great. This one calls for a retreat for sure." Her head quickly twisted towards her armed captive. The demon's hand came up swiftly and hit the woman's hand, knocking the weapon away with a sharp slap. After, she shifted her posture a bit lower and twisted her hips as she brought her foot up to hit the woman's stomach to incapacitate her for a small time by knocking the wind out of her. She wasn't too worried without an easily reachable weapon in the woman's hands but it was still better to carry a sack of potatoes than a struggling boar while escaping.

Quickly, the demon tossed the captive over her shoulders and quickly made her way to Atzi. "Hey, don't be a dumbass, dumbass. These people are obviously brainwashed or mind controlled, magicked or something. That or they're super zealous and it's to knowledge or something and not a sexy goddess, probably. Doesn't bother me killing humans, but there are too many and we need to escape." Vammy was fairly confident in her skills, but she was quite concerned with trying to fight off that many people at once. She hasn't mastered her demon powers or she might consider it. "This is a bad position to try fighting them either way. Come with me if you want, or don't. Your funeral."

The demon laughed, giggled and snapped her finger at the human. A small fire that would be hardly visible to the cultists snapped to existence from the demon's fingers and slowly lowered to an area close to Atzi and between her and the culists. The demon started to make her way down the hill in a hurry, making sure to watch if any more arrows would be coming. If some were heading toward Atzi like the demon expected, she would will the fire to life to create a small flamewall to protect the body-building woman much like she protected herself earlier. If they were heading toward her, well, it's hard to hit something if it was moving.
"Come now, your majesty. I'm still perfectly sober." Luna said, a small, perhaps slightly uncharacteristic bluff, as a small bit of red started to show across her face as she started to down another mug with one hand and the other motioning for someone to bring her another drink. The woman looked over as the Queen retrieved a nearby Fio and brought her to the table. "A third player?" Luna said, looking over at the small girl currently nestled in Queen Sorcha's chest. "I don't know if that's a good idea. I don't think Fio's body could handle that much alcohol. She'd probably get drunk off of half a mug and I don't think she has much blood in her that helps her tolerate it." Luna said, meaning well by the statement, though her slightly buzzed state didn't really allow her much mental processing on how Fio might react to such blatant statements.

"I think it best if she just watch, if she even so desires to do so." Luna looked over at the small girl as a good number of drinks arrived to their table at the same time. "Let her join if she wants, but I'd say don't force her into this..." Luna said, looking between her Queen and Fio. Sliding two drinks over towards the both of them. If Fio wanted to join... Well, Luna wasn't going to turn her down. As far as the Knightess understood, Fio was an adult and could make her own choices, despite her delightfully adorable appearance. "And your Majesty... Can you please stop breaking the glasses. It's hard to get them out here. Think of the poor sods that have to replace them." Luna's lips seemed to loosen a small bit as she reached for another drink and started to drink again.
"Yep, mhmm." Came Shina's voice from the back of the room. She was laying out on a couch the clubroom somehow managed to get. "No, I said work on building a relationship with the clothing shop we talked about..." She was silent as she listened to whoever was on the other side of the phone. "Yes, get your sister to get to it. I need you to deliver some packages~" Silence again, "And if you eat that your career is good as done....Yes. Exactly~ Get to work, I don't pay you to eat my food~" With that, she hung up and settled her phone away. "Really, you leave one cheesecake at the office and all the workers think they're entitled..."

Well, her business business was settled for now until those two got back to her. "Now, what do we have here? Tomoko is here? Ahh, and a damn fox." She wasn't exactly shy in saying aloud. Well, of course there was Kaori who was once again harassing Tomoko. Not that she was one to complain, really. She kind of harassed everyone, though they might not know it was her that did it. Well, she'd leave Tomoko and the spider alone for now. She made her way over to the table and sat at it. She just needed to wait until the meeting started mostly, though she sort of wanted to hug the tiny Oni girl. She was adorable and really didn't seem like "human" contact and it would be funny to see her squirm a small bit. Just a small bit.

Still, she looked over at the Fox Boy that seemed to be taking extra snacks. Not that Shina really seemed to care much. After all, she didn't really trust the spider that much when it came to... about anything. A megapervert and she wasn't sure what insane ingredients she would put in her cooking. "Well then, fox. You look like an absolute glutton right now." Commenting on his taking of extras. "I mean, you go ahead. I'll be glad it's not me or Tomoko that suffers from whatever that spider puts in there~ That said, you said something about playing cards? I'm game. Wanna bet on it~?" She had a mischievous smile that could only say that she was up to no good which was a safe bet. She was hardly ever up to anything good.
Humans... Well, she assumed they were humans, were tenacious beings. Undaunted by the fact that they were going to die. The second her eye turned from the archers to the one with and axe, her side was grazed mostly by a slight dodge but that just lead to her getting struck in the leg.

Vammy grimmaced at the arrow piercing her skin but had other things to focus on. For example, the axeman just in front of her. It wasnt like being shot with an arrow would really hinder her so her grimmace curled into a sinister smile. As the axeman brought down the axe at her, she utilized her speed to knock the offending hand away and then grabbing his neck with the other hand. The neck was always so fragile and if one werent careful they could sn-- "Ah. Too rough."

Too bad, but the demon had more company to take care of. She tossed the man aside and cracked her neck before she turned to the archers. "Now which of you actually hit me with this?" Vammy asked, pulling the arrow out with little concern. She made her best possible guess and threw a quick fireball at them. Enough to knock them off their feet and save them for last.

The demon quickly followed behind the shot and headed towards one of the others. It was relatively simple to use her magic to launch herself enough so she could bring her heel down on the cultist's cranium after closing the distance. He was down, though Vammy wasnt too sure if she had just knocked him out temporarily or permenantly. The body could be quite frail and unbelievably sturdy but she was pretty sure she wouldnt have to worry about him for the rest of this fight.

Then was a quick dash for the second to last one. A dodged arrow but this one was quick to end as well... though the end was quite a bit more gruesome and gory than the previous. "The neck is such a fragile spot i swear. People need to start wearing some armor there or any person walking around with some sharp nails are just gonna slit it open."

With a small sogh, as if she also didnt have a fragile neck, Vammy turned to the last one that had been knocked to their feet. "Now, I should give the one who actually hit me a reward." Vammy said, practically skipping over. "Now then, I could skin you or... Hmm? What's this?" Vammy said, getting closer to the robed figure. She sniffed a few times and smiled. "Oooh, a woman. My, im wondering if you might be a better shot than the huntress we're looking for~" Vammy disarmed her if there seemed to have anything like a weapon on her and then grabbed her, tossing the cultist over her shoulder and made her way over to Atzi who also seemed to have taken care of business.

"Alighty. First thing, Miss Bow and Arrow. I can either make your time very nice and pleasureable or I can make it a living nightmare of my choosing. That's what demons do, after all." They were getting close to Atzi now. "Muscles, look at this. I got a new toy. Hope she doesnt break." Vammy mostly teased. "Now, lets see how cute you look."

The demon could tell she was a woman by body features and instinct, but that didnt give her the slightest clue about what was under. She set the cultist woman on her feet. "Dont run, hide or fight or I'll have to catch you again and tie some rope around you arms and legs." Vammy was ready for resistance of some sort but quickly removed her hood and mask quickly before such a thing could happen.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet